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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147259
 11.12.2017
There are people with normal self-esteem and people with a painful attitude toward themselves, unable to listen to rejection and say “no.”

If you don’t want to sleep with you, then you need to have good sex with such a partner? No one used you, they both liked dancing. No one is obliged to communicate with you further if they do not want to, even if you stand on your ears. You are a nice man, you have the right to a woman who will appreciate you.

If you don’t want to sleep with someone you danced with, tell him to go on. Why are you upset that he wants you? Is it shameful? If he still opens his mouth after that, do the same as with any other ham. You have the right to hear compliments and choose with whom to go to bed.

And mentally healthy people do not understand where the problem is.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147258
 11.12.2017
No to fuck!

I will explain - they will give up their place not to the beautiful, but to the old or pregnant. Gifts are not given to the beautiful, but to the conspicuous (for sex)... And for beer, they will chase those who are the least discouraged.

Hundreds of experiments have been conducted (although even on YouTube look), as passers ignore a pregnant woman or an elderly woman, but rush to help the beauty. Gifts are given to those who are able to manipulate, and conspicuous and so for chocolate fuck. And after beer they chase those who run obediently. The outcome - a bright, reckless, self-confident manipulator of the class of "string" can not fall down at all, not sleep and still receive gifts and admiration. And the quiet shaken mouse and slide down, and ran away willing, and let into his bed and life the "poor woman", sewn off that straw.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №147257
 11.12.2017
You understand what it is about... you evaluate it all from the point of view of rational behavior and logic. Everything seems right and logical. But do not measure yourself, believe them, they are not hypocrites. Unfortunately, they are really so fucking. Not all, but most of it.

We are not fucking (at least not more than you). We just like you, love to measure whispers. Yes, between the girls. Nothing human is foreign to us. Therefore, we try to look "greater" and clamp-smash-clamp on yourself a lot of what you, men, don’t like at all (a type of crocheted crochet summer boots or eyebrows in the thick finger) and draw on your nails on your feet hundreds of patterns, which most of you will not even pay attention to. Dancing is also one way. Often you have nothing to do with it. Such things.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №147256
 11.12.2017
The dancers

I may not know here. What "dances" are we talking about? Any discotheque is modern - the essence of a disco bar. Someone came to dance, someone came to drink, someone with friends for the company, but does not drink or dance.
Where does this "stand at the wall" and so on? Are we talking about the 80s?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147255
 11.12.2017
You can’t sleep at work?
When I came to work drunk, I slept without problems.
YYY: Who are you working for?
XXX: No More

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147254
 11.12.2017
Such a classic!

> I am 30 years old. Will I ever be smart?

Claudia Ivanovna was stupid. Her old age did not allow us to hope that she would someday become smarter (Ild, Petrov)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147253
 11.12.2017
Fucking about dancing! Stop it now! I am almost 28, I think about the fact that it would be good to meet someone, to have a partner, more friends... Then I read that aggressive fiction that you will tell about both the relationship between men and women and about the relationship between people of the same sex, and I immediately feel a disgust and an insurmountable desire to fall into any video game and never, never in life to connect with live people. Stop killing my faith in humanity!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147252
 11.12.2017
I will explain - will give up the place not beautiful, but old or pregnant

Humor at this resource! Or stop, do you really believe it? Well googled experiments then if you don’t see what’s going on. Beautiful, and also in a challenging dress / makeup will give up / carry a bag / other times more often than pregnant or old.
During my pregnancy only women gave me a seat. According to my colleagues, I am not alone.
But when I was 18 years old, I didn’t have an offer to sit in the tram, yes.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №147251
 11.12.2017
Most often, further coupling occurs by the method of external fertilization, in which a small male tightly embraces the big lady with its front legs and watered the caviar with sperm, which she all this time moisturizes. But some species prefer fertilization internally, when the pair turns to each other with cloaks and combines them, and the Nectophrynoides frogs, for example, carry small frogs and give birth to them fully formed. With the usual, external mating, the male releases the partner only when he feels that her belly has become soft - the reserves of caviar have exhausted.and c)

As you can see, even with external fertilization, the bridegroom is not afraid to ride on the lady by horse.And you, fucking, now bear the moral responsibility for what contextual advertising I have after googling THIS!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147250
 11.12.2017
XXX is ANNA! A computer program is not a man: if you offend it, it will not help.
You, of course, can still offend me for not being able to help you recover the data, but fucking this will not help either!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №147249
 11.12.2017
If ladies and cavaliers are not equal, then on the dances the cavalier to stand and curl his mouth, not inviting the girls and ladies to dance - a monstrous vocal tone. Because of this, GH in the famous novel J. Austin scratched in full. The whole society considered him an arrogant, rude, poorly educated snob. In modern dances - you can invite a girl only if she agrees to lie down immediately after the dances, otherwise stand at the wall, isn't it for you that the beauty grew up with your mom? I could never understand the behavior of the guys, as if they also came to dance, why don’t they dance? Now is clear.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147248
 11.12.2017
The wheel cannot be used because it was invented by the Bloody Sumerians.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147247
 11.12.2017
What horse, what horse? I watched the cartoon about the rabbit, the wolf and Santa. My grandfather is riding a car! In the minibus.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147246
 11.12.2017
I remember when Одноклассники just appeared, in one clever company discussed the idea of creating a social network "Ex". And they all roared, and then suddenly thought of something, darkened and said, “Yes, Nafiq!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147245
 11.12.2017
It is like buying, for example, a refrigerator, signing a contract on a bunch of pages and having a representative of the factory-producer regularly come to see.

This is called "warranty service" or "tech support". It is actively used in the industry, in the household is very lacking. What is wrong with this?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147244
 11.12.2017
I composed an entire text with couplets of the "Daddy-Channel from Transcaucasia" on the theme of the "Girl of Praskovia", which then sounded from every household appliance.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147243
 11.12.2017
<Julio> What does the oven scream about? How to repair it?
<Pedro> Oh, guy, your grammar creates masterpieces. It sounds like Hemingway’s novel, "What the oven whispers about".

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147242
 11.12.2017
Tolerance is cool! For us, the fat, recently in the subway and buses made special places, even pictograms painted with a blushed man. I always ride these places, a couple of times even pulled away from the places of some aunts!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147241
 11.12.2017
XXX: Going on a horse
YYY: Making the move of the Gypsies

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147240
 11.12.2017
Q1: How did it go?
xy2: classic: the employer equipped the tool under the curtain, only the only suitable burr on 16mm was under SDS max, and we have the perfect, you understand, not the max.
Q1: The store?
xy2: 800 km in the tundra. The nearest. and the customer breathes in the back of the neck - by the evening, the controller must be equipped with a grid for the guards: He comes! Time - 14.00, evening = 17.00 (in general, 15.00, but it was possible to agree)
How did you run around the building in search of a storm/perf?
xy2: Then the stage passed: without time and guarantees does not work, and the search specialist at the interstate. They decided otherwise: the Bulgarian turned the fixer of the thunder into a cylindrical, sprinkling off the max heresy, and the transitional cartridge from the perf to the drill was finally useful... Everything was done on time, everyone is happy.
xy1: the harsh sabbaths of Aitishnik, the fucking...

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