I am looking for a girl named Christina to study in the Technical School of Technology and Design today crossed up with you on the screen.
Poor children, so sluggish that they even crossed everything on the pitch.

Usually my husband and I sleep under the same blanket, but the last nights are cold, put another on the bed so that you can hide from above. I go to bed at night and my husband is surprised.
Do we sleep under different blankets?
“No,” I say, meaning that the blankets are common. Under one.
After thinking, I add:
But they two.

It just came to mind...
Dragons are reproduced by telegony.
Here the dragon stole the princess and had sex with her (well, he has a small penis, well, the size is not important). The princess can't fly away from it (well, there are different types there, hue-may), and then the dragon loses the prince (sometimes with a fatal outcome). A prince marries a princess and she gives birth to a dragon (the dragon was the first).
P.S There is a belief that only a virgin can calm a dragon.
P.P.S. I need to ask my mom if she really made me tea today.

Sometimes it happens, you sit, concentrated on some work, not distract for a long time, and solving the task, you relax the brain. And then the spontaneous thought arises: How did I get here? Yesterday I was riding from the gorka on the capote from Zaporozhca1! And then just as abruptly releases, and you sit, such, you work.

When trainees come from the universe and school, the hospital is noticeably revitalized.
In the departments, repairs immediately begin, nurses tell about the nasty practitioners, in short, fun.
But the most fortunate of us, pathologists, is that students really want to see the opening, and I want to get them out of fainting.
The own history.
and Tuesday. I sit down, knock on the phone, knock on the door.
A student comes in and says:
- We would have it, well, it is, in general, like an opening - a younger colleague
There are no bodies yet. - I answer because in the last two days the sanitary judge had more work than I did.
The student shrugged his head, silenced for 10 seconds and gave a cool phrase:
Aaa, it is a pity! This is here, and when will it be?
I relentlessly take a piece of paper and, trying not to smile, answer:
Grishin from cardio is weak. Probably on Thursday.
The student thanked and left. I laughed and forgot.
On Thursday, I am on holiday, I have a quiet breakfast and here the manager calls me:
- Artem Vladimirovich, explain why I now have students and are demanding to open a living Grishina?
I laughed to tears, and the whole morg, as they say, lay.
The comments:
Katya Krutikova: Well, Morgi is always lying.
by Danil Suhanov
As you want, but in an hour Grishin is on the table!
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