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Here are the double standards.
Don't let God disturb the neighbor's child's sleep - the whole family will rush to take the door and avenge you for it.
And when this child wakes people up with cries and whispers, it is all a puddle. They just shrink and shrink.
Sleep is a biological need. Live yourself and do not disturb others.
Less aggression, more respect!
I came to a new job, mostly sitting at computers and performing tasks. Some for relaxation include loud music. I decided to do the same, included my playlist, and there the main theme from Half Life first in the line... Immediately a couple of colleagues wrapped their heads, in search of sound, smiled. You see it right away :)
Amazing people, first to the ears and then start to swallow their dirty underwear and scream loudly: "Damn...damn..."
Do they want to sell or do they want to sell?
[3/10/2014 5:55:31 PM] 5665tm: Yes, fate, very fucking romantic. Only with my luck, she will either be born in 3048, or died during the palace coups, or lives in our time, but she has completely paralyzed her upper third thighs as a result of an accident on the Alpha Centauri.
Russian people can easily defeat laziness, but they are somewhat reluctant.
Here one cheerful aunt told how she grew a lemon from a boiled and frozen grain. I even have a fist.
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>> Had I not been married, I would never have learned that a compressed air bubble effectively cleans... the haircut.
Your mother is genius!! to
A friend once got sick with hepatitis B.
The hospital is large, there are many buildings, they said they are not allowed to enter the infection room, so I asked where the building, the chamber number already knew. I approach him and begin to scream: “Vityoyoyeok! "Vityoyeok! "The chamber on the 3rd floor so it broke out that there is urine for ten minutes. Only from the neighboring windows of the head female a couple of times elevated."Well" I think "not fate", may the toilet went out or smoke..., in general departed from the building by 50 meters in the direction of the house, goes our common acquaintance with the girl to meet. "Oh, hello, what are you doing here?", "Well, Vitka came to visit, something oral, oral, he never appeared. This is my home 😉 😉
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- Mucky Klitschko was roasted, now added eggs... What will they cook?
Cake with shit.
xxx you are! The sport is chocolate. I thought he was extinct.
yyy: It’s like a lease with the taste of potatoes.
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from ZH:
I want to change my name in Ukraine. I will glorify Ukraine.
I will be able to walk around Kiev and troll the fascist patrol.
They ask:
How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Glory to the heroes! How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Euromaidan, to the heroes of glory. How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
And so infinite.
From the comics website, discuss Thailand:
xxx: If I understand it correctly, are these men who feel like lesbians?
Thailand is a country of mysteries.