I want to pierce my tongue.
XXX in two places. How to make it symmetrical?
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Of course, to organize the celebration of the 65th anniversary of our Victory is very difficult and troublesome... but how subtle it is to call the Yankees and the Englishmen and force them to march on our square in front of our President! Conduct the Victory Parades in 90+ cities - roll!
But the most important thing is to broadcast the Parade "from and before" on street screens in other foreign cities, and the largest screen to put - where? It is right! In the Berlin!
The fucking! I respect.

xxx: The boss told me to translate fseh into openoffis. Why not understand. Apparently he wants to edit documents and tables for free. Or check the box.
Yyy: I read the story, and I realized that you are not Captain Evidence, you are Captain Smollett. Because every phrase of yours is reduced to "Pistol? They charge a gun. Why Why? A! They will shoot!"

C hip hop.ru

xxx: I, by the way, years before eight thought that a person is given a thousand words for life, and when he uses everything, the words will run out, and he will not be able to speak. There are dumb people in the world.
Yyy: I wish many rapers thought so))))

Men should not do housework! Our responsibilities are war and food.
It is: 0_o
Strike and fishing!

When my wife says, “I’m going to get ready and get out,” I turn on the computer and start Starcraft. I’ll definitely get a couple of parties.)

to this:
The glamorous flat-brown girls of 5-6 years, who have achieved nothing, still go to kindergarten. I am 4 and I have already finished 6 classes of school (2 classes per year), learned to speak at 10 months, walk - at 11, immediately entered a kindergarten, finished it in a month. Now I am a prospective sixth grade, not dependent on my parents, I can buy a backpack / notebook / handles myself. Here in the 6th grade there are a bunch of smart girls with big breasts. Fuck the losers!

Styles are you?

Yesterday, May 9th, my wife woke me up without light or dawn. We went to see the parade. On the approach to the square, where that action should take place, a chain of mints stops everyone - the passage is only on PERMISSIONS and identity documents!!! There is a crowd of people, dressed in pu and dust, many with Georgian stripes. According to conversations, some are not one hundred kilometers. We went out with the kids to watch the parade. Everyone is completely confused. And all of us chest the mouth in this same - where, be, prey, let go!
Something has broken down on my heart. One thing is theoretically to know that in your own country you are unrighteous and unnecessary, another thing is when you are so openly demonstrated.
by Alexander. and Samara. (3 of the 4 great-grandparents from the war did not return, the first Chechen was a little stuck)
Sorry for the UG.

by :

The lecture. In front of the teacher is a plane.
I would have been upset if I had not been stunned by the beauty of flight!
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The aviation universe?

A good man:
to this:
Do you know that...
The basket can only be copied to the desktop 32 times. Then there is an error.
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You guys, you’re ugly... I’ve gotten 102 before I realized it was a joke :(
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Thank you, if it wasn’t for you, I’d definitely try it :)

Q: Can I put a potato in it?
No, the food is not thrown away. and throw a knife :D

<Joerz> what are you doing?
<RiZN> manicure, pp
<Joerz> fu, baba coole?? to
<RiZN> yes no... nails just bite
<Joerz> Mothers and friends :D

My husband and wife burned...
My brain is always in mode "on"
My wife is "she"

To this...

Or can we play a game like 's silence'?
Whoever is wicked is wicked and wicked.

I respect self-criticism

Volonter: Our Combat burned out yesterday! We live on top of the Babi's barracks, the premises correspond. Someone in our shower turned and water flowed so much that the girls flowed from the ceiling. Well, the combat has built us all and says: "If the girls will flow again at least once, you will lick all the tongues!"

If no one is going to do nonsense, then it will be nonsense and nonsense.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Untouchable Faina Ranewska.

For a number of reasons, I cannot answer you now with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you come home, your mother will jump out of the pit and tempt you properly.

If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.

Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

- The phone doesn't work, when you come, knock your feet.
Why the feet?
You are not going to come with empty hands.

Everyone is free to handle his ass as he wants. So I raise my own and I am. (At a party meeting in the Moscow Council Theatre, where the non-Marxist behavior of one renowned actor accused of homosexuality was discussed.)

When I die, bury me and write on the monument, “I died of hatred.”

Well this, like her... Such a shoulder in the shoulder...

Orthographical errors in writing are like a clown on a white shirt.

Those ugly journalists! Half of the lies they spread about me are not true.

Let it be a small plot that must disappear between us.

The family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, it is worth thinking about what is more important to you: everything or family.

The fairy tale is when he married a frog and she turned out to be a princess. and BILL
It is when the opposite.

Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.

This is the fourth time I have watched this movie and I have to tell you that today the actors have played more than ever.

To see how much we are overeating, our stomach is on the same side as our eyes.

This woman can already choose who to impress her.
(On the comments “Mona Lisa doesn’t impress me.”)

Yesterday I was at the N. and I sang for them for two hours.
They need it! I can’t stand them either!

“I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore, and I’ve never betrayed my husband – because I never had him.
So what, do you have no shortcomings at all?
In general no. I have a big joke. Sometimes I also get a little bit...

(When she was surrounded by a crowd of children with joyful outcry: “Mule! The Mule! » )
Pioneers, go to...

I hate cynicism for its publicity.

My life is terribly sad. You want me to get into the joke. She had a sirene bush and made a striptease before you.

Speaking of a recently deceased actress:
“I wish I had her legs – she had beautiful legs! It is a pity that they will disappear.”

About his work in the movie: "Money eaten, and shame remains"

– Faina Georgievna, how are you doing?
You know what shit is? In comparison to my life, it was gone.
How is your life, Faina Georgievna?
I told you last year that it was shit. But then it was a marshmallow.

In Moscow, you can go out on the street dressed as God will, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my sitz dresses cause a major confusion – this is discussed in hairdressers, dental clinics, trams, private homes. Everyone is saddened by my monstrous “pity” – because no one believes in poverty. and (1949)

Critiques are the Amazons in the climax.

The damned nineteenth century, the damned education: I can’t stand while men sit.

Why do women devote so much time and resources to their appearance and not to the development of intelligence?
Because blind men are much smaller than smart men.

If a woman goes down with her head, she has a lover. If a woman goes with her head proudly raised, she has a lover. If a woman holds her head straight, she has a lover. If a woman has a head, she has a lover.

I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I was talking about the friendship of peoples.

Talent is like a wart, either it is there or it is not.

Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts.

You have to live in such a way that you will be remembered and fools.

– Milko, I’ll take the Idiot with me so I won’t miss the trolleybus!
(k/f “Spring”, as Margarita Lvivna, a house worker)

Yesterday you came from the corporate New Year, I took off your boots, told you a hundred compliments, patiently listened to who they gave gifts, what a fool this Nelly Stepanovna, I danced with you three times your favorite song from Criminal Chiv, twice fucked you, on your capriza opened champagne, somehow made you sleep, smoothed your hair...
Today I came from the corporation: - long discussions, why it is so late and why the mask on the shirt, then a cloth on the e@lu and went to the x#y, drunk cattle, I don't talk to you.... and. Here is equality.

The xxx:
I never considered myself a philanthropist. The phyllin is a dirty animal that eats cabbage. So I am not a philanthropist, I am a croup.

YYYY :
I made a magic stick yesterday.
Now I can hide a little.

The xxx:
The magic stick? How about Potter? How about batteries? What is it

YYYY :
This is a plastic stick from a cat toy, wrapped in a gasoline bandage and with a purple cardboard star, glued to the top.

The xxx:
Fuck, you’re fucking fucking too.

to this:

to this:
Recently, the news showed Medvedev’s meeting with ministers and he says that on the Internet people write that the adoption of this law actually means the transition to paid secondary education.
Dmitry Anatolievich, are you still looking at us?

Yes the citizens.
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No, say it on TV.