Untouchable Faina Ranewska.

For a number of reasons, I cannot answer you now with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you come home, your mother will jump out of the pit and tempt you properly.

If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.

Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

- The phone doesn't work, when you come, knock your feet.
Why the feet?
You are not going to come with empty hands.

Everyone is free to handle his ass as he wants. So I raise my own and I am. (At a party meeting in the Moscow Council Theatre, where the non-Marxist behavior of one renowned actor accused of homosexuality was discussed.)

When I die, bury me and write on the monument, “I died of hatred.”

Well this, like her... Such a shoulder in the shoulder...

Orthographical errors in writing are like a clown on a white shirt.

Those ugly journalists! Half of the lies they spread about me are not true.

Let it be a small plot that must disappear between us.

The family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, it is worth thinking about what is more important to you: everything or family.

The fairy tale is when he married a frog and she turned out to be a princess. and BILL
It is when the opposite.

Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.

This is the fourth time I have watched this movie and I have to tell you that today the actors have played more than ever.

To see how much we are overeating, our stomach is on the same side as our eyes.

This woman can already choose who to impress her.
(On the comments “Mona Lisa doesn’t impress me.”)

Yesterday I was at the N. and I sang for them for two hours.
They need it! I can’t stand them either!

“I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore, and I’ve never betrayed my husband – because I never had him.
So what, do you have no shortcomings at all?
In general no. I have a big joke. Sometimes I also get a little bit...

(When she was surrounded by a crowd of children with joyful outcry: “Mule! The Mule! » )
Pioneers, go to...

I hate cynicism for its publicity.

My life is terribly sad. You want me to get into the joke. She had a sirene bush and made a striptease before you.

Speaking of a recently deceased actress:
“I wish I had her legs – she had beautiful legs! It is a pity that they will disappear.”

About his work in the movie: "Money eaten, and shame remains"

– Faina Georgievna, how are you doing?
You know what shit is? In comparison to my life, it was gone.
How is your life, Faina Georgievna?
I told you last year that it was shit. But then it was a marshmallow.

In Moscow, you can go out on the street dressed as God will, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my sitz dresses cause a major confusion – this is discussed in hairdressers, dental clinics, trams, private homes. Everyone is saddened by my monstrous “pity” – because no one believes in poverty. and (1949)

Critiques are the Amazons in the climax.

The damned nineteenth century, the damned education: I can’t stand while men sit.

Why do women devote so much time and resources to their appearance and not to the development of intelligence?
Because blind men are much smaller than smart men.

If a woman goes down with her head, she has a lover. If a woman goes with her head proudly raised, she has a lover. If a woman holds her head straight, she has a lover. If a woman has a head, she has a lover.

I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I was talking about the friendship of peoples.

Talent is like a wart, either it is there or it is not.

Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts.

You have to live in such a way that you will be remembered and fools.

– Milko, I’ll take the Idiot with me so I won’t miss the trolleybus!
(k/f “Spring”, as Margarita Lvivna, a house worker)