After seeing only two magnets in the refrigerator - from Magadan and Vorkuta, the thieves fed the cat and washed the dishes.

I love Android Market and Russian users. Lazio recently in search of new programs. I encountered in the comments this:
HH:" That’s more than that! The Best!
App is fucking! We are best! 0 stars cannot be placed. the best program, thank you!"
This is the best program :)

SMS from the girl:

I know you may have been there yesterday or not, but you could have called what it was! And if it wasn't, then call and say that it wasn't, but I'm almost sure that it was ugly without me, or maybe not, but all the way! Do not call me."

How to React?! to

The sea shines with joy,
Laughter and fun around.
and eating the berries,
Children are running to the water.
The sea shines with joy.
There is a buzz on it.

But on the fence I write
The word "x@y"

This is if you come to me, Vania will be locked in the room.

YYY: When I was a child, when my mom was visited by guests, she closed me on the balcony and told my guests I was dead.

A randomly intercepted excerpt from the conversation of Russian tourists of the 1950s in Thailand:
"...there is very easy to climb through the fence and the beach there is excellent..."

Yesterday at the banquet, one lady, surrounded by the same as her, ladies - candidates and doctors of sciences, docents, professors, gave a toast - about the chief genderologist - Mikhail Zhvanetsky. He said that all women are divided into two categories: horror what stupid and charm what stupid.
I asked her pretty loudly – and which of them she relates to herself.

I will no longer be invited to this convention.

Xxx: A long time ago, when I was 13, I had a birthday; they celebrated in the village. A neighbor came, Uncle Mish. I wish I lived so long, so long, half a hundred and a quarter a hundred. I counted 13+13+13+6,5+3,25=48.75 and realized that I was desired to die, a little before I was fifty.