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[ + 102 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29846
 11.05.2010
to this:
Regarding the day of victory... Personally I am very upset that this holiday becomes another occasion to stir up for the beast and the little ones. Today, a bunch of people from nearby abroad were sitting in my courtyard, drinking beer and shouting “Ura!” Just for the company...
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These ‘churks from near abroad’, as you call them, are also descendants of war participants. Yes, do not forget that in the great Patriotic War did not the Russians win, but the great and multi-ethnic Soviet people. My grandfather also fought, although I was "not going", as you would say. And my grandmother’s brother died on the Kursk arc.
All with the past and let us all pass through the wars.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №29845
 11.05.2010
The Russian tourist is confident that he does not want to encounter another Russian tourist in the hotel. But when he meets, he begins to communicate happily.

A Russian tourist is convinced that he has overpaid for the trip. Fortunately, there is always one in the group who paid the most.

The Russian tourist is convinced that tourism is not immigration. But leaving, he must say that "I would be happy to stay here".

The Russian tourist is openly confident in his racial superiority. But it is offended that greedy Germans are treated better than Russians.

A Russian tourist is confident that the Russians get the worst rooms in the hotel. From this thought he is distracted only by the fact that the sea here is dirty.

A Russian tourist is convinced that he will be deceived in an Arab shop. But when you buy something, you will have to laugh joyfully at the Russian records in the review book "Boys trade, Arabs - lohi".

Russian tourists believe that in Europe to rest better. But having calculated everything properly, he will go to Egypt in November on an olincluziv.

The Russian tourist is confident that all foreigners understand Russian, but pretend they do not understand. Therefore, in a difficult situation, you just need to speak loudly and persistently.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29844
 11.05.2010
This quote I left 2008-09-12 and stopped playing in the WV:

""In Vovka, in Chatrah, there is a vendor (the seller, he is the only one selling bags of 22 slots) and his name is Harris Pilton 0_o

I think in Russian localization he is called Ssuša Kabchak

>Oyam<"""

Recently downloaded a Russian client, went... See Vova translators also read BOR. Harris Pilton is now called Psenia Kobchak!! to

[ + 151 - ] Comment quote №29843
 11.05.2010
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I am 23, without my own company, without a wife, without wealthy ancestors. I’m riding hot cars and I’m not hanging in clubs. I just wear a Hawaiian shirt, shorts, turn on the player and go chatting with my feet in the fountain and look at the girls swimming there.

I cheer on you, successful 20 year old directors and pathetic cowboys.
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A great respect for you, friend! At least two of us! and :)

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29842
 11.05.2010
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Really cool is not the one who buys a car to drive before work, but buys an apartment near work to walk there :)
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A really cool person who doesn’t have to go to work. Not for nothing on all the houses of great people hangs the tablets "In this house lived and worked such";

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №29841
 11.05.2010
XXX: We are sperming you, dear friends!! to

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29840
 11.05.2010
How hard it is with children: one fool, the other alcoholic.
Both in Daddy!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29839
 11.05.2010
The denial:
Newton’s Third Law: If you don’t touch anything, it will be.
and...
And what about the headphones "which-you-accurately put-in-box"?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29838
 11.05.2010
iohan: Remote cultivation of offended maniacs is simple
iohan: you write at the nearest school "5a - lohi! 5b force" and with the first goat of release the process is started.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №29837
 11.05.2010
Local provider forum.

Girl: You’ve blurred a cool program (meaning a p2p client), but here’s why you didn’t guess how to make it shut down? I climb the cross, it folds into a trio, but it does not close. You have 70,000 subscribers, and each of them is forced to complete the process through Ctrl+Alt+Del! >.<

69 999 of our subscribers click on the icon in the threshold with the right mouse, choose the item "Exit" and the joy of life there.

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