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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №64094
 11.05.2012
XXX: And I have a hammer on the balcony...
From now on, I have no balcony.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64093
 11.05.2012
The maiden in the school carried out a sporty mass work, in the next exercise gives the command, you run out to that wooden berry and back to the wooden berry so nobody ran.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64092
 11.05.2012
Burning topolish puff is an activity for children.

Be a man - burn the topol!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №64091
 11.05.2012
Zzz, I’m familiar with a sad troll.
XXX is OK?
Zzz listen to me.
We have a teacher, Matthew, and he’s another. He had written a control work, a final work. The next day, he was on the page: results of the check*facepalm*
I download the file, and there... trolleys and the signature"you were lazy preparing, I lazy to check"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64090
 11.05.2012
[12:12:04] Alexei: I’m so upset and there’s not a single lizard around.
[12:23:22] Anton: I’ve long noticed that you have extraordinary business abilities. Entrepreneurial determination and persistence in achieving results. reluctance to tolerate injustice and passively work on the uncle.. transfer to the phone 50 rubles to continue...
[12:25:11] Alexey: already... continue.
[12:27:14] Anton: You see the situation unstandardly and make the right decisions intuitively. You support close friends in their endeavors, which characterizes you as a person of a broad soul, and not only of high intelligence... (for 100 rubles I can write everything with crying signs. Three thousand subscriptions per month.
[12:28:42] Alexey: I am interested in subscribing to audio-visualization.
[12:29:25] Anton: with a trip to the client?
[12:29:57] Alexei: In some cases, an escort will be required.
[12:30:31] Anton: Well, it is more expensive, there is still devoutly to look and kick in time. and this needs a psychologist with higher education and knowledge of modern psychotechnics
[12:31:12] Alexey: how much is 3 500? by 3750? Name any amount.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64089
 11.05.2012
<NN_was> a good guy! Three Sundays without rest. Where is the opposition looking? and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64088
 11.05.2012
Central television showed how after the end of the Victory Parade our Emperor gave autographs to veterans... Ah, the opposite was supposed to be. and sad.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64087
 11.05.2012
I love my phone! I wanted to drop the picture on the memory card - I chose "Move". It disappeared from the phone and did not appear on the map. Include the English language - remove!
by Samsung 3600i

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64086
 11.05.2012
How did you travel?
In less pain. But I'll tell you to drive with the GPS :)
Has he talked to him? and ;)
At 10 o’clock we were joking with him :) It turned out to be more funny :(

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64085
 11.05.2012
The topolish puff is like the snow that lay in the month for which I have not yet been paid.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64084
 11.05.2012
M: I’m getting married to you!! to
and chita?
M: You’re watching hockey with me, you’re sick for ours, you’re falling asleep under the metal... that you still need to be happy?
M: Do you want me to include the first song I learned to play on the guitar?
Let’s go )
...
I know what this song is.)
M: Well, of course, it is in my status transmitted.)
Theme of Chooyoord ((
M: But the defect is counted, I get married.)

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64083
 11.05.2012
My wife (12:36:14)
by Zay! I accidentally pushed the coin into the cartridge on the notebook and it is now constantly restarted (( and it is not removed ((
My husband (12:37:55)
Why did you put her there?
My wife (12:48:25)
Well I don’t know... She rolled up and was so perfectly fit there (
My husband (12:51:25)
How to prove that pregnancy is not a disease? At least psychic.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64082
 11.05.2012
I can bet with you.
XXX: You are right.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64081
 11.05.2012

If I were a panda, would you come to my zoo?
A very philosophical question.
would come

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64080
 11.05.2012
I sit in the kitchen and hear the bell.
I thought "Okay, what only a cat will not do"
Then the bell sounded louder than the previous one.
I went into the kitchen and there...
The cat is jumping from the refrigerator to the luster!
Do you have a camp for special forces cats at home?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64079
 11.05.2012
Dirty handwriting of doctors, dirty handwriting of doctors... Yes, you just don’t know the language of this;)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64078
 11.05.2012

Anastasia
I want to hair.

Alexis
I want a salad.

Anastasia
Tasty

Alexis
and haircut)

Anastasia
I don’t know how to cut my hair.

Alexis
I don’t know what kind of salad I want.

Anastasia
Take it all)
This is a salad.

Alexis
This is the same hair, mix in it all: a couple of dredds, a dozen pieces of African, a bunch of pieces.

Anastasia
Fuck you fucking! Go Jolly, I’ve done it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64077
 11.05.2012
I dreamed of a dream about how Voldemort persuades Snape to work for himself, seducing him with a full social package, extended vacation, medical insurance at the Railway Hospital, departmental sanatorium twice a year and - it made me :) - food from a special distributor - specifically demonstrating what meat delicacies and what chocolate Snape will receive in food orders (c) ash_tree

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64076
 11.05.2012
Med University. Department of Military Medicine. I get a question on the list: the method of using ethyl alcohol inside. I spent ten minutes thinking about whether to write about snacks or not.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64075
 11.05.2012
Visits on the website advertising "+2 breast size per month with their own hands."
The first thought: papie mache?

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