The headlines are just delightful:
The administration of the largest porn service PornHub has already tired of removing from the portal fragments of the semi-final match of the World Cup between Brazil and Germany.

from the pearls of the google translator
The meat a cat eats knows too much
The cat whose meat he ate.

xxx: exams did me, today I dreamed that I am a cool agent of some kind, I perform missions different, I have a gun, but he, the cattle, shoots only if you calculate the integral on its surface and only in the polar coordinates.

On the Tetris:
Why you shouldn’t buy a smartphone for $150

Commentary :
Because the sponsor of the review is the greedy Havneaple.

and ?

News on Yandex: "Amazon received income from unauthorized purchases of children".
For a long time, I thought about who is issuing sanctions on the purchase of children and what income Amazon has been able to get from the resale of children.

I fall asleep under the first channel - the habit of listening to fairy tales at night has survived since childhood

<NitrouZ>: The boss (60 years old) hangs papers with smart phrases on the wall in the office.
<NitrouZ>: Yesterday here hanged: "Life is a slow-running mortal sexually transmitted disease".
<NitrouZ>: Status on the wall posts.

From Chat:
Hello everyone who wakes up in the morning!
How clever you called all of them here.

<reend>: peelmen, stucco, high-tech product, with built-in readiness indicator

True love is to get up before the alarm clock and turn it off so that it doesn’t wake up. After such a brave act, you can safely hang out in the kitchen, watch cartoons at volume and further on the list.

My husband went to the guard, I missed the wild. One conversation on the phone:
I: How is the work going? Do you meet the deadlines?
M: And Harry knows him. It is possible that not quite...
I am NOO! Let's go, and come soon... or I have such a porn girl dreams at night... and not only with you, and not in the only number at a time... I sometimes regret that I was not born German and did not finish some institute of cinema... all the other porn producers would nervously smoke around the corners and crack off from the absence of buyers...
If you knew that periodically dreams of me... with you in the main role... you would already pack your suitcases, change citizenship and passport details...
Friendly Gogot men on the back. The kids are missing...

Supplementary :
When we came to the same institution a week later, we found a specially equipped children's corner: IKEA to help everyone - a pair of carpets, logical toys, cabins, tents, etc. Therefore, an hour and a half of rest is provided to both parents and other visitors. And 100% guarantee that next time I will come with the kids to the same institution.
Conclusion: it all depends on the manager of the restaurant, and how he needs customers.

I was in a restaurant where the children of the visitors are successfully engaged in girls-animators. So the conclusion is correct.

Complex password on the home compilation is good for protecting... from yourself... Drunk...

We walk on the forest path.
Taken the camera?
and AA.
And the phone?
remained in the car.
All the horrors begin when you find yourself in the woods and only have a camera with you.

Water boils at 100 degrees and peelings boil at 100 degrees. How would we live if it wasn’t a coincidence?

I watched the new American film "Noah" about the flood and the thought came in our age of wars, violence, devastation and corruption and other acts, that they could do so that they wasted.

Response to Headsets:
Yesterday, they finally died after 10 or 12 years of impeccable service. For a couple of years, they were used by a sister (which means they fell from a large and a small height, something must have fallen on them, periodically they put a plate on the cable, and a person was placed on the plate, they were knocked by the door of the refrigerator, they sat and lay on them, they poured coffee, tea, milk and water on them, not surprising if they were irradiated with enriched uranium), in the end - once had to disassemble the left ear and insert a falling speaker into the palm.

If you can get rid of fear, or scare, then sitting on a push you can not be afraid of either.
Further, by mathematical induction, it turns out that the man on the push is the most fearless creature in the world, because he is not afraid of fear and its expressions.

- There are no claims to the meaning and to the cartoon, but to the grammar - there is: it is written correctly "not at all".
-- There is no spectacle more sad than the illiterate grammar-naz.

I clarify:

On television in the USSR there were two channels (in many places - one), and the usual phenomenon was, for example, the "flower screenshot" from 14 to 16. Well, and the program "Time" on both channels at the same time, so as not to switch...
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And I switched:) One program "Time" from another lying seconds for 20-30. It could have been time to arrange such a mini-repetition of interesting cadres. For example, launch and landing "Buran". the actual.