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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133411
 11.09.2016
It was the third day of my cold. The strawberries were exhausted in the morning. I had to go to Peach. I hope I can try the cherry in my own juice.
and #165

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №133410
 11.09.2016
There is to happen - bringing to suicide. This article applies to any order of the Government of the Russian Federation.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №133409
 11.09.2016
The course on the second or third for the holidays had to go home on the upper side shelf of the plateau, with normal tickets I flew. He entered the car and found his side. Behind me was a 70+ old woman, thin, slightly trembling. He said goodbye to her, put his bag on the shelf and went to sit with friends at the other end of the car. Coming back to sleep closer to 24, the old lady was all awake. I wish her a good night and went to sleep. My weight at that time was 85 probably with a height of 192.
I wake up in the morning and see an elderly woman sitting still more trembling. There was a similar dialogue:
Good morning to you!
and good. My dear, I held your shelf in my hands all night, afraid that you would fall and kill me.
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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133408
 11.09.2016
This scandal will show once more that the fight is with Russia, not with doping. They did not carry the "flag of Meldonium".

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133407
 11.09.2016
That shit is a word to hide.
This story happened to Caesarevich Alexey around 1910.
He was driving with his teacher in the car and saw the word fox on the fence.
I asked what it meant.
The teacher replied that there is such an Ukrainian verb to hide, that is, to hide, and this is a command form. But this is a popular word, and Caesarevich should not use it.
Tsar Nicholas II then gave him a medal for ingenuity and said:
Fuck in your pocket!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133406
 11.09.2016
3dpavcvyte! Where can the day of the gods of Mocka be the day of the apticts of shancoon?
by Alexey Yl. Enepgeticheckaja, d.3, FCU CY3O No 2 FCYH Poccia.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133405
 11.09.2016
ххх: I have a question: how does the guide relate to the fact that in the operational anesthesiologists use tablet computers or laptops?

WOW: There are no prohibitions. The main thing is not to catch Pokémon in the open stomach.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №133404
 11.09.2016
The cat raises the leg on the couch with a pot to flow the nails.
I catch my bad look.
He slowly pulls off his leg.
I think for a second.
It begins as meeeedleness, without looking away, licking out.
Well, I said, I thought about it at all!
and #960;

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133403
 11.09.2016
Not in money is happiness, but in not owning it to anyone.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №133402
 11.09.2016
Let’s tell the men who walk around the city in camouflage clothes that we still see them.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №133401
 11.09.2016
XXX: The Gentlemen
xxx: you if you paint on the wall "masha, come back!" or something like that, you then write, come back or not
The years go by, the inscription hangs.
XXX: The whole area suffers, suffers from ignorance
XXX: How is Masha?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133400
 11.09.2016
xxx: Do you remember how in strangers was called the fucking - thrown on the face and tail - around the neck?

The Essfaker?

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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №133399
 11.09.2016
aphel > The wife here pleased
aphel > Told that as a child she believed in the existence of a note called "beans"
aphel > that is. Re, me, the bean, you are...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133398
 11.09.2016
It is certain. After a day, and especially after half an hour, it makes sense to go standing. Sitting is easier to cut off and sleep your stop.

Half a day is a day’s duty plus a day, not a tar for liquids. by red.) is

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133397
 11.09.2016
Article "How to get rid of bad mood? 15 ways proven by science"
The first comment:
andquot;1) the money
2) the day
3) The money
4) the day
5) the lava
6) the cabbage
7) the grandmother
8) Grandmother
9) the butterflies
10) the cash
11) The cash
12) the backs
13) The Green
14) Toughened
15) shellfish"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №133396
 11.09.2016
News "Lovers burned three cars and a residential house near Kostroma for bright selfies"

XXX is:
This date is such a date, will be remembered for a lifetime.
And I had a banality, flowers, candy, coffee... boring.

YYY :
Flowers and coffee is clear. How did you burn candy? and :)

and ZZZ:
Like... throwing into a burning cafeteria, bigoggy

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133395
 11.09.2016
XHH: In the morning, by fault, TTU captured an erotic fantasy under the text about terrorism. I didn’t want to, but the girl on the recording was broadcasting with such a sad and intimate voice that my brain refused to perceive the meaning. I just wanted to find her, regret her and fuck her.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133394
 11.09.2016
About who to call.
I worked in the tech support of a local large internet provider, in the habit of calling all the faces of the female sex girls, if I do not know their names. Another call, a problem with accessing the internet.
I: - Girl, bla bla bla...
What a girl I am for you! I am 65 already!!! to
Sorry, your voice sounds very young. (What was the truth)
A pause followed in a couple of seconds, and the answer was already with a very kind and satisfied voice:
Oh well well!
The solution went like oil.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133393
 11.09.2016
Push "bricks" and Ilychi as well. But do you know, dear man, when, according to Rosenthal, it was necessary to write "Illitch", and when "Illitch"?

You were not asked about Ilya, but about Ilya. One Elijah, two, three, four Elijah, and five who?

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