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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75758
 12.01.2013

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you want to have a girlfriend?

WOW :
Fuck a difficult question.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Take it and answer now.

WOW :
You can crack for a week.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75757
 12.01.2013
Commentary on the list of actors of one Korean film:
"In the main roles were filmed slogs, and in the other letters!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75756
 12.01.2013
F: I was in Dmitrovskaya, the car broke
D is strong?
F is half...

[ + 14 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75755
 12.01.2013
Better cellulite in the hands than a silicone on the TV

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75754
 12.01.2013
Pavol: 70% of us consider themselves Orthodox and consider themselves high-spiritual. At the same time, 70% of the country cheats on grandmothers and cheats on each other. And obviously these multitudes are intersecting, if, of course, we do not have 146% of the population.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75753
 12.01.2013
If your sense of humor never conflicts with humanity, you don’t have either one or the other.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75752
 12.01.2013
I don’t understand why they didn’t take Bezrukov into the role of Rosomaha, much better would have been Hugh Jackman.
Yyy: And the role of Iron Man then Gosha Kuzhenko can be taken, all better Robert Downey Jr.
Zzz: Under the direction of Mikhalkov of course.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №75751
 12.01.2013
Girl: Maybe the end of the world was, and now we are re-born, we are re-creating! You will soon have a third eye opened.
I opened my third eye after the holidays. But I drank the festival and it was fine again!

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75750
 12.01.2013
Bewarden:...I want to show you what questions you can’t ask in the U.S. when interviewing a candidate: family status, gender and sexual orientation,...
Star1ck is tolerant. Family status, gender and sexual orientation. and Paul? Are you really in your Americas? Suppose I am an employer, I have the right to know what sex being I take to work in a bordel.)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75749
 12.01.2013
The VKontakte.
Deffacko: I will live my life with the one who even in the greatest quarrel will say you need me... who will fight for our love with me... who will not let me fear anything, even that I can lose it... who, having heard from me I don’t love you, will embrace and say you will have to love... who, even when busy, can find time, call and ask how you are, dear?
HH: One of them?
With my mom!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №75748
 12.01.2013
Yesterday I went to see "Anna Karenina". After the session, two women, wearing nork jerseys, passionately discussed what they saw.

One lady says to her friend, “I didn’t expect her to jump under the train, honestly I didn’t expect it!”

The second with interest supported her: "And I did not expect such a tragedy at the end..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75747
 12.01.2013
XXX: Greetings to my sister!
I found my girlfriend at the end!
YYY: Congratulations))) only "finally" is written
YYY: although... in this case and separately =)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75746
 12.01.2013
A couple of days ago, my wife bought a running alarm. It’s nice to come to work on time, of course, but I bought a pneumatic gun today. I work at night!

[ + 29 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75745
 12.01.2013
Where are people’s brains?? to
The most unusual names of newborn boys registered in recent years in Russia:

Dolphin, Vedogor, Angel, North, Svetozar, Ludamyr, Wind, Ocean, Aladdin, Hero, Air Controller, Tsar, Lucerius, Krishna, Eden, Goodwill, Nero, Prince, Salad Latuk, King.

The most unusual names of girls:

Zhuja, Millionaire, Will, Privatization, Cleopatra, Moon, Fun, Cinderella, Diamond, Rybin, Tulip, Queen, Ophelia, Niva, Viagra, Emerald.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №75744
 12.01.2013
I saw a picture today: there is a grandmother with a grandson about three years old. The grandmother asks:
Is your legs not cold?
The boy breathing hard:
“No, grandmother, they are not frozen.
My grandmother is behind:
Is the pen frozen?
- They don't freeze, - the guy responds even harder.
What will freeze then? My teacher told me that you were cold all day, Grandma is surprised.
The boy, squeezing his head, quietly whispered with grief in his voice:
There was a fire within me.
Two minutes of silence. Finally my grandmother says:
Well nothing. Now cook the cocoa and it will go!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75743
 12.01.2013
My children! I swear to you, never. Never ever!! Don’t change your passwords when you’re drunk when evil forces rule your brain.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75742
 12.01.2013
Yesterday I taught my mother to jongle. Bay also actively chased for balls) And then took a safe place under the piano, so that the ball did not fall on his head)
Sss: piano at home. intelligence
Tagged with: electrofortepian
SS: Electrical Intelligence

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75741
 12.01.2013
VoVaH250: a jump is given for mild bodily injury?and :)
Viblis: Do you sell or buy? and :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75740
 12.01.2013
C of Habra:
by Den26
I had books, magazines and dissertations on this subject at home. And what you don’t have is probably your lack of work, and nothing more!
I have not read any articles from homeopathy lovers at all. I was surprised to see it on the harbor. Only scientific articles.

Ariman
I have books about Mediterranean elves at home, so what, do they exist?

Sterhel
There is no need to go in the middle of the earth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75739
 12.01.2013
TrackingPoint presents a sniper rifle for Linux
The comments:
XXX: Do you have a freeze count?
yyy: This needs to be clarified by the developers ;) The only thing I can add is with the iPad, the iPhone and the computer built into the form (casque) SWAT on WiFi.
zzz: Will she post photos of the killed victims on Instagram?

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