Yesterday, while I was dressing my eldest son, my five-year-old twins were changing clothes. I noticed this only in the house of creativity, with horror thinking that I brought the wrong child to the class.

Hello, I gave up my right!
81w: Well, with the purchase!

Now, while walking with the children, I will wait for you, I will walk slowly. You’re just a helmet alone, or you’ll get stuck in an obstacle =)
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What it was necessary to prove was that ovulation would be better under the threat of striking its own children than it would be culturally behaving without barring the road. He will do it intentionally and with pleasure. Indeed, it is better to lubricate the children in the face of the coat of each passing person, turn the wheelchair, cling to the especially hasty person, and shake the child under his feet, than to stop being a camouflage, hurting everyone around him.

This is:

I know how to beat that Hogwarts.
You just need to bring them to the Internet dormitory. Half of the students will not pass the first session, and this will only be the beginning.

Alongside magical things, computers and other sophisticated equipment do not work. They say, because of magic, but now we know that it was done specifically, and why it was done :)

The smoke:
A comrade calls at five in the morning and asks how the ointment begins.

I send it naturally.

Raccoon with his words.

"That was with a man.
I'm waking up at 5 in the morning, I'm sleeping drinking on the seat of the butter, the men around the barracks - it turns out we are somewhere in the harbour, we barred the entrance with the butter, and our beating is already planned.

The driver wasn’t there, but sadly he started calling.

The Doc:
Okay Google, how to start the mast

The fence to put from the thieves, to have a dog... here in the village our grandmother traded alcohol. kept in the basement. And the fence and the dog - so the thieves broke! He dug under the basement and stole four canisters of alcohol. in the winter! The thieves cannot be defeated.
and.

>> One foolish girl planned to protect the diser with a moustache so that they’t be attacked. Well, she did not go away from the push for three months, and her dish was covered with a copper barrel.

Another such girl went to protect the dish on the slopes. Birth started on the train. The result: an unplanned stop of the train and removing it from the train on some semi-station with delivery to a local hospital, a broken schedule of trains, a bunch of people were late in their business. Defence protection is postponed indefinitely. I just wanted to not get stuck :)

That is, if I have a big dog at home and he turns a thief, can I get it for it?! to

without a doubt. If it is bite, it is inflamed unintentionally (4.5 years of general regime, as a rule).

In the comments on YouTube, discuss the illusions of perception:
xxx: When you lie in bed with your eyes closed, you can imagine that you are lying on the other side of the bed and in a few minutes you will feel like you are actually lying on the opposite side of the bed.
Yyy: The same thing happens if you wake up, without opening your eyes, try to understand which side you are on and which side you lie with your head, you don’t always understand what to do, for example, you think that face to wall with your feet to the window, and it turns out to be the opposite :)
Zzz: And it happens when you wake up with your eyes closed and think you are lying in your bed, and then you open your eyes, and you are lying in a hole in the woods.

There is! Finally! A contextual advertisement came out with the question: "Do you want to buy wood?"

I guess, 75V with a shovel? Their case? And you and your underdog will teach everyone, as it is easy? Yes, these caps with a porridge will sit on anyone normally. The person has written correctly, everything matters. Those who have something to invest in these cups have to take into account the company and the shape and size of the bones, etc. Short, without any examples.
Happy husband from 5.
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You are wrong. Those who don’t have anything to put on are also not sweet. You come to the store - and there is a whole fucking shirt-up, which smells more like a armor jersey and is not sitting on the ice. And you walk, like a muddle, around the shops in search of a normal bucket for a small size without a ton of strawberries, mission impossible rests.

From the discussion on the topic "Sweden suspects that the “Russian submarine” has returned to its waters"
Vlad No: What the insider will say, the Swedes attention! The boat is back because it has a nest there!
Feed the extracted uranium output and the whole herd will go hunting in the spring. Strengthen the shores with fresh bricks!
This cannot be said to Swedes. They can believe. Even I am afraid to imagine what will then be... The son of "Dmitry Donsky" and "Warszawianka". Small... Length one and a half meters... In the cloth two hundred icons... All. Slip under the table.

The Bayes guys. Ten years ago, Mikhail Zadornov came to him after a speech in Kiev and threatened to ban him from entering Ukraine, which he loves very much. He replied, “The worst thing would be if you forbade me to leave!”

xxx: What kind of Gondons translated this movie?!)
yyy: here are the subtitles of the British Film Institute

With such appearance... men probably run?
They run away... mostly from me.

“This is always so! All the most responsible work on the house has to be done to me," said the husband, breathed and sat down to eat the remains of the New Year's feast on Christmas.

After the adoption of the law on the prohibition of persons with sexual abnormalities to drive a car on the roads of Moscow will be surprisingly free.

Five tons of pork can easily clean the city from the enemy without destroying buildings or killing anyone.

Comments on the work of public houses in Australia:

I mean, I realized that girls are superprofessional! They do everything so that the client who came and paid for... this is the same thing, this is not received... The manager stipulates the conditions, additional extras, etc., and the girl still reduces the case to one "innocent" function, keeping celibacy.
No, don’t be angry, but this is really the impression of the story.

ууу: A wonderful use of the term "collaboration". Dale is crying.

Just some official came late to a meeting with a big boss, and on the question 'why was he late?' replied 'because there were too many p***races on the roads.

This, by the way, is not so unbelievable, in our city last summer one senior chief shot down a cyclist-son of another senior chief, after which on the local bike forum began complaints that cyclists all over the city are stopped by gauges and in violation of the rules sent from the road to the sidewalk. For a couple of months it burned, and then it silenced.