From Picaboo:
In fact, it was much harder for us than we would like. We have come to the internet to degrade, not to solve the replies.

The forum. From the "humour" section, photos from a fashionable male show: guys in leather boots and fur shorts and jackets.
The comments:
Where do we turn?
I wonder if someone would dress like that.
Full of fishing!

The forum. The anecdote.
The only benefit of the building of the city administration of Podolsk is the teak.
The comments:
- You can replace the "Pakistan" with the "Pakistan" - this will also be true!
Any city can be replaced, only the size of the shadow will change.

>> (link to news about searches in the church of Jehovah’s Witnesses on Lužská ulica in SPb)
>> Fig, did not know that there are witnesses OO near the house

We had two apocryphals of the Gospels, 75 brochures about salvation...
<< not that this is a necessary reserve for preaching
<< but if you have already started "alleluia, brother, take the light" it becomes difficult to stop
<< The only thing I was concerned about was brochures
<< there is nothing more helpless, irresponsible and corrupt,
<< than people who read brochures of Jehovah’s Witnesses in the subway
<< I knew that sooner or later we would start to spread this shit.

The forum. Post from a mom who lives in England (mother is Russian, dad is English).
Fedea asked to find him a teacher in mathematics. After calling a friend, I tell him:
There is a good teacher, half Russian.
Feyenoord is running:
Half a mathematician, right?

As for the names... and you had to call the tax office to ask Mr. Mudiev in an official and benevolent tone?

Theme from the Psychological Forum:
' The second dog is angry (unfounded)'

to the name.
During a terrible quarrel between my friend and her boyfriend (she just didn’t call him) he didn’t bother her: "Marisha, and even if you call me, just lick it more often".

Being a student of medfak from the evening depended on a friend in preparation for the surgery exam. Medical students have a chip, when studying the material they find diseases in themselves, even if in reality they are not. That happened to me. That evening found the symptoms of appendicitis in her, a friend checked and confirmed.



Remembering this "chick" wrote down symptoms on the games of mind and body and continued to study symptoms, treat diseases and learn the course of operations. The next morning wearing a shirt, I went to the exam on top of the shirt.

She passed the exam and instead of going out like normal students, sat down. I still decided to insure, because the symptoms did not pass.



Prepod in confusion of course asked what was the case, and then invited to the neighboring office (exam as the study was held in the hospital). When he began to stretch the shirt buttons at the teacher's eyes on his forehead, he began to move his hand, saying: - No, no, no.

My stomach got sick even more. So why should I wear clothes if I already passed the exam 5 minutes ago? I was able to explain that under the shirt there is no shirt or other way to get to the stomach.



After identifying the signs of appendicitis, he immediately sent him to the operating table.

The surgeons decided to cut under local anesthesia. When I learned that I was a medical student and just passed the exam, I was asked to tell the sequence of surgery for appendicitis. They cut and told me what stage they had reached. After cutting out the appendix, they offered to admire them and hanged me in front of my nose. At that time, I desperately wanted to sleep. I was not allowed to sleep, of course, was thrown under my nose, brought to consciousness, sucked safely and sent to the chamber.

So I passed on surgery theory and practice on myself.

Irene, by the way, the most upset on the full form of the name. I am talking to you like Irina.

There is an acquaintance with Irida, who for 50 years has been bulging from what she is called Irina or Irina. Her daughter called Iraida Inessa, of course, the wise persistently try to name her Inna... But the mother and daughter have a full understanding on the grounds of hatred to others.

I liked him for 3 months. He invites me to a restaurant. And I am a student, money zero, from eating only pasta for the second year. Initially I did not agree he would pay or I. Well, I think, I will only order coffee, in case I will pay for myself. I came to the restaurant. They give me a menu. He asked, “Are you hungry? Order yourself something normal, I will pay for it" I list the menu, I look at it, I smile. And here my saliva drops on the table.

In the USSR, anatomy was taught in the 8th grade. This subject was led by a teacher, she was 35, she was wearing glasses and a haircut, she was a good ulcer, but she could also joke fun and on the subject. He loved the subject and explained it clearly. I like to call it in Latin. If you wanted to have a fifth, you could turn this latinism.

There was a girl in our class, Galia. A very beautiful girl, but dumb - like 10 valens taken together. On each object, being called to the board, she stood up and, with her huge blue eyes, said in a low voice:

I am not ready.

The pair could be corrected by independent, control. Tests and Writing. I wrote classically.

But on anatomy, this number did not roll her: there were few controls and other written works, and the pair in the quarter was specific. I had to go out to the board.

We had muscles then. And the teacher explained that the muscles are flexible and expansive. In Latin it means locators and supinators.

Galia decided to shine.

He went out to the board and burned:

In Latin there are muscles. Pr... S is. Pr... S...

From the first part, she is whispered loudly: "Pronators, supinators, nators, supinators."

So what about the muscles in Latin? The first injection was done by the teacher.

How are they called in Latin?

All turned into a rumor, Galia finally issued:

and penis.

The teacher turned to her on her rotating chair, dropped her glasses on the tip of her nose and said astonished:

Well have to! Pronators and supinators we did not remember, and PENIS is easy!

Is it necessary to say what "pursuit" was after that attached to Gale..

The news:
Apple investigates recent iPhone 6 and iPhone 7 explosions

Comment: Apple steamed everything to copy from Samsung

Telvanni: I have a trip today. My unloved universe.
Roland – I have sympathy. Stay there. Why the unloved?
Telvanni: Pants, bribery and scammers. They do not want to work. And I need three teams from this institution to include me.
Roland: Well, three teams can do it. Snipers, bribery and scammers.

Sam258: The Late Night The children were put to sleep, each doing his own business.
Then suddenly the wife asks: "What kind of cowards are you?"
Damn to yourself, I think. Today is not a regular Saturday in the month and not February 23!
I approach her, such, all of myself macho: "What do you do?" - I ask.
My wife turns to me and cries: “Dumb, I’m collecting light clothes in my laundry.”
This is so erotic experiences and broke up on the home (((

and name

I asked the neighbor:
What was your granddaughter’s name?
and clearly.
You don’t know what my granddaughter’s name is?
and clearly.
I had already doubted his hearing and adequacy, but he explained that his granddaughter was named “JASNA”, gently “Jasenka”. Why parents, when giving a name, did not think about how she would meet boys and, in general, present themselves.

A few days ago, this beautiful man was drawn to me on the doorstep with the statement that my children had compelled him to run, jump and play the ball at home... And he broke to me in order to check where I hid the children. Thanks, two students live in the neighboring apartment, jumped out of the noise and pulled it away. I got a complaint to the management on Monday, now I really don’t know what to do.

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Go to the district and leave a statement that "this beautiful man" tried to penetrate your apartment, students witness. I think you’re not the first, and the neighborhood has already heard about "this beautiful man". Not as scary as the police.

Winston pack, please

18 is there?

Look, I’m already walking in my hat.

100 rubles for you.

How much does the police get?
“Well, son, a thousand 40-50...
It is fun. What is their salary?
I did not find anything to answer.

An old joke about the new Russians on the subject:
Do you have a big?
and 16 cents.
Oh well okay. And the area?

In our company, the senior staff was a young but very nervous guy. He spoke mostly in matte, drove everyone out of the office, oral, chamill, in a word, was not the most pleasant type in communication. Employees, and these are mostly cute aunts over 45, complained. The leadership transferred him to another position, he surprisingly quickly agreed. And they appointed me: quiet, prudent. Less than half a year in this position, but I am already mad through my teeth, because my aunts don’t know elementary things.