Psyx: Well I can’t be serious with people whose perfume smells like my scent in the toilet!

MMB_Codder: it would be acceptable to have an eodoo
MMB_Codder: * it is accepted to have a village
MMB_Codder is
MMB_Codder: has been
MMB_Codder is good
MMB_Codder is
MMB_Codder: the fucking PZDC
MMB_Codder: The case
MMB_Codder is
Are you there under the geranium?

Enjoyed a comment on ZJ in the article "How to fight smoking in Australia":

Fuck, they are all idiots! If we stop drinking, smoking, eating all kinds of shit, etc., we will live 90 years. And the damned government will be forced to pay pensions to its unhealthy Maclauds citizens. Why do they need it? I do not understand.

From Habr:
They have fun in Japan. Like dancing, so are robots. As in the nuclear power plant, so people.

Hello, as a vacation, have you done all the homework?
yyy: yes, today the Titanic melted
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My wife went to work and asked me to wash the refrigerator.
yyy: pulled out all the pots, put it in the bathroom, then changed the order from small to large, so that it looked like the contour of the ship. and began to flood one by one, while crying out in different voices for help, like drowning passengers
You don’t have everything at home!• Crazy
YYY: I thought so too, but Natasha came early from work and stumbled on me as I heated the Titanic and cried. I just said I was married to a sadist.
xxx:  whatever the child is delighted
YYY: You do not understand anything! It was the most epic reconstruction in history! And notice, I poured the bathroom with hot water, so my drowned not in the North Atlantic, but somewhere in the southern latitudes and most passengers saved!
XXX is humanity.
I was promised something delicious for dinner 😉
xxx: for the saved DiCaprio?))))))
YYY: No, for the washed refrigerator, and DiCaprio's snake, according to my script, was in the nose compartment and drowned the fox first!
xxx: *ROFL* *THUMBS UP* I can’t tolerate it myself))))