In our Finnish neighbors, methanol non-freezing is not prohibited. They do not drink it, but they pour it on the forehead.
Strangely...
The wild people.

More than the boy who confused Joseph and played the Christmas mystery in Stalin’s costume, I fear you won’t do it anyway.

XXX: Facelifted: "... it may not be quite summer kids..."
UUU: Maybe it’s completely winter kids or conditionally spring kids :)))

How different things — when I call the guarantee master in case of a breakdown of the refrigerator (by his wish), and when a man comes to me without my wish, pathetically saying that I must show him the refrigerator, because he put his soul in it!"
"Why is it so important to you? Stop immediately, he is uncomfortable here. Why do you have such cheap products in it??? I want to replace it immediately! Avoid children from entering the kitchen, they’re getting dirty! And the old grandmother here has nothing to do, something I doubt her adequacy. Oh no, I gave it to you, I should have been better looking for a family. Okay, I’ll come back tomorrow and see if it’s all right!"

Pushkin did not write about it. When a man is not in love, I forgive him to communicate, he is not embarrassed, he is not afraid of rejection (well, this will reject - there are many others not worse), he is calmer and more confident and it is easier for him to make a pleasant impression. And in the beloved in the presence of Himself, the brains are spinning, the heart is ready to open, he is afraid to speak, exaggerates himself, carries ahina, runs away in panic, does not dare to ask, because rejection seems to kill - in the end on the part of the lady the lover behaves ignorantly. And, according to the laws of the good old days, He was more faithful than the lady was cold.

xxx: The cost of works of art, according to experts, directly depends on the sex of the artist. Thus, the work of male authors is valued higher than their female colleagues.
Yyy: It has long been known that men are better at beauty. How can women understand beauty if they like men? and :)

There is always a place in life and the feat of the spy, and the betrayal of the spy.

Stories about fathers, mothers, children and their tears.
Many years ago I worked as a laboratory in a children’s hospital. In particular, he took blood for all sorts of tests in children of all "calibers" - from very small premature to girls of 17 and a half years, a height of one meter eighty, a weight of kilograms in 90, with a bust of the fourth size, smelling quietly Belomor.
The greatest trouble in the moral plane was caused by children aged 3–4, who on each attempt to kick them in the finger gave hysterical “concerts” for 20-30 minutes with whispers, whispers, saliva, splashes, chewing the “evil uncle-blooddrinker” with his legs in his mouth with all the force, scratching, trying to break all the probes on the table, etc.
But this is what I noticed.
How does the mother lead the baby to the laboratory?
- Oh, my poor, now you will be squeezed a little, but it won't hurt at all, you just don't be afraid (with trembling in the voice) - it's absolutely, absolutely NOT hurt!
She grabs the child behind her limbs, herself almost crying out of pity for him.
The result – in 99% of cases the child begins to cry before the injection, and the injection, finally, adds him enthusiasm in this matter.
And how does the child lead to the laboratory worker: silently puts him on a chair (if very small - silently holds him on his knees). Only a small "crying" is given from the child during the injection itself - well, it hurts, of course, but not so much.
After the injection, the child looks at the dad: what was it? Dad is silent or encouragingly shakes his head: say, so it needs to be, hold on. All of it!
No hysterics, no saliva saliva.

The French government is outraged that the Russians took victory in the Patriotic War of 1812.
Without the French army, the French say, there would be no victory.

A four-year-old son jumped a voice assistant to Alice and talks enthusiastically with her. I hear at the end of my ear:
Son: Alice, and my daddy is going to tear his tooth out.
Alice: Just a winner in life.

The fuck. Don’t change the girls. Girls are measured either by the number of boys willing to gift them free of charge with various bonuses, or the perfection of appearance.
The only girl who was jealous of my fourth-size breasts was a girlfriend with lesbian tendencies. She said that if she had such, she would not pay attention to girls.

From the comments:
XXX: In the meantime, we are learning how to encrypt letters with 256-bit encryption.
YYY: will not help - there are already solder that heat up to 512 bits

When inventory in a remote branch in the list of mat. Assets found: "SERVER without data".At the question: Where did all the data go? by Matt. After raising income documents five years ago, it turned out that it was originally a server was a database and illiterate accounting deprived his data forever.

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Why do girls dance on pure female girls? Well, do you know - the music louder, each hand on the glass and forward, to move the body under the cut of salads? Are all my friends hidden lesbians?! to

Constructors Dialogue on Opening a 3D Model File:
Did you open this file for a long time?
Fast for 15 minutes.

and cleaners in the morning scratch "marks" and used condoms with weddars

There are no questions about condoms, but marks? What do you forgive? These are tiny 5x5mm cards, which are usually almost completely dissolved in saliva, where can they be scratched? Or is there somewhere so careless bargains that the brands lose whole leaves? Give me the address and I will work there.

from the discussion of Australian eucalyptus in the forests of California:
Australia resembles some kind of fantasy world: fire-threatening trees, huge poisonous spiders, and other strange animals.
yyy: Evil kangaroos box on the streets, rabbits instead of cockroaches, some drunk duck gave up to the bobr and now there live cockroaches.