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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74224
 12.12.2012
xxx: tell me a story
Yyy as grandfather grumbled in the wheelchair and put in the corner that no one was fired? The"
Zzzz: xxx, what kind of story?
ZZZ: Do you want to fall asleep?
I don’t want to be intimacy in L.S.
yyy: O" well and requests
zzz: "He passionately threw her to bed, but missed"

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74223
 12.12.2012
xxx: my wife once black-sly in henesi ho wet
to make something. In the pot. As it is written in the book - to cover the black slime completely.
YYY: The former I hope?
XXX No, I forgive you. It was hard, but I forgave.
YYY: You are the best man!

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74222
 12.12.2012
The Seventh Grade:
Do you want a coral?! to

The heroic slave.by :
I want

The Seventh Grade:
Today it was cold... decided to wear a warm winter jacket... got from the morning.

The Seventh Grade:
all in the pockets of winter jackets find money from the spring, and I found a bubble with urine for analysis... went in the spring for a medical examination, but forgot to pass then))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74221
 12.12.2012
The cat believes that the end of the world is more important than the new year, so the tree should be bitten on time!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №74220
 12.12.2012
xxx: I wake up at night sleepy, the cat wants to play at night looking, I think well, let go for a walk. Going to the door. He opened the window vertically to ventilate (the flowers prevent it from opening completely), through the top he swallowed it. I see — that’s not the case, he didn’t change his position after I swallowed him — his legs back up, his mouth down, and he’s silent, looking at the floor. I push him, I push him, I think he might jump from a height of half a meter.
Then I noticed the mosquito net.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74219
 12.12.2012
(12 December 2012)

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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74218
 12.12.2012
Listen, I have an idea! Maybe if we get rid of the tension, then we can concentrate on Spanish.
Do you mean we should have sex for the sake of education or will we fail the exam?
No is! Even worse! If we pass the exam, we will not go to a good college, we will not find a decent job, we will not earn money, we will have no place to live and have nothing to eat. If we don’t have sex right now, we’ll have to go hungry with miserable knowledge of Spanish!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №74217
 12.12.2012
You are late and you are late to work again!by 111
I: Well you’re paying the salary, so we’re counting :)
Sooner or later you get your salary!1! 1
I’m going to work sooner or later. :)

c) The Digital

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №74216
 12.12.2012
Forget your end of the world. Go to Nashville please.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74215
 12.12.2012
Katyusha (11:40:41 12/12/2012)
We had this with Inge once. I dreamed that I was riding on white jigols on the Experience, and on the front glass is a carpet! I can’t see anything, I look into the side window, I look at the road... And Inge dreams that I’m riding a white jigolo on the Experimental, and I look into the side window, I look at the road... Only the carpet she doesn’t see... She says in the morning – what did you look like in the side window, I say: so there was a carpet on the front...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74214
 12.12.2012
Deesaped: Top of Blasphemy, Still, Interrupt "Samounters" on Advertising...

[ + 11 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74213
 12.12.2012
Comment on the video "Jigurg on the Red Square":

Mom entered the room, I had to switch to porn, because Porn is easier to explain.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74212
 12.12.2012
It was an epic moment today. The computer science teacher has long exercised in pronouncement, explaining to us how important it is in our time to be able to use a comp not only for the purpose of playing a battle or L4D, but also to be able to work on it. She concluded her speech with the phrase: "And now we open Paint and draw the steam car..."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74211
 12.12.2012
Preferences in sharp spices.

I still love when I get damned.
Lio: No one does not like it! and ;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74210
 12.12.2012
man: what fucking thing does a pasha write to you in aska, and call you a linochko?! to
Wife: Well, if he didn’t call me, he gave me 10,000. It must!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74209
 12.12.2012
RT @reijiimeganeko

The best time of my life was in the kindergarten, I had a husband, children, a home and superpowers. //...and I also slept in the day :<

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74208
 12.12.2012
I am looking for a girl for sex. Requirements: not that which is "not such", but that which is "such"

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №74207
 12.12.2012
It’s not quite TZ, but we tried very hard!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №74206
 12.12.2012
When girls read beautiful poems, they get the thought "I love Ibazzo". The thought of course is not a direct text, it is much more blurred sometimes in the images of the pink pony, but the essence is that;)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74205
 12.12.2012
I will eat what I have prepared myself. Do not mention the bad.
xxx is

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