On Friday, there was a shooting between the police and the gang.
The bandits were better and won. Then again they caught the car with mints and shot. Now the Mentov chiefs are pretending that an outspoken gang has attacked peaceful resting Menths.
True, peaceful minds were, for some reason, at the disarmament with machine guns and in the civil. In other words, it was about drug trafficking.
Mass controls are being carried out in the city. Under the noise, the prosecutor’s office thundered commercial enterprises, thundered accountants and notaries. In short, everyone steals as they can - who commercials, who drug addicts.

xxx: Here in the neighboring chamber lies a girl she was riding a carousel and broke 3.14
XXX: I can’t even imagine how
XXX: I can be more accurate, but shit.

Aaa> Strange that there is no asphalt anywhere. This is precisely the weather we need.
bbb> So somewhere the water is even more and the roads are there

People are like snow
I’t say I hate snow, but when it hits you in the face...
XHH: Same with people.

Today we have a contest! Whoever sends the first photo of a nuclear fungus from his mobile phone, he will get this... remarkable T-shirt with the inscription "Care, radioactive corpse!"

I work in photography.
The lady comes in, says "Are you a photocopy?"
I answer: "no original"
She left...

In the news will be in a year: the U.S. team did not come to the Olympics in Sochi because of the anti-gay law adopted in Russia. B first comment: "here are the piddars"

Are you going to a concert on Friday?
Until I am not sure.
Why is?
- Today is only Monday, the scale of work accidents on Friday is unpredictable. We have a flexible calendar.)

"Green pig fell from a tree, stuck with fur behind the branches and fell on the foot of the firemen"-explaining our cleaner with a hammer)))

No, you can’t be such a fool.
Looking for a breast tumor in herself, she almost settled in those two seconds until she realized that she stumbled on the rib.

DataGreed: эх, before, philosophical arguments were more fun
DataGreed: – Not the fruit of entities, not the fruit, shit!
DataGreed: Okay Okam! Take off the shave!

Lectures in Physics.

You drink a piece of titanium. They picked him up and found out that he weighed 2.2 tons. What will we learn from this?
Student: I am unbiasedly strong. Two tons of weight :)

Never remove the remains of garlic from the turkey!

Sasha grey tea!
Why is she a cowboy, she’s a professional!! to
I mean Sasha! Turn on the tea!

by Habr

kekekeks
Crowdfunding should work well in writing, right? The writer comes the idea of the book, he exposes it to potential readers, they collect the necessary amount, after which the book is quietly written. With this arrangement, you can even publish chapters as they are written, receiving feedback from the audience.

Numitus
Maybe even so. If I get $10,000 in a week, I won’t kill the protagonist.

Press the F17!
YYY: Where to find it?
Next to F16!

Books that I should write:

How to fuck anything. From theory to practice.”
In two tomes.

“How to get a dude.”
A small brochure.
Continuation: “How to raise a real fool out of a dude.”
With pictures.

“The men. Description of species.”
The educational literature. Also, with pictures

“Epitaphia for every day”
A collection for a wide range of readers

and Jack Daniels.
Love romance

Anecdotes for Every Day - Autobiography

Can Labourism be a Disease of the 21st Century?
Scientific article not published

Three Hours in a Women's Team
It is horror, thriller.

Commentary on the film on the trailer:

I have never seen anything like that. I am impressed by people who read in reviews - "nonsense" - then download the movie, watch and then write - "nonsense". There is the impression that this is a bunch of fans of shit, who invite each other to view in this way, In reality, never met a person who, having entered a bunch of shit, marked with the sign "Aware, shit!", would gladly inform others about it.

A look at education at the Institute

You come to take the exam for driving a car, and you are told: here, the car on the track, you remove the gearbox, change the gearbox on the 3 transmission, collect and put everything in place, if the car goes the "recharge".

And it would be nothing, but you just study in the culinary...

The VKontakte app, which allows you to openly state your sexual sympathies, has become a hit. Sleep with friends allows Facebook users to mark among their friends those with whom they would not refuse to sleep. Marks are placed manually. The app informs users about happy coincidences – in case a friend marked by the user also noted him in his list.

The creators of the app say their goal was to help people tell the truth about their sexual sympathies. In the first week, the app "Sleep with Friends" was downloaded more than 20 thousand times.

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