A girl came to us to arrange for work, filled out a questionnaire and wrote in 2 columns (letterly):
Level of computer ownership: Daewoo Matiz
Programs that worked with: MS World, Exle, Axes"

I just heard it on TV. Women’s voice: "... let’s talk about male shortcomings. Men, too, seem to have a head, arms, legs, just like women... So where do their shortcomings come from?and "

I was just crying.)

It was long ago. We went to Cyprus with my brother and mother, my brother is 5 years older and the only one of us speaks English at least somehow. We walk in the water park, we cannot find a shower. We approach the brother to the rescue, they are there, logically, every mountain stands, all of them in good shape, burned, dark-haired, Cyprus, hule. My brother gives:
Were they from Zeus?
Theoretically I confused Shawa with Watter, but not the essence. The savior looks at him like an idiot and asks. Brother repeats the question. So it continues four times, after which the rescue takes off the dark glasses, splashes and says "The fool, you are Russian?"

The shower showed.

There is a discussion on the forum that flights (in space) at the speed of light are impossible.

Om: For me, our logists say that it is impossible to introduce a bubble with sulfur gas fluoride into Russia. But they just didn’t know how :)

For a long time, I have been tormented by the question: Are there reliable ways to determine whether an orgasm or a partner simulated it?
- read that during and after orgasm women "dumb". Learn the basic principles of object-oriented programming. Not answered, I finished

And in Novosib, an announcement of a wonderful company is hanging on the entrances, the mood is raising all the time. "Research service" - dismantling work )))

Reviews of the Hellenic Food Combination:

Hi to!

I would like to leave you my feedback about your products.
I was purchased beef steamed Higher variety, performed according to GOST 5284-84.
Unfortunately, I am forced to disappoint you, your focus on turning the shit into a mortar failed.
Of course, the rabbit's ears looked like the hat of the wizard from the bench - a little meat, but how many ears I did not pull, instead of the rabbit, his cartilage and fat came out.
Amayak Akapyan will not count you such a focus as an exam in the Guild of Wizards.
I strongly recommend that you put your focuses in your ass, or better in your mouth, and try to eat it. And the ass will be grateful and more tormented.
And I also recommend sending a lifetime reference to cattle slaughter as your chief technician, which GOST 5284-84 uses as toilet paper, but not the main document in production.

With the best wishes, consumer.

True, Dagestan guys, even toning screens on laptops!!! to

My mom went for a new microwave. A boy, a consultant at the Eldorado, told her how cool she is: the wave fan moves. Poor man did not know that my mother is not only a good-hearted lady of the age, but also a fucking radio physicist =)

Love at a distance is when only the brains fuck.

I watched the movie Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!! Translation – what do we do?

And today I was told about a chromium scratch for a машonky. and :)
It’s not from Apple by chance. ?

Before March 8, he goes to the jewelry store, passes through the whole hall to the box office, takes the advertising booklet, unfolds and goes to the exit. He catches an awkward look and says loudly:
My girlfriend asked me to give her something from this store.
It goes away under the degrading views of the predecessors of the fair sex and under the enthusiastic and jealous eyes of men :)

Allan: Total fucking
We went here with Katie and drank.
I accidentally found a boyfriend.

I am sitting alone in the office. No one comes to me...
Oh, and you crack. Somebody will come in immediately.

The cat shakes on a new linoleum in a square of sunlight on the floor. The sun moves, the square floats, this furry cattle instead of raising its ass and moving for a few steps pulls out its legs, occasionally squeezes its nails into the linoleum and pulls its corpse.

Survey on the website "When did you have your first kiss?"
XH: at 12
WOW: at 15
Zzzz: I am also at 12.
...
nnn: kissed utyug, at 6 years old, decided no more...

I love my boyfriend:
Sleep means, more precisely, he is sleeping, and I usually lay down for a long time, turning around my axis, accidentally hitting him, he got up, began to rust (not ceasing to sleep at the same time), and so loudly and floodingly, I ask: Hey, what are you? O_O
And he said with such a joyful voice: Have you not dreamed? He continues to sleep.
I was still in my pillow for a long time.

Girl in the pharmacy: "Packaging sedative and pregnancy test"... thoughtfully:)

I have seen a lot of contrasts in the world.

But Bentley with an old wooden trailer is very...