There are no uneducated children, there are teachers-dikes and bacon-parents: when the representatives of these two groups of the population are not interested in anything but television, what to expect from the children? In 20 years, these “uneducated” children, liberated from the hateful stumbling of knowledge, themselves will perfectly acquire all the necessary skills in life, and soon some of these children will sit in the government and wreck capital.

In 20 years, these untrained (which are actually untrained) will mostly be either at the cemetery, on a needle, or in the zone. This is 95 percent. And in the best and rarest case, the remaining 5 percent will be lucky enough to go past this and adapt to simple work specialties.
And those whose parents are interested in "TV" are lucky enough, most parents of such children are only interested in vodka. And expecting some "learning" from such children is the top of the naivety of a person who, fortunately, did not face such children.

<I> do not shave your beard, you have no beard without it.
<husband> if you don’t have a beard, someone has two of them
<I> you died!

Men often spend money on nonsense.

And then this nonsense is also capricious, and asks, “Do you really love me?” and, in general, behaves like a pig!

is listened. In English.
Irresponsible Renter (BK): My neighbors have a dog, a large, Swiss, three-coloured, cabbage.
Q: At what address? A. They are entitled.
BK: No, the dog is beautiful, that’s not a problem. But you understand, it's some very rough cabbage, it's always brought by ladies, well you understand...
Q: They have a right.
BG: As much as you want. But the dogs are big and really love this... fresh air. This usually happens on the balcony or in the courtyard.
Q: In the daytime? They have the right.
BG: I am not sorry.
Q: If this is not the problem, what is the problem?
BK: You know, we have a lot of elderly people in our house. They have... a circle. And then after each case they begin to discuss. In all the details, with comparisons from personal experience, days... and this is absolutely unbearable.

"I sit for forty seven minutes. During this time, eight times different health workers approached me <...> Another minute after fifteen came a lady with a shovel and made the pretense that the floor was sprinkled with blood <...> In general, an hour and a half later the surgeon came, led into some wardrobe to sew the hand..."

A grandfather-neighbor on the garden line is hit by a car - not to death, but applied a lot. A fracture with displacement, shock, not counting numerous hematomas and sardines. When he arrives in the hospital, he is asked "will he get to rest himself?" Then he sat for forty minutes next to the reception room in line. He then answers numerous questions about his long and difficult life and associated diseases. And then - by analogy with the "chicken on the cake", let's call it "zephyrka in cacao" - the pensioner who has already begun to believe in eternal life and his own inviolability is offered independently (!) get first to the body A to the third floor (right-by-the paddle-through the lab-left-to-the floor you will get up there), and from there - to the neurology in the body B to the fourth. “Look, just don’t go down this staircase, there’s an impasse – there will be another staircase at the end of the corridor. After this successfully passed the test on sports orientation grandfather in a couple of days from the hospital is discharged to regenerate home with the words "nothing to do, that I, you, a sick of what?"Native medicine will not give up, prisoners do not take.

If the Gypsies perceive us as a prey, a wallet, then I also perceive them as underhuman. showed the first sign of the hostile subculture of others - get backpackers and pockets.
Nice probably wrote about it.

After Disney’s purchase of Star Wars, Princess Leia became a Disney Princess. and :)

While the entire enlightened world tries to socialize as much as possible not like everyone, in our medieval realities, they still try to isolate as much as possible, depriving every chance of social adaptation in that (yes, sometimes aggressive!) an environment in which they will live their entire lives.
......
When one "nitaka" prevents studying 30 normal - rather than he would go... to a special school with his socialization.

Why should this strange and unpleasant child socialize at the expense of mine?

Stop complaining about life. No one forces you to live.

I work in the technical support provider on the phone. Typical call: on wifi nothing works, for which money I pay, optical fiber, where my 50 Mbps, and so on. As usual, I argue, please connect with the cable... In 15 minutes he says he has 2 modems. We start with two modes. I notice that it connects to Huawei and is issued by ZTE. I think. The subscriber asks: "Maybe I'm not connected to it?" The wife approaches, looks carefully at all this and gives: "You connected the laptop to the wifi that the phone gives".
Whilst the subscriber apologized, the wife wildly stumbled on the backdrop.

I am going to change the lights. I don’t like the color temperature. Too much yellow.
YYY: Where are you in a hurry? Wait until the present ones burn, then you will change.
xxx: "Wait" how much? Seven or ten years? Did you understand what you said?
zzz: Guys, I say responsibly: fifteen years ago nobody would have understood what you are talking about.

Tagged Tyrannosaurus

> a Chukotka comrade named Victor Vykvyragtirgi...

>> I am sorry, Sir, I have not heard your name.

I didn’t really know, he was Valerie.

I have 45 cm and an erection is 90. I repaired my glasses.

You are the lucky one. I have an erection - so on the forehead comes and I lose consciousness. I am a virgin.

You are both lucky. Will the Chinese satellite soon fall? I got up – I hit him.

A group of chemists. Announcement on the wall:
I sell chemicals, write in ls.
Please sell me water.

The main caliber

>>> I have no erection 180, and with an erection three meters in excess.

This is a rare case where x@i raised a man.

I visited the Pushkin Clinic.

first went to change the policy in the office 115. arrived at the end of the corridor, stumbled on the door with the sign "Safe Exit", turned.

captured the Aboriginal. He says, “You, grandmother, don’t see what: once the door is written ‘back-out’, then there is your 115 office behind it.

is logical.

In the 115th carefully studied the passport, SNILS, pass, phone, took a photo on memory policy promised to do quickly: by 10 April.

But in the event of an unexpected illness, a paper was issued (where without paper), but the paper was said to be filed in the register (from September 1, last year, the organization was banned in Russia). There is no sign of registration (prohibited in Russia). The method of deduction calculated that the nameless window where the crowd stands is the registration (a prohibited organization in Russia).

I submitted a replacement paper, and I was asked for a passport and SNILS. Something has been stuck in the computer for a long time. There is a clear belief that the clinic's computers are directly connected to the FSB.

Colombians are guilty

Interestingly, and someone was interested in statistics - how much have they fallen (or increased?) Sales of tobacco products
1) amplification of the font of the inscription "Ministry of Health warns"
2) Inventing phrases and frighteners "Momentally in the sea", "Nestambha", "Bue-ke-ke" and others
3) Supporting them with "terrible images"?
Is it working or is it just doing hernias on a global scale? and ;)

of modern medicine.
I had to somehow at work to grab a hand part of the Aybiemov metal body. The bleeding ground was polluted, and the reception room of the hospital is nearby, I think - nothing, I will come than to call an ambulance and wait. I come there, the corridor is empty, I look into the office - three ladies are sitting, one is writing, two others are talking. I show my hand in the blood, the other hand underneath it I hold with a hammer - so that the blood collects. I told you to sit in the hallway.
I sit. I sit for forty-seven minutes. During this time, eight times different health workers approached me with the question whether I have a passport, a policy and a sniles, and whether it is all with me, and not somewhere else. Another minute after fifteen came the lady with a swab and made the pretext that the floor was sprinkled with blood (the barrel from the hand - he, you know, is not immeasurable, through the edge has already been polished), said that it is inappropriate to sit on the bench and clean floors, but it is necessary to get away in the corner and stand, holding your hand over the urna.
In general, an hour and a half later, the surgeon came, led to some warehouse to sew a hand. And she said that the weak people went - to see, the blood is afraid, it is like shattering.

From one forum:
" Funny to see reasoning about food from a person with a nick Diarrhea..."

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