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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3665
 12.04.2008
Yuri ‎
Call me a white hero!! to

Yuri ‎
In these two days I learned mathematics, read Lukyanenko's book, helped with repairs, wrote half a report on electronics (azzky long) and paid for a com. I have obtained an electronic visa card.
Ah yeah, among the rest of the deals, there were a lot of races on the fists.

Viter ‎
My advice to you... kill yourself! so you can’t live!

Yuri ‎
I think the coincidence of this activity with the absence of net...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3664
 12.04.2008
Forecast for the next five years: hz what will be, but it is better to lubricate the new (c)?ELF

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3663
 12.04.2008
The busy day in the admin is when the first cup of coffee is poured half an hour before the end of the working day.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3662
 12.04.2008
Yesterday I went to the universe in the subway, in front of me a man on the escalator, with bags. On the back of the jacket is written DSL - it fell into the eyes ) The men noticed that they stood behind me. One to another:
- "Oh, the modem goes, the packs are lucky. Somebody’s going to be happy :)"
Almost exploded ))) as in the colors imagined this service :)))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3661
 12.04.2008
The Creator! I, Roman, a barbed and evil man, invite you to my murdered one-bedroom apartment in Saratov, with a phone and TV, for 5k a month (the rest is for beer, vodka and girls). Smoking and drinking guarantees...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3660
 12.04.2008
Snowboarding says:
Ultra: It was in Mammoth (ski resort), there apparently all the staff of the snowpark complexes about a small member. So they decided to compensate for it with the size of everything they could. There is no haff pipe, as in most resorts. There is a crazy, super pipe with walls 6 meters high, and a super mega-aztic pipe with 9 meters of crazy walls and 30 meters of transit! And if you’re not Sean White, but you have the ability to jump in the pipe, fuck, be astonished. After the first flight 2 meters above the walls, you can scratch on the runners. Unintentionally of course. And the thought revolves only one – "Jobanaurot, how she got here."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3659
 12.04.2008
I have started my monthly...
He is Uriah.
It’s not a hurry, it’s too early.
Oh yeah, I’m fine with it :D
She: and I am not, the cycle failed, a bunch of problems, because of the diet probably, it will be restored for half a year...
She: Well, but on the other hand it’s good...if they weren’t, it would have been worse...
He: at least we will not have a baby with a cute mouthpiece and crystal blue glosses that will shine so joyfully in the sun when he will laugh, who will show with his face that there are beautiful beings on Earth...
I want to do it, I want to do it.
With such eyes.
It is MLA...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3658
 12.04.2008
by DC-Chat

Lord-k is a guy! The man!
Lord-k: Give the slot, or does the nichren not pull?
No, I will not give. Winch in the NFL race, then I will.
Lord-k: Nihua did not understand?
Here is the 8.3 GB. I’ve gotten 3.9GB and have been hanging since then.
Do you want me to guess what your file system is?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3657
 12.04.2008
wrong
Allan Carr, The Easy Way to Quit Smoking

wrong
90% of them go away, and I don’t admit that it’s written like that.

Coded
The shardotans are zombie!
And at the right moment, the program in them will work and they will open the door to hell!
And there will come all kinds of creatures, which we, people who smoke, will have to shoot from the Aztec plasma tanks!

wrong
Fuck, you scared me. And I remembered one fact: A girl who told me about this book said, “He wrote it after he died of lung cancer.”
Then I cracked and really thought about this reservation.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3656
 12.04.2008
The historian ignited."Vasya, go’i почетче.I understand, whom would ko’ova mycha’a p’o clarity ‘echi, but I do you p’ošu". I just adore him. c) The Niro

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3655
 12.04.2008
Columns at work.
I decided to act the grandfather's method - two glasses and headphones from the player.
The director comes in and looks at the picture:
I sit in the company of a bottle of vodka thoughtfully squeezing the headphones of the buttons in granite glasses...
She said so sadly and sadly "the programmers..." and came out...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3654
 12.04.2008
by DJ
Should we drink a drink tonight?
by DJ
• Beer
by DJ
Although, given the quality of Russian beer, the mistake can be considered a sign...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3653
 12.04.2008
K_exit: drunk with beer with lime... потрахалсо protecting myself with a condom with ribs... I stand smoking a cigarette with menthol... I feel scuttle not natural :(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3652
 12.04.2008
- We talked about all the hernia here and the conversation somehow smoothly passed on you...
Al(c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3651
 12.04.2008
Gavrilich: Dasha, I want a gun, a sabre and a bicycle.
Nadiva: Gavrilich, I don’t need a gun, I have a bicycle, and I also want a sabre
Dasha: I also have a bicycle. I don’t want a gun and a sword. and :-)
Bill_v2: Dasha, that’s what happiness is.
I have a bicycle, but it’s small. I have a pistol, but it’s plasma. There is a sword, but it is wooden. I am everywhere. It is (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3650
 12.04.2008
Bioz (00:11:17 12/04/2008)
There is a function in contact.

Bioz (00:11:23 12/04/2008)
Anonymous can be wiped.

Bioz (00:11:26 12/04/2008)
Send to

Bioz (00:11:31 12/04/2008)
Anonymous

Twist (00:12:48 12/04/2008)
Go to your Annie.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3649
 12.04.2008
Belenkij
I hate Linux.

ALPHA
Pray him to you too.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3648
 12.04.2008
Tester of Branson:
I am in J6

Abnormal psychology:
I read your phrase badly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3647
 12.04.2008
This morning I tried for a good five minutes to determine the time on the thermometer outside the window.
I couldn’t find a minute.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3646
 12.04.2008
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