After the rehearsal.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s bring less loud listeners next time. Rehearsal is not a concert.
Is it possible to have a girlfriend? Or you have to look after me...
The girl bassist: Ah, I’m his brain.
Guitarist: Figa what a bassist we have is smart. The brain does not fit in the head, it carries it with it.
Shock: Ah, to fuck it was more comfortable))

If the pigeons are the birds of the world, it means that the world will mock us.

The brick fell on a black cat a meter from me. God, help me to be an atheist.

I go home, two boys stand at my entrance, get plastic pistols, and one gives the phrase: "Well, we're going? For the Motherland, for Medvedev!And they run with guns on the streets. My crying. =) is
Masad

I went to Strasbourg for an exchange. This morning in the dining room of the universe in front of me in the line stands a fairy - red, grey radiant eyes, 4 size, on the notebook the logo of Ubuntu is carefully glued to the scotch!!! I understand this love. I sit in front of me, I say thank you for listening to my prayers, I think I’m a normal Russian man and I’m going to arrange everything, I’m going, I speak as much as I can in English:
“Madmuazel, you’re charming and you’re friends with Ubuntu. Please tell me your name!
Katya of Peter, the ubunta of her fiancé Ivan. She asked me not to be upset. I am dead. and buried.

The Loser

My sister borrowed. I learned from Casper to whisper, now I can't sleep the third night. The pig.

Is it more than 18cm?
I: 2 o’clock at night... I can’t imagine 18cm right now.
18cm is half a mouse.
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After this quote, did you measure the mouse? =) is

Fuck, I’m in a photo jeep, like a blonde in a rocket... so many different buttons!

monster (20:14:02 10/05/2009)
Russian people are so harsh that on May 9 instead of a salute they explode a gas pipeline

Dear company BALTICA, we programmers have a big request for you. Please drop the beer number 8, not counting conveniently how much you drank.

I’ve called you three times!Do you know what it means?? to
I: This means that you called from the fourth.
A minute of silence
Sasha is logical?
I: Yes...

For me, one girl has changed her number.
Would it be cheaper to communicate with you?? to
No, I don’t know her new number.

Fragment from Wikipedia:

In Douglas, souvenir licenses for shooting rabbits are also issued, valid for two hours after midnight on June 31st, - while the license must show IQ not lower than 50 and not above 72 points. Among the holders of this souvenir was, in particular, the President of the United States Ronald Reagan.

Imho, so no one has missed the American president yet.

How do flies get between the windows?

Yyy: Through the willpower that calls them to freedom, they are able to flow through the glass. But having found another similar obstacle ahead, they lose faith in life and die there from sorrow.

XXX: I thought so.

A Chinese journalist wrote:

The flu is a joke. At the time of arrival, he stood in line for 2 hours - people were measured the temperature by border guards in respirators and rubber gloves. If you have a questionnaire, I will send it to the newspaper for the article.
Among other phrases - "Did you have close contacts with pigs last week"?and :)

xxx> listen, the victim of online games!! When I wrote that I congratulate all veterans, this is not what you thought!! to

I go with a friend in the bus suits the conductor paid for the trip. A minute after 10 comes the controller (a healthy woman 35 - 45 years old) and walks the bus ticket check, approaches me:
Show the ticket!
I: Show a document certifying that you are the controller
I have documents I will show you now.

And goes to the other end of the bus, I am heading for her bus stops she sharply jumps out of the bus door and got into the courtyards of the houses...

Played in TES4:Oblivion. He killed a terrible hairy troll in a cave and found seven crown circles! What did he measure in his own home, being alone in the cave?! to

I go to the balcony. I am going to smoke.
And after the rain the smell is so cool on the street, and fresh...Looked out, breathed the air.
He threw out a cigarette. Throw out the whole package.

a cat, a sunny, a small problem, an iris... b@#$%y, what a caviar ignorance list I have.