Fingers are fisting!
I did makeup the other day. I did not notice how a drop of glue fell on my finger and decided to crawl in my nose.

From the book on conquering men’s hearts: “Look in the mirror.” We have two ears and one mouth. This is
Mother Nature’s hint that we should listen more than speak.
UUU: :-D)))) and you can't see the brain at all - it's a hint of what you don't need to think!

03:37:45 is real. I get up at six.
03:38:01 And you ask me to write a picture

Today I was openly and honestly asked the question that is at the heart of all stressful or conflicting situations with visitors. I knew Zen.

"Why don’t you answer me what I want to hear?"

c) Rickard

I watch a video on YouTube - 10 myths about animals.
The last myth is that on average, every dog eats six spiders a year while sleeping. I breathed with relief :)
After this, there was an explanation - due to the fact that spiders really like wet places and a lot of people sleep with their mouths open, this number is likely to be an order higher.
to fucking.

I have a black butterfly in my room.
xxx: size of small American drone
XXX: He has a skull on his back
XXX: He’s not going.
I think this is his room now.
XXX: He will live there.

Victor
Today I woke up at 9 a.m.... From the fact that the thief dropped the drainage pipe... The real thief... the drainage pipe... In Moscow...

XXX: Oh, this is a shit. Unfortunately, when Misha dropped her, she walked first, neither alive nor dead... and then walked into the cellar, right there she wore a three-liter bowl of cucumbers! She came out satisfied. After that, Misha did not remember.

I realized that the 3D printer is better than the shredder.

It is not the generals who won the Second World War, but the soldiers, on the contrary, the great soldier spirit!
Yyy: It’s not me writing this message right now, it’s my fingers, the big fingerprint!

Oleg: My sister played in the Sims from 8 years old. And loudly constantly proclaimed his actions, and not just the Sims went out to crack, and then lunch, and on the roles, each has his own story, etc. Natural hell canonical gameplay, like in RPG.
XXX: And what next?
Oleg: Cho-cho... the roller coaster now.

Stop the nuclear physics! Like Jamsut and Rakhine, nuclear physics is studied secretly; like typical copniks, nuclear physics. Be original in your inventions, dear physicists!

A group of students learn that the government is hiding from the masses information about the existence of trolls in the north of Norway. Brave boys and girls on their own with the help of false means to destroy giants, representing a huge danger.

In order to protect an extinct species from the man-barbarian, the Norwegian government creates a reserve, but a group of brackets learn about a government secret.

KOIIETAH_PEIIKA: When a friend of mine worked in the pentastane, baked cakes for hamburgers, his friend asked to explain what, say, for the word — shit. The acquaintance takes a raw cocktail and plunges it to the floor, spreads his hands to the sides and says, behold, shit, now just throw it out.

The worse the conditions of life, the greater the people are declared on television.

In the pharmacy the buyer (P) and provider (Pr):
Q: Advice drops to improve appetite in children.
Here is the drop xxx.
Q: What can you do to reduce the appetite in adults?
Pr (without the shadow of a smile): a leak patch. Sold at the box.

P.S It sounds like a joke, but the buyer was my wife, and I heard it all.

Conversation with wife.
She: I want to grow my hair so long that my chest is covered.
I: And for what?
She: I will walk on the beach without a lighthouse!!! (The Rainbow)
I: Well, if some places do not shave, then you can walk on the beach without cowards!! to

Those who write that a mother sitting at home with a small child does not nifiga - stay better and go on without children. It will be better for everyone. Author quotes - and you try to spend a day alone with your own child, a lot of discoveries will be made. In other words, it is time to meet him.

The theme is the cleansing of Russian from all borrowings, including football terms.
Bookvolub: In the final squad of the world field on powder-pupyrus, the Russian national team defeated the Spaniards 2:0. The first puppy on the 32nd mine of the 1st пачаs sprinkled into the gates of the supostats decimal Velemudr Rys. The second pit was plotted with the pinal defender Ogloby Ryazansky for 12 minutes before the end of the match. This is our first victory in 218 years of participation in fields.

R2D2: In my early youth, when The Adventures of Electronics were shown, I dreamed that Electronics would be more produced, then put to the machines, and communism came to us!
Z0Z0: And I dreamed of a dog like an electronics!
R0ta9: We in the army were given one series to watch, so this Mike came to me every day in a dream, with known consequences... And about communism with dogs, no, I did not dream...