Review of the camera on the all-known website:

The Dignity:
Great pictures, especially the landscapes.
The shortcomings:
I have a large belt or a short belt.

X: Thick cat belly is definitely created to spit and press them ^^

Can I do chemistry? There will be crackers!
He: no, I love to be wide, not to look at him

Ajbka: The approach "I’m ohuenely skiing, so I really want to have sex with you" is wrong. Right "I have sex with you, I have skies that I ride on. Although if you’re interested in me and I’m not going to break up on the next trip, then anything can be..."

Do you know how I got married? I go home at night after the club, I see a girl at the stop: I am late for the last bus, the house is 50 km away. It was a pity, I went overnight. The house was full and we had to sleep together. I ask her: Where are you going to be: by the wall or by the edge? She answered simply: "I will be above". And then I realized that I could not find the best girl!

Now I sit playing poker stars and some guy wrote in the chat "huesos", I first thought that the Spanish, and then looked from which country and not, was not Spanish))))

Announcement on the rear-glass Lincoln Navigator: sell, bargain to tears

My husband is my stone wall, my firm support and my indestructible defense. Until you see on the thermometer 37.2..;)

c) W.E.B

A century ago, I decided to travel by bus. A young family couple. The wife is obviously dissatisfied, and the evil looks at her husband. He tries to explain:
M: Listen, I’m not to blame that this thing broke in the car.
J: What kind of thing? (of course)
Yes, the wheel is turning.
What is noise?
M: What a shredder, this is a grenade.
G: equal angular speeds, fool
And he did not break in you, oh, he crushes only at the angle of acceleration, that is. Turn the wheel.

Nemo pause, the guy wiping out his eyes looks at the faithful

J: Yes, dear, before cooking you borsches, I worked as an engineer-constructor at the CB of mechanical engineering.

Chess and Mat

Don’t think about someone else’s life, but live your own.

The Odessa Court. In the house opposite the center of the window without curtains hanged white women's trousers. Rabinovich thoughtfully said:
I don’t understand...is it a surrender or an invitation?

Colt: No, touching parents in disputes is an Aztecs dumpling, so you are weak in arguments, and therefore an idiot.)
lawa: no, but when you write "arguments", I want to say that your mommy was weak in arguments
Mistake once happens
Lawa: Your folder has been wrong once

from ZH:
I did an epilation and suddenly found a cat’s bowl.
HAHAHA! Cats, and how you will like human wool in food!

We sit down and eat another pizza. The man says:
You just don’t tell my girlfriend that I can eat so much. The feeding!

KJ: I went to the zoo with my kids, the kids were cuddling, feeding, screaming, cuddling. I hope the animals are pleased.

I am a natural enthusiast!) I started washing dishes.. washed everything that got under my hand: both dirty and clean.. and even a bottle with dishwasher!!)))

My son’s friends came to my son’s birthday. They cried crazyly, said everything at the same time and did not listen to each other, grabbed at the table, arranged wild pseudo-dances, drank everything that was crazy and demanded more, sometimes even fought each other. They behaved like adults.

Yesterday I moved a friend (bought a new apartment). 25th floor house. Apartment on 23. There are four elevators in the house. After we broke one of them, I was delighted by the phrase of a random witness who saw the car at the entrance with a bunch of heavy and uncomfortable things: "Well, guys, you have three lives left."

[19:52:13] Dmitryand hello. Are you interested in earning up to 1200 euros a week?
See also. It is a matrix. There are only 3 matrices - the initial, advanced and final. For entering the matrix you have to pay 1,500 rubles. Once you pass all three matches, you get 1,200 euros. There is no kidding. We are part of a team of people who are not traveling on such network projects for the first year.
[21:08:43] Anfy: Do you give out your glasses and coat?

All Sunday I was thinking about what I wanted to do before the start of the working week. At the beginning of the third night I remembered – I wanted to sleep –