To quotes about inseparable love and "only friendship" between a man and a woman.
A few years ago I asked one MP to write a page (then I studied in inst) in HTML, he for this reason this HTML and learned... Before this computers were not interested... now he walks in a sweater, beard, and works as a sysadmin...
What I did ='

Only a pedestrian capable of covering the mat can defeat the king.

Prep told the story. He is in the car around the city, there is a phone call for him. The girl:
You can drive a machine to such a stop.
I realized I was wrong, but it makes sense.
- can be
Long to wait?
He was just passing through that stop.
He opens the window and says
Sit down
I should have seen the girl’s eyes.

The electric train enters the platform of Leningrad.
A forty-year-old uncle comes out of the wagon and his grandmother follows him.
(60+), grandfather (60+) and apparently their granddaughter (about 6).
The man stood up to the door and immediately smoked. The grandmother immediately responds (very calmly and quite intelligently): “Young man, why could you not endure a little? The station is there and smoking. The little kids are going.”
Uncle does not react at all. Grandma waits a couple of seconds, it seems that she wants to add something, but then Grandpa puts her hand on her shoulder and very intelligently says, "Why do you, dear, turn to him. Your words will not change this person. There are millions like him today.
And in spite of any words they will smoke with small children, mother with small children, scratch on the floor, beat their wives and children, and vote for Putin.”

It would seem that the curtain can be lowered, no - the uncle turns around, releases smoke and surprisedly asks, "And Putin is what does not please you?"

There is only one problem in Russia: idiots on the roads. And to distinguish them from normal people, they should ride with flashes.

xxx: "Publish your real photos" in the comments to your photos is the best indicator of your beauty :))

In Novosibirsk saw the Honda Fit, on all the rear glass announcement of sale:

I want to sell someone else. His name is Khomeini.
Young in 2004. Up to 1.3 l
Eat little - 500 r / week. cleansed
Call the host at 7913 ******
PS: And his eyes are beautiful - BI-XENON

XX: It may be all the fault of my height 187cm, weight 102kg and characteristic walk, developed by ten years of service in some structures - I don't know, but I can't believe, that in Russia there are gopniks...

and Astral
I also drove on roller coils in the underground transit along the wheelchair trail. The footprints of this trail were held on the back after 2 weeks.)
Spec
That’s because you didn’t have lunch to hold on to.
and Astral
It was because I had no brain.

Friend wrote (RTU - Riga Technical University):
ZY: Among other news from RTU coming to the mail was this:
"Someone "will" Come into the circle of breathing instruments."