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 12.09.2009
The electric train enters the platform of Leningrad.
A forty-year-old uncle comes out of the wagon and his grandmother follows him.
(60+), grandfather (60+) and apparently their granddaughter (about 6).
The man stood up to the door and immediately smoked. The grandmother immediately responds (very calmly and quite intelligently): “Young man, why could you not endure a little? The station is there and smoking. The little kids are going.”
Uncle does not react at all. Grandma waits a couple of seconds, it seems that she wants to add something, but then Grandpa puts her hand on her shoulder and very intelligently says, "Why do you, dear, turn to him. Your words will not change this person. There are millions like him today.
And in spite of any words they will smoke with small children, mother with small children, scratch on the floor, beat their wives and children, and vote for Putin.”

It would seem that the curtain can be lowered, no - the uncle turns around, releases smoke and surprisedly asks, "And Putin is what does not please you?"
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0909/o090911;1.html
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