1: When I bend, my hair on the face slips, ppc

When it gets worse in the mouth.

And when you walk on them, it’s more shit.

by Deimos:
Putin said "Gaza will not!"
Israel has understood this...

Constantine (11:58:16 12/01/2009)
We are preparing for a friend's wedding, we are looking, as appropriate, for all kinds of games.We found his father's old book "Council to Love (methodical recommendations and plan-scenario for the conduct of an unshakable wedding)":

"Kipvik" - this dpevny dance-igpa came to us from the Baltic States. The boys become a puppy, and the girls, coming out of the puppy to a puppy, puppy into the puppy. The one of the young men who manages to catch him on the flight, gets a chance to call this girl to dance.

NAHA07: Could we meet? =) is
V.A.GGo with you, shame on the people.
by NAHA07:? to
V.A.G: Oh, forgive me, I’m so wrong))Prasty native will not repeat
NAHA07: No, you are lying, you really wanted to write this to me???? to
V.A.G: No bl* yourself mja such a carve and nothing you write
NAHA07: Who is it?? to
V.A.G: Bl* forgive))) Again the window mistake, I am writing here with my sister so in the ass)
The hour has passed. *
I have almost everything on the net!!No class, and you?
V.A.G. I have PPS, all day apart from you absolutely no one (

Pariah: P.P.Z., I have done it, I look at a happy telephone, there is an abama that opens something and eats a hamburger, all around with glasses, the speaker broadcasts something reasonable-good-eternal and everything would be nothing...
if not the voice on the 2nd plan in Russian "scha buchnem folk"

Exp3rT: About the fact that passing the exam to this teacher will be fun, I understood, after reading the first review about him on the formula... "on the exam he fell asleep and fell right on me..."

We then went with a companion to the store and asked for a lighter, a bottle of water and a little chocolate.
The seller thought and said:
There is no foil in the small Alyenka.
...and we thought we bought a big "Alanka". Such things.

What did you watch Hentai?
yyy: the black Bible and the Angel of Death Jabriel (well or so)
X: Did you feel ashamed of her?
YYY: NEA
I am a monster.
Yes, people were fucking there, you should at least be red.
Fuck me, and what?
YYY: I also have a day to go.
Fuck, they are fucking fucking!
How funny you are ?
XXX: But... they were fucking!! X is (
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In the Middle Ages, the church strictly forbade a woman to move, to incite sweetness in her husband with obscene movements, and it was ordered during the act to lie quietly and humbly. As a result, a baron, returning from hunting in the deep night, stumbled upon his wife, who seemed to him a little colder than usual, but she always was. And only in the morning he learned that he was sleeping with the deceased woman - she died a few hours before his arrival. Bedolaga had to walk to Rome to paint his sins, and the above rule was attributed, however, performing the marital duty, the wife must show the presence of life with a light movement.

I went on the street yesterday... I see a terrible sight :)
There is a crowd of dead guys and one on his knees in front of them.
From the crowd there is a phrase: "You can stand on your knees, you can beg, but the driver will be Roma because he is the most sober."

Kotъ-Begemotъ: A advice for some fresh catastrophe film
Mihuil: I can suggest a script
Mihuil (on the barge): 2009 Ukrainian nationalists are no longer paying for gas. Russian xenophobes are blocking the valve.
Europe is freezing. But the President of Great America sends his agent (Bruce Will or Willis Smith) to kill the unbearable Yushchenko (M. Freeman). Instead of him comes to power Y. Tymoshenko (N. Kidman).
She goes to Moscow for talks and seduces the President of Russia (S. Gruchin). (Erotic scene in the mausoleum)
Then he opens the valve, but it's too late - all Europeans have died of wild frost ( -10 C). The prime minister is more principled – he cannot forgive the weaknesses of his president and puts an explosive in his helicopter (a scene with a helicopter exploding).
After that, he seizes power in Russia and Ukraine, but it does not stop there.

Maxim (21:18:56 11/01/2009)
In the morning, the gunfire started.

Maxim (21:19:48 11/01/2009)
He got up from the bed, grabbed his hose, hit his face at the table, then the same face at the chair and on the floor stumbled on the fork.

Maxim (21:19:59 11/01/2009)
Fatality is fucking.

X: I tried to measure the depth of the crust, I almost lost it, but I didn’t get to the hard surface. The little boy made a mess, said he would tell his dad and put me in the corner. I think 1.5 meters exactly.

Why, when someone wants to fuck me, does he do it in the brain? I have at least three more crazy places!!! to

XXX is
One of us came home drunk, went to bed, wanted to blush, got on the rosette, something there crumbled, a bench burned and his bed burned.

XXX is
He has won the "Declaration of the Year"

I sit with a friend, her mother is cooking toasts in the kitchen. The younger brother (6 years old) is playing something.
Girlfriend lazy from the couch to get up and she so complains to brother "Kool, and I want so toxic"
The one, not breaking off the screen "Well, happiness to you, health..."

In college, the curator liked to send reviews to parents by mail. He did this in a pair demonstratively whipping every envelope with his tongue. Obviously, the envelopes from the home addresses each brought by himself. Someone of the boys submitted the idea of “sweeping” with a member on the envelope the place where the tongue is sprinkled.
There was a grave silence in the audience when the curator took the first envelope into his hands... And suddenly he threw it on the first party to the guys with the words "Cleave!!!". That poor man began to spit on his finger and smash the envelope, and the curator loudly condemned "Yes, work your tongue!!!". 29 people were crying from laughter, and one had not laughed for a long time.

There are no queens around, no normal grandmothers.

Families in the house have a speaking cat and a speaking cat.

Kesha is. When the cat is hungry, it comes to the kitchen and starts.

Asking for food. The housewife tells the children, “Anyone, feed them.”

She does not have time to do this and the function of feeding Khushita.

It lies on children. One day about Xusha all forgot, everyone was not before her,

No one fed her, and the cat, remembering his hunting instincts, decided

Catch Kesha sitting in a cage. In a cage with a yagup,

Xusha pushed her leg between the sticks and tried to catch the proud bird.

The poor bird stumbled into the furthest corner of the cage and cried hysterically.

The whole apartment: “Feed the baby!!! Whoever – feed the baby!“!”