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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75797
 13.01.2013
The night. Cottage in the Northern Village. The duty woman in solitude and Azzsky noise bypasses the possession. Following her, a man goes with a teaspoon to pick up water. Suddenly, the woman falls from her place and runs away. A man with a scarring throws a teaspoon and behind her - little she has heard. And it turned out that she decided to run away from nothing to do)))

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75796
 13.01.2013
Q: What kind of person are you in bed?
It is barbaric!! to
SBS, and I am a wooden man!! to

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75795
 13.01.2013
For the development of the village in Russia will be allocated 42 billion rubles.
I even know the name of this village - Ruby :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75794
 13.01.2013
XXX is
Do you think it makes sense to talk with a girl on ordinary topics?
I spent the day and so on.

YYY
Am
Yes Yes
of course
Share what you have there.

XXX is
Oh well.
In short, I ask what shampoo she has, and she says I’m saying something wrong.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75793
 13.01.2013
"Doctor, mega is in a good mood, I want to go to cafes, bars, shops and buy everything I like! What about me?
You have a salary:

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75792
 13.01.2013
I lie in bed with my wife, preparing for sleep.
I set up an alarm for you.
I am also on the sixth.
The wife in a wild seizure of laughter, climbs me into cowards, which then gives out ''and really's opened and another 15 minutes hiccats, here it comes to me that I gave out, had to rehabilitate =)

[ + 30 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75791
 13.01.2013
The annual budget of the Pentagon is enough to send two large submarines to Mars. They are doing fishing.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №75790
 13.01.2013
XXX Movement - Life
XXX: and the progressive-return may be her cause

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75789
 13.01.2013
When you wake up in the morning, there is a bar in the refrigerator. And you’re still chewing all day... No fools, right?

This is not the fucking law. In this case, they are not fools. You are just a fucking shit. When are you all going to get rid of the pigs?

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75788
 13.01.2013
Morse: I remember watching a Japanese porn multiplayer with the non-Japanese name "Steamboy". So there, these fans of realism for distant explosions made a sound delay relative to the flash. The fucks. I then overwhelmed the entire system, trying to understand why my sound track is lagging behind the video. That they all burn in hell, physicists are crazy.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75787
 13.01.2013
She: Would you be very upset if I got pregnant?
He: Well, depending on who.
She: Let’s not leave you.
He: He is strong...
She: What if from you?
It is even stronger :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75786
 13.01.2013
My mother cannot sleep under the noise of the computer, even if he is in the neighboring room, and under a loud telephone can, he says, under him the thoughts from his head go well >_<

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75785
 13.01.2013
Not the first dozen films I watch, as the forces of Evil try to unite the whole world, and the forces of Good are going to kill them brutally for this.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75784
 13.01.2013
C of one IT-site from the article on copying:
“VKontakte” frankly trolled a representative of the show business, who threatened a court for “pirate dissemination of his creativity”, – his audio recordings were withdrawn with the formulations “due to lack of cultural value” and “due to low quality of performance”.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75783
 13.01.2013
Q: Did you read the comic?
YYY: Yeah, I thought you were choking... and the drug dealers at once deceived this miserable man who can turn it into anything... well what if it turned into cocaine... and they took it with a fan blow up and packed it... and those who used this cocaine themselves turned into cocaine... ohhhhhhhh... what they use there in this Marvel... though no, don’t answer... I’m already starting to guess...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75782
 13.01.2013
I want a hairstyle like yours, what to say to the barber?
If you want a hairstyle like mine, don’t go to the barber.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75781
 13.01.2013
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You can’t say that the sound doesn’t sound on the compass :(
Are the headphones in the right hole?
HHH: I had to put the prof somewhere!
Well of course, I am pleased. What about the headphones?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75780
 13.01.2013
After the phrase:"Fire battery!"-I broke the valve...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75779
 13.01.2013
I don’t understand why I go to the toilet with a tablet?
Go to the toilet with a laptop.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №75778
 13.01.2013
With VIO:

Q: How often do you sail on your yacht?
A: I only had a boat when I was in the hospital.

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