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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №21351
 13.10.2009
Here is the shit in the advertisement Gillete shave repeats the contours of the face, and my, if you put a new blade, equals the contours of the face...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №21350
 13.10.2009
In a Linux forum:
Didn't anyone try to force a person who learned Linux from scratch to switch to the window?

The first cry of indignation will be: “Where are you, [censored], console delile?” Why don’t you fuck up??? How are the repositories connected in your [censored] window? The show? Is this all to buy?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21349
 13.10.2009
xxx: KVN workers after death fall to the TNT.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21348
 13.10.2009
Rock and Roll is dead. Drugs are expensive. There is no sex. How to live further?! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №21347
 13.10.2009
A blonde with nails longer than a shirt.

Kputuk

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №21346
 13.10.2009
When we divorced, we shared everything, even friends. And I got those to whom we owe, and she got those to whom we owe.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21345
 13.10.2009
XXX: What do you want from me? I am a blonde! I have a face and a brain without wrinkles.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21344
 13.10.2009
- And I went on topless vacation, one such on the entire beach! I liked it, but the people were a little bit around :)
And a little? Hey, my Irishka somehow decided to sun topless, but since there were already white triangles on the body from the top, she lay on the beach for half a week with her naked chest, covered on the edges with clothes, to align. There were not many people there.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21343
 13.10.2009
How did he get me! I am tired of crying every night. Let it go to hell!!! to
He did not do anything...
I did not! I could, by the way. A child for example.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21342
 13.10.2009
Impressive ad at the entrance of the subway: "CARE! Work on the change of sex in the vestibule!".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21341
 13.10.2009
I remember that in the first class we had our first pair of programming. We all sit like yellow-root newcomers, listening to the teaching with admiration. The subject of the lesson is "study the Delphi work environment". And September was hot - in the audience a terrible whistle. Prepod dictates something like: "To create a project...", then makes a gesture like "omg my head" and says: "Open the window". But Botan Pashka continued this dialogue:
Which one?
The extreme
Trees of objects?
and??? The one on your left...
Inspector of objects?
Prepod breathed, whispered, something about the "...horse..." went and opened the window. On the way back, he stopped, turned to Pasha and said, "And I command you to overthrow him."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21340
 13.10.2009
Anna (10:04:35 12/10/2009)
Can you give me an impulse light?
The Sergeant (10:05:15 12/10/2009)
What shit is that?
Anna (10:05:29 12/10/2009)
The flashes. The big ones.
The Sergeant (10:05:52 12/10/2009)
I can mix the magnesium.
Anna (10:06:14 12/10/2009)
No to. I need lamps.
The Sergeant (10:06:42 12/10/2009)
The lights are for civilians.
Anna (10:07:03 12/10/2009)
I am civil.
Sergeant (10:07:21 12/10/2009)
But I am not.
Anna (10:07:37 12/10/2009)
You will do it for me.
The Sergeant (10:08:34 12/10/2009)
I do not know how to do it! If I master anything, it will either have a defeat radius or a level of protection - a third is not given.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21339
 13.10.2009
This is a pineapple, this is a pineapple:
He calls his father and says, “Where are you?”
- he answers that he sits at home and plays computer games (when he is at Andrew's house)
The father asks, “Where am I then?”
I could not calm down :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21338
 13.10.2009
comments in contact to the photo, in which two girls (softly speaking, not the most beautiful) in swimsuits:

One of the girls>: I will not be afraid of this word: we are beautiful girls!
<boy>: I would have feared this word in your place

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21337
 13.10.2009
From the forum maternity.ru:
In the 1980s, at my mom’s job, a crazy programmer named his twin File and Tape :O:, boy and girl, respectively. And if the tape can be reworked painlessly into Len, then with File is more difficult.
yyy: Father of the file - folder :)

[ + 13 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21336
 13.10.2009
And there are still people alive who cheer on all kinds of anime, manga, hentai and who is angry with this style in comics?? to

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21335
 13.10.2009
In the first class, they said that you cannot divide 3 by 2, in the fifth - there is no root of the square of -1... I am studying in the engineering and physical institute.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21334
 13.10.2009
She is a 102% virgin.
...??? to
She doesn’t even have ears!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №21333
 13.10.2009
If on Monday you put the alarm "on early" the probability of falling asleep increases by 200 percent.... checked(((

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21332
 13.10.2009
I remember a life case from my childhood (I was 10 years old:
“I came out on the street. I go down the stairs and find a packed prefix on the platform between the floors. I, without a back mind, put him in my pocket. I walked and walked, remembered it, returned home: I went to the kitchen, unpacked the prefix in the kitchen, then went to the bathroom, there picked up water, then went to the balcony, dropped the prefix from the 7th floor, that beautifully fell and broke, I went happily to walk on. In the evening, returning home - my mom with eyes opened, asked me about something, I didn't understand the question, I said to the guy that I wasn't in the courses...and already going to bed I remembered that in the middle of the kitchen table I left the printed package of the prefix...Yes, I imagine what kind of lilies my father first got, and after the older brother was flogged (he was 13 at the time))))....

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