Capoeira is the most adapted martial art for Russian conditions. In the winter... in the swimsuit... on the slippery sidewalk...

A mosquito is flying on my balcony.
Yyy: tell him that it’s mid-November, let him die.

Do you help me not to bother me?

My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman, a world mother! But she has one major point. It is impaired in cleanliness. As for the sexes, she washes them four times a day. In the morning, after our stay in the gardens-schools-work; in the afternoon; in the evening, when the whole family gathers, and just before going to bed to go to bed in a clean apartment. Her worst nightmare: someone came and the house was not cleaned.

She goes to a house with her girlfriend for a week. He gives the last instructions:
Little girl, I ask you very much! Definitely my floor in the morning before leaving. I am
I understand you are in a hurry, but suddenly someone comes in and the floors are unwashed!
The husband:
Who will come to me if there is no one at home?? to
The mother-in-law (after a second confusion):
This is a neighbor’s apartment last week.
They robbed!

Here is my request. Dear household members! If you go into the 175th apartment, wipe your legs, or I will fall from my mother-in-law!

KamAZ almost entered the BMW, which was rebuilt and parked in front of the nose, without even turning on the turntable. KamAZ slowed, from there, the driver went out 2 on 2, approached the driver's open window of the beam, broke the lever and stretched the driver:
Throw it away, you don’t use it anyway.

This girl's favorite phrase is "I find it hard, it's easy to lose....and bla bla bla"
Damn, are you constantly wearing your second nose?It is :)

The turmoil in our dining room is so harsh that any soup they have gets with a peanut effect! Even a compot!! O_O

From the announcement:

Emergency 2 room. The KQR. There is everything for living. 5 minutes to the metro in good condition.

I work at a large enterprise.I call on the meeting to the chief of management of Taddam-Taddam.The King's family :) And everything would be nothing, but the secretary, removing the phone, said neither more nor less, and "Receiving KING" :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

The motorists! If you are stopped by the fireplace, turn on the emergency signal. Let go faster, and burn the site - help those who drive after you :)

fat38: I woke up half an hour before the alarm clock, I look at 6:30, I think to sleep again or end up on torrents.

What happened to Villarreal and Villarreal?

And in my opinion, the advertising of Coca-Cola "Fest comes to us" in Russia as "Ironia of fate" - a pre-New Year’s tradition.

Translated from English Pirates:

From the translation of the American cartoon on Ukrainian TV (children noticed).
The girl runs away from the bear and cries "Bear!!! Bear is!and "
Below the translation titles "Beer!!! The beer!and "

from Google

Malina77: What did you do good today?
Malina77: Good for others.

At 4 a.m. I went out to the balcony and sang a good song for the neighbors.

The employee calls his colleagues to warn him that he will not be at work.
I will not be, I am sick.
Is it A/H1N1?! to
and C2H5OH.