to this:
You should also bear in mind that repeating the word hai by the interlocutor may mean that he is listening and understanding you, but not that he agrees with you.

What is not so? We have the words "Yes" and "Ugu" too quite often – just pings and echoes...

The scream of the soul.

There is no computer humor left, no intelligent people left, just normal people have long since gone. There are only the trolls, the trolls and I, who read them for some reason.

Comments on Western actors wishing to get Russian citizenship:

“That’s what I see in the new season of ‘The Deaf’ on NTV by Jack Nicholson, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone.

From the Parent Forum:

by Maria@:

We make sand cakes, cut into shapes. The eldest puts his creations on the counter.
I cautiously notice that some are too fat – they will not take care of.

He leaned to the cookies, looked closely on the side, squeezed and bloodthirsty like this:
And the fat we will soon bring down, and he will strike them with his hand to the enemy.

I never count money, I never know the prices in the shops, I never have a bad mood. Instead of work, I like to rest and help those in need. My shoes wash other people with their own language literally, and to have the best and most obsessive sex in the world, I just need to say it. The question. Who am I?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh, a great new photo! You have not posted anything for a long time.
Wow: No, it wasn’t before that.
HH: The figure is great. Did you go to the gym?
Wow: I have an individual program with a personal trainer: strict restrictions on food and sleep, weight lifting exercises, every day 2.5 hours of walking with weights across the crossed terrain, and only dare to stop and sit down, such an instant on the whole street, which is his nafig.
See also: Figase! How do you endure it? Have you been doing this for a long time?
Wow, half a year already. It is hard, but I can do it.
Do you want to give up everything?
Well, I won’t throw a child in the garbage because he doesn’t eat or sleep.
HHH: Your own foot! I wrapped my ears here! Congratulations then :)

Aaa: It is impossible to simply prove the existence of God, as it is impossible to prove his absence. No one has yet managed to obtain the simplest single-celled organism from non-living matter. If they get it, it will be iron proof of his absence.

Bbb: In other words, if scientists could use their minds to obtain a living organism from non-living matter, would that be iron proof that reason is not necessary for life to arise, and that everything worked out on its own? Funny...

xxx: gave her such a 5 on 5 cm clutch, which unfolds in a full-fledged backpack of liters for 30, she is fascinated by my trips. Take it with you as a reserve.
WOW: so that she can carry a backpack while wearing a backpack?
WOW: (a picture with a rotting icebite)

Chat in battle:
Why does the female crew speak in male voices?
Tagged: transs
FFF: The Trans
ZZZ: The Trans

Suddenly I started watching Doctor Who.
Judging by the way Tardis is managed, she is a well-advanced ashes. The sounds are the same.
...
Exactly ashes. And the Doctor, apparently, is a Chatlanin. For a pup is too naive, for an ishelop too moral and without eyebrows.

XXX: Let’s go, there are animatronic figures!
YYY: I do not want
XXX: What is it?
I do not like animatronics.
XXX Why?
YYY: Yes, the hernia is somewhat stupid.
XXX is stupid? Faith, half of these things are smarter than you!
YYY: You are there too.
That’s why I don’t like animatronics.

Chronicles of correspondence. Revelations of the First Class.
Oh, the Latin, haha You know what’s hidden underneath.
The Terrible Words of Sakkus Tsekkus
Retrosteroid homeostasis? :D
It’s not a demon from hell, no, it’s a little bit of fascia on the neck, and that’s all.
Or "venther frontalis muscle occipitofrontalis".
This is the very frontal belly that everyone calls
Lobby and Rhodes. A small piece of meat, a cat.
Not an epic name, but an epic name. The Latin –
The epic language. In Latin, even the story of Vasya
Myishkin bought bread and fed the little ones.
the pigeon, will sound awful and solemn, a bonus
You can call a demon-dove that disconnects the community.
My head thought it was a cake.

Mayonnaise is generally called a beaded product.
ууу: For such words you in Yekate a grandmother of the most cultural kind, in the store the kadik breaks! )))
Zzz: Yes, my colleague in Moscow did not eat mayonnaise. After a month here, he was persuaded to try it, so he flew away with a few plastic cushions in his luggage and two liters of stone quas in his hand luggage. So he was not allowed to take quas in the salon and he stood there and drank. He says - "I hope your toilets are not opened like in the trains, but immediately.." )))))

Internal chat in the IT company:
I will buy my home and repair it. In 2 years, I will learn every talk and become a car slicer, in my garage, I will make a hundred and hit the websites.

The cocktail pensioner
- In a glass with a decoction of calendula drop 20 drops of corvalol, 20 drops of valoserdine, top pour rubbed anapriline and validol. Sending with a tube under the TV program "News"

zod4iy: And now imagine, judging by recent events (the doping scandal in Russia), that all these years, our football team played with doping :)

He spoke to an American, and at one point during the conversation he mentioned the “American flag.” I did not resist and asked him, but what flag is this? The question naturally brought him into a stupor (how is it, don't all people know that there is such a wonderful country - America?). When he explained that he called his country America, I reached him by saying that such a country does not exist... Then I reminded him that America is a part of the world that includes two continents – North and South America, and his country is called the United States of that same America.
In the United States, one Russofob is more.

Tomorrow is the administrative game. Divided into groups. Everyone should create their own company. Well, somebody OOO, somebody GUP, somebody OOO. As a result, tomorrow in the game participates LLC "Alcoy", which is engaged in the sale of alcoholic products and GUP, engaged in the creation of rocket engines called... "Hope";

xxx is a guy?
Have you ever cried your mother?
yyy: In a technical or incestual way?)

My acquaintance is watching a lot of movies on the net, and at the same time is not disgusted by the most outspoken camouflage of new films.

When I told her I was looking forward to a movie on the net in good quality, she replied:

"Sanya, you have shaken, this is a new movie. Let’s look at 007.?" and at the same time simultaneously shoots a film on the note from the pause. Titles begin, according to which it is already clear that the quality will be atas and degrees by 30 reversed.

Immediately she joyfully jumps and says, "He, look, the guy with the camera has not even been late to the beginning of the film!"