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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147305
 13.12.2017
We really love domestic cars. And there is for what. For example, you are standing and voting. And suddenly the rain. And no one will stop. Neither Mercedes, nor BMW, nor Toyota. And the old "seven" comes in, you sit in it - you are warm, comfortable. And, agree, if you go with a girl on Lexus, you don’t know what she thinks of you. And if a girl goes with you in the "seven", then it is definitely - for love.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147304
 13.12.2017
Students in Moscow are the smartest in the country.
In the Moscow Museum of Astronautics: "Son, this is a lunar rover. There were astronauts inside it!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147303
 13.12.2017
I am also a cat. or a company of 5 drawers writing from one account. You never know for sure on the Internet.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147302
 13.12.2017
From the hubra, in the branch about the "moon conspiracy"
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You are written by the support service of biocapsules to maintain the existence of protein forms of life. Sensors show increased levels of anxiety in your main nerve node signals, and we are forced to reset your controller’s supportive neural network to correct and mitigate this effect.
The neurointerface still works properly and you can continue to enjoy simulated reality.

Let us note that being in the early 21st century is not the best choice and we have a lot of other sensory simulations.
If you suddenly want to change the enclosure or time, just let us know.

PS: Your impressions of the competition of never-existing colonies of protein forms of life to go into some "space" are very fascinating, we look at the whole department.
Forever your sensible spruce from Alpha Centauri.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147301
 13.12.2017
There are two banks in front of you. Car and Pepsi. You can only choose one. Which one?
1) You have chosen the collar. You are the king of life and you get everything you want from it.
You chose Pepsi. You are a rebel, you are not satisfied with the current life and are set to fight.
But in both cases you do not go beyond the conditions in which you were placed.
3) You took any of the two and came in front of the experimentator. Then took the second. You are the real master of life, not that figure on p.1. Such people have real power to make decisions.
You have abandoned both, subconsciously understanding that the choice given to you is essentially not a choice. You are a real rebel, not the figure from p.2. Only those who can abandon all existing options are able to create something fundamentally new.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147300
 13.12.2017
This is:

In the USSR planted homics of assets. The pirates were not touched.
This article was called a little differently, and was introduced to distinguish it from the rape of a woman.
But the pirates, as always, perverted everything, because the pirates!

Sorry for my French, these peddars are peddars.
Criminal Code of the RSFSR of 1960, p. by 121. of courage.
Sexual intercourse between a man and a man is punishable by imprisonment for up to five years.
Murder committed with the use of physical violence, threats, or against a minor, or with the use of a dependent position of the victim, is punishable by imprisonment for up to eight years.
There is no indication of the active nature of the action. Sitting on this article and passive gay, writer Gennady Trifonov, for example. Moreover, it is not always possible to clearly distinguish homosexuals into active and passive. And you can get a bigger, and more, a cliché.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147299
 13.12.2017
Recently, you should have come to the Yandex office in Lower Nizhny on Freedom Square, but Karl, it turned out these guys were wrong! In the end, counting the flat houses and asking a dozen passers found this business center in the most fucking minutes after 40 and all this under rainy rain with snow. Russians are fucking.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147298
 13.12.2017
You are my soul and I love you as a mother.
I mean, I’m just like a sister?
Like my grandmother...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147297
 13.12.2017
You know, this familiar northern man in the early frosty morning revitalizing smell of freshly burned clamps on parking lots.

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