At home, the walls are so thin that I forbade my husband from loudly pronouncing the password from the Wi-Fi!

Russian companies should be removed from offshore
A person who owns a company registered in Cyprus.

From the Dog Forum:
Vaseline oil is a thing... My salmon in the package was eaten, the next day it came out, as it was whole and still in the package... And the dog learned to speak the word “mama”...

Interview with Project Manager (M):

Q: When are you going to get married?
M: I am for
I: Leo, please read my question. How can you answer the question "When?" "I am for"?))
M: I would take him.

Facepalm

Discussion of CS client settings:
And if you put the sensitivity of the mouse, multiply the degree of the pair (e.g., 1.024, 2.048, 4.096 and so on).The shooting improves by about 20-30%, because the processor is easier to operate with the data numbers and the data processing is faster.

The xxx:
Only a girl can understand a girl. And the same. It is not a fact
YYYY :
I have not captured the course of your thoughts.

"There are discounts of 300-400%. I bought the eyebrows, they cost $600 and I bought them for $200. There is a difference."

I remember the old saying: I buy there for a dollar, I sell here for three. So for two percent and I live..." )))))

From Mail Questions:

Question: I want to give my wife a set of drills for the perforator and a vacuum cleaner, a normal gift?
The answer is: normal. I gave my half-axis from the giraffes.

The SMS came, to see not all, but makes you think about the meaning of being:
Dear Alexander, [name]Bank reports that all...

to this:
In a 30-litre garbage bag does not fit a plastic 20-litre can. The sadness.
___________________
I will say more, in my 23-liter backpack do not fit even three 2-liter beers. This is sadness!

“It was a Friday evening, we designed as we could,” Yarick said, attaching the line to the monitor.

from the district department of the medical institution

Administrator2: We have two twins on treatment, can they be carried out on the same contract?
Are you there, are you awake? If they are Siamese.

News: "In Moscow from the branch of Sberbank stolen ATM with 8 million rubles..."
Fuck how? How did these people manage to find a bankomat in Moscow that has money in it??? I'm looking for a second week to get my salary off - and it's crazy!! to

The boss says:
I went to the office yesterday, there was no one.
I ask "Where are they all?", everyone is silent!

Amiga: My father took my photos and ran into some video chat on my behalf (I communicate without a camera). In two days he has friends under fifty of the most elegant girls from all over Russia and Ukraine.

After that, he told me that I was dumb and asking for youth. And if in his years there were such means of communication, he would probably have died.

These cats get up at the alarm clock. I get up on the cats.)

HHH
He did not write? Not being offended?
WOWU
I wrote that it is OK.)
HHH
Probably not offended.
WOWU
He doesn’t hurt anyone at all, because he knows that all people are idiots.
WOWU
Especially for me (I’m smart)
WOWU
And I also have tea with biscuits and fourth-size breasts - so how can I be offended?))

Irene: How are you living?
As in the breeze.
Irina: yeah... brows have grown?
My lips are beautiful. Just like the norm, but there is a feeling of stagnation.
Irina: Bgg... Stay still. My husband and I were going to the slide, but first we had to go to a friend in the garage, change the oil in the car. As a result, we wandered in the garage for more than two hours, the time dedicated to us by my grandmother came out, we did not get on the slide, but I listened to the car bump and the garage mat. And you know what? I got home in a good mood after an interesting event. So, you probably don’t know exactly in the stall)))
And I think ? ? ? ? ? ?
You know, I was reassured ?

A: Hey hairy, how are you?! to
B: In fact, "haired" is somewhat unethical, don’t you think?
A: Okay, I’ll call you Aphrodite.

to this:

The xxx:
As for personal?

YYYY :
Silence and tranquility

The xxx:
How is the monk Shaolin?

YYYY :
The cat after castration.

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My friend at home lives Tricotage - a cat and two cats. At the very beginning of such a life, the cat, in the Escape, was arranged for defaberging. The first thing I did after drowning from narcissism was to hide the younger cat. So a good cat is not only in March in December.