Sometimes it seems to me that vegetation in Japan, instead of oxygen, releases spores of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

On February 14th.
Lovers, be careful, do not fall into the trap of fraudsters!
If you receive an SMS with the text: "You have left a voice valentine. To listen – call the hhhhhhhh – don’t be lazy before rushing to call this number, break it in the tyrant. Because you can lose a substantial amount of money from the account. 4 hours after this text message came to me "clarification": “The service is paid. The rate is 81 r./min. It’s good that I don’t expect anything from anyone, and many rush for this fake Valentine, hoping for a miracle.
Remember - the wicked always profit from our bright feelings, whether it is love or sympathy! Let’s get rid of them at least this particular appendix! With respect, Naama

My phone considers me a vegetable :( began to write a message to my husband: "I...(planned to write I missed it)", and he immediately issued: "I am a pumpkin"...

You think you have a cat, and he’s absolutely sure it’s you.

The aunt just got stuck and said, "You are an electrician, and you can't repair the crane!"...so I wanted to say, "Change the pads is on your part"...how I hate relatives...

Kenya (February 12, 18:22): Yesterday the northern lights saw... everyone stands mouth-breaking. Typically, the colours are shattered, and I stand and think, here are the fucks, why are you not the daltonists like me?

Prep on a pair (Minsk):
Google is a smart search engine. You are writing "download Windows for free", and it is you "maybe you were referring to the Criminal Code of the Republic of Belarus"

8 Do you want coffee?

No, I don’t like coffee very much.

You just chew him at work like that!

WOW: At work, it is a forced measure. To raise what came to work, at least to the level of a zombie.

and Murmansk. The morning. 30 degrees on the street. The man talks to his old Zhyguli: "If you don't go now, I'll buy a trip for a month!"and "

I remember, somehow, in the second grade... I liked one girl very much, and then they bought me a dendy.

This is necessary for the project, so please help. Tell any movies that show the bullying of parents over their children or raise such a topic.
Star Wars 4-6 is out.

X: Today with the boys found a switch on the roof of our community
X: I’ve been looking all day, but I haven’t found what it includes :)
<< "y" entered the chat >>
Y: Hello to everyone!
Y: Finally the lights were turned on... all day in the city the lights were turned off then turned on, and so on ten times!
Tagged: ahahahahah
X: It is not me.
<< "x" came out of the chat >>

She: greetings as a piece of stuff???????????? What are you doing???? to
I am: Hi I seem to have already asked you not to put a lot of questions and cries.
She: Good in terms of questions and signs, I will no longer be.

After forty life just begins, but thirty-six and six are better for the body.

With the recent ban on ice travel, this page of Vladivostok history goes back to the past.

From ancient times, the local population had a courageous custom – until April to wheel the surface of the vast Amur Bay in all directions, for fishing, to isolate, or simply to cross the way to another shore. The creators of Mission: Impossible would bite their elbows when they saw these missing shots – a silver-shaped Toyota cutting off at wild speed, leaving behind a strip of water and crumbling beaten ice in a quilt, or a solid specially sealed jeep slowly leaving the door as its crew runs through a specially expanded lounge and runs cold-blooded on the roof, throwing heavy winter boulders and fishing supplies on the ice. There are not very many cars – under a hundred a year. For the powerful three hundred thousand car tribe of Vladivostok, normal municipal roads remain much more dangerous to this day.

Most cars went to the water quietly, without people, when spring winds took ice into the open sea. Unfortunate fishermen climbing the helicopter staircase, which they did not promise to the pilots to catch the machine, but those from the sky always showed a Russian gesture from the elbow. Rare cars that made the bull-bull on the go together with the crew, failed strangely not in the sea, but right off the city shore, in the unchanged fateful places, where the warm water of the sewerage spills under the ice.

One such case came to local TV and radio news a few years ago, so I have hundreds of thousands of witnesses.
The Black Crusade blinked only fifty meters from the shore, the entire crew saved safely by giant jumps. The car was entirely new, the place was small, so the owner of the jeep decided to spend on raising his vehicle, almost drowning the crane and the crane in the attachment. Well, or as it is called, this long heavy fucking with a lifting arrow-spin-like, I will call it an evacuator.

The final phase of the operation has arrived on TV. The rescue team consisted of two men with long thin armaturins, which they ticked into the pier, until the soft "tik-tik" changed to the bell.
“Jin and Jin.” Another couple of footage sneaked in the evacuator cabin, probably to drown together was more fun. There were a couple of lifted cars on the ice.
The third hanged on the hook - a good submarine. The cruise has not yet been found. His master no longer seemed to know whether to grieve him or laugh at him.
It felt like the man was not allowed to fish – he ran along the shore, begging – “kids, you are not in a hurry there, you are still feeling there!” He was found fifth.

I don’t know how the owner of the cruiser divided his catch with the rescue brigade into spare parts and metal. But I know from my acquaintances a short continuation of this story. Shortly after the TV show, the owner of the cruiser was called - the owner of the submarine, who drowned only three weeks ago, was found. He offered to give him the car for an outrageously modest reward. Juridically, all rights were on his side – the submarine remained his property. At the reasonable question, what the hell the subaric did so much time on the seabed, his owner answered that the sign "parking is forbidden" on the bottom of the Amur Gulf is absent. In response, the owner of the cruise truck threatened to return the submarine back to the parking lot.

The best talisman of the Winter Olympics in Sochi would be a figure of a rat with a saw in its hands.

Of all the methods of changing the government over the last decade, the best one should be recognized is the Polish.

Doctors here complain...Al anyone knows how much the teacher’s salary falls after each next increase?
Whoever decides that this is not funny, lives in another country.

Why is there a bear among the talismans of the 2014 Olympics in Sochi and no crab?

7 benefits of friendship between a man and a woman

1st A woman does not carry you all the apartment with her socks.
2nd Don’t come to you on your birthday with 4 hours late without a gift
Drunk in the ass.
Three He will not call you at 6 a.m. from the restaurant asking you to pay the bill.
4 is You will not be able to sleep with your wife.
5 is You may agree to sleep with your wife.
6 is It is easier to convince her to suck.
7 is She can’t have a penis longer than you.