After my return from work, my wife tells me: “Let me go, no one has ever left me down because of my age. A 12-year-old daughter asked today: “Mom, did you cry when Lenin died?”

to this:
<<<no in any European language letters "s"no.>>>

The sound "Y" (and the sign for its designation) is in Belarusian, Polish, Ukrainian, Romanian, Moldovan... It is, in your opinion, not European languages?

Dolboebam, who treated a cat with dichlophos, would get you in the mouth of this same dichlophos, and more so, it may finally come to you that disinfectants can NOT be used in any case on living beings! It is a miracle that the animal survived.

XXX: What about the rebuilding?
yyy: Your previous admin backups did not
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I pray
XXX: I too

Ukraine refuses to buy Russian cars.
- The Russians have long since refused, we don't know why you pulled so long!

Trouble these social networks... the Russian spies failed to go deep into the Kherson region, and they were already stuck)))

It seems that I can explain the reason for the “dependence” between wearing the first and second socks.
This is a morning compromise between the desire to divide and the sense of responsibility:

Get out of bed and put on a maid.
Wear a mayka - you can not sit, you need to wear pants, or it turns out that you are unworking.
I put on pants - I need to put on socks immediately.
I put on the first socks... Oh oh, you’re not dumb, you’re wearing socks! You can depend on an indefinite time between the first and the second.

Noise does not deceive me. The brain, yes...

The phrase of the watchman, in conjunction with the wardrobe worker, killed on the run:
"You dress up and dress up. I’ll show you where to hang..."

Have you been to weddings?
YYY: Hello
YYYY: Yes
What can I give to the newlyweds?
Tagged: money
XXX: The Idiot
YYY: money in hryvnia

In the Swedish city of Piteo, the police arrested and took a cat into the area, which broke into someone else’s house and stole food from cats living there. At the same time, the cat behaved aggressively towards domestic cats, the newspaper Aftonbladet points out.
"Not let God so proclaim!"

Hanging between 1 and 2 socks.
Our child studied in 3th grade. At the gathering, I and several other parents were reprimanded for the constant delays of the children. Surprised they remained silent. This repeated the next time, on the way home we were already surprised together. Our children were friends, but they did not go to school in a group, all brought by parents. Of course, we didn’t bring them to the school door half an hour before the start, but we didn’t call. 10-15 minutes was left for the student to calmly dress up and come to class. A family survey of the children did not clarify the situation.
Our complete confusion lasted until I accidentally forgot to give the child a suitcase with a drawing at school. Having found him in my house, I rushed back and, going inside, caught the whole warm company in the midst of the crime. There was 1 ringing (before 1 lesson there were 3), and our hatchbacks, each of whom shaken out of the package, removed 1 booth from his leg and pulled off the jacket, placed all the composition on a long bench and led, absolutely not rushing anywhere, relentless secular conversations. Periodically, high school attendants approached them and offered their help to poor unskilled children, but the young fools and fools culturally refused and did not even intend to continue. Seeing me and feeling the approaching explosion, the company polently greeted, instantly completed the process and evaporated into the classroom. Of course, I had to share my discovery with other parents. The mysterious delay is over.

News on mail.ru: "General Motors will be responsible for the deaths of 13 people"
XXX: watched, to news 13 comments... fucking, I really scared to read them >_<

Pumping in the phone regularly recommended here fantasy masterpieces completely eliminates stress and even makes you enjoy the queues. Verified in Sberbank, Russian Post, clinic and passport table.

Politics is the continuation of the court basars at the palace level.

Film director and Shukshin fellow student Alexander Mitta recalls such a story. When Shukshin came to enter the WGIC, he believed that people gathered, negotiated and artel made movies. But it turned out that there is the main person that everyone is listening to - the director. Then Shukshin decided to enter the Register Faculty. At the exam, M. I. Rom asked him:
Tell me about Pierre Bezuhov.
“I didn’t read War and Peace,” Shukshin said. A thick book, there was no time.
Do you ever have thick books? I was surprised by Rom.
“I read one,” said Shukshin. “Martin Eden” A good book. Rom was upset:
How did you work as the school director? You are an uncultured person. And you want to be a director!
And then Shukshin exploded:
What is the school director? Get the wood, drink it, put it, put it, so that the children don’t freeze in the winter. Get the textbooks, get the kerosene, find the teachers. And the car is alone in the village — on four copits and with a tail... Even on its own hill... Where the books are thick to read...

Rom gave him “five” and accepted.

And remember how in the kindergarten you draw your mom on March 8 "kalahaku-kalahaku" - she is so happy! For some reason, this magic does not pass with my wife.

I fell asleep before my lover. Through the dream, I hear his whispering and I feel as if he is lying nearby. I immediately pull my hands and embrace. "Well, Kraken has woke up."- dissatisfied-shulty is communicated to me :)

I sat this morning and when I saw Ambrobene’s favorite advertisement, I turned off the sound. And my brain itself reproduced the melody with the words:

I come from Germany!
Shoot that boy!
Fuck he is treated!
Amber Bennett is a killer from Germany.
Amber Bennet is the right home challenge!
The Inside!

XXX: I walked in the yard. Two boys beat the third.
xxx is no more than 12 years old.
xxx: "Go to your WOW and play, fucking! We’re going to go in tanks!"