16776 The Queen is Naked
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The term "clothes" means - about horror! People are dividing there. It is there, not in the shower. There would be a wardrobe for the eating of strawberries there, it would be called "table" and, of course, no one would go there naked, ruining the appetite of others.
*no, I personally have a coat (and - optional - a large towel) on the "go to the shower", but the essence of the claim I still consider ridiculous*

What if she’s a tree in bed?
Then pray that it will be pine!))

From the WoT forum:

Hi dear developers! I would like to know if VH plans to install a VOT server in Kazakhstan?

You have a Baikonur, but no server?

IT company.

- Men, who has a spare hair rubber?

The Young:

To all the book storytellers: Who gives you such stories? Where do you find that? o_o

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In the libraries and grandchildren ;). When I was 15, it was 1988, and my reading card in the central city library weighed half a kilo. And there was nothing more - on TV two programs, in the cinemas for a couple of weeks went the same film, and well, if it was "Phantomas", the newspapers were "Izvestia", "Pravda" and "Komsomolskaya Pravda". The magazines were pure enthusiasm. "Science and Life" (Endless Enthusiasm), "Around the World" with a tiny fantastic story on the pre-last page (it was the cherry blossom at the holiday, which this magazine was undoubtedly then), "The Young Naturalist" and other beautiful windows into the infinite world.
Most of them are libraries. There were anthologies of fiction, collections of works by Dumas, Hugo, Verne, various books - Asimov, Herbert, Iron, and so on to infinity. Most of these books have been translated by artists.

The stories remained in memory. The names are forgotten.

A 30-year-old man with a dungeon!! What’s behind this terrible number 30? A feeling? What to expect 😉
yyy: I can say nothing about this "terrible" figure and specifically about the feelings. Yesterday, the pressure jumped all night, the knees started to hurt and the back was slightly hurt. I went to the park to feed the pigeons. In the evening I listened to Kadysheva... "the wide river" appears to be a song! I am considering joining the CPF. It seems that there are no particular changes, nothing terrible there, as it turned out, no.)

Harmful customer charged all the operators of the online store, comment for delivery: couriers with signs of ARVI, colds, angina do not send to the customer, send only with signs of tropical diseases, plague, black rash

Nicole
Shtas Valerko came for lunch, evil like a dragon. They have a computer on which the terminal server stands, the aunt works. The terminal is very noisy (load is large, heats heavily, coolers swing on a full coil). So this employee wrapped the servant with a blanket so that it didn’t make such a noise. Serwak first reached full power, and then burned.

I would like to ask Schnur to correct the text of the hymn of the Russian Federation taking into account the current situation.

Simply put, there was no money, there was no money at all... And I opened the package at that moment, and there was a rollon on top.

Please explain, I really don’t understand. So how can you afford a roulette in the shortage of funds? Two packs (for 1 adult) - approximately 20p. A pack of pasta or spaghetti about 30p - it is enough for 4 times an adult. (Even if you eat like a kitten and you have one pack of rollon for dinner, spaghetti will be enough for at least six meals, respectively.) This is serious. I understand the students who are dull lazy to cook, but we are talking about a family where there is a hostess and a small child. Explain it, right?

Do not break up. I give the cockroaches a glance.
and UGU. You are an intelligence.

Dennis, hello to you! Can you help? Give us water please. It’s dry in the office :)

2 and hello. It is usually written by Jeanne. Have we changed something?

My participation is temporary, one-time. Jeanne is absent, and the people with eyes full of prayer come to our department and with dry lips ask: "Drink."

3: I will remember your "and with dry lips asks: "Drink" almost tea has not flooded)

I adore my wife.
What is there on your neck?
I look in the mirror, two bright red spots.
I: Well you’re like a little boy, you see, a vampire bite!
J: - Cool, now you will become a vampire and shine in the sun?
I: No, I’m going to be a normal vampire, not a girl movie. I will smell and break up.
In principle, nothing will change.
I am = =

Radio Echo of Moscow is working in the background.  They talk about a new type of camera go about for cats. Tra-to-ta camera.... tra-to-ta lightweight convenient... transmits data to the smartphone.. tra-to-ta.. works even when diving to a depth of up to 40 meters O_o

I work as a specialist in crane instruments (all construction cranes have a computer and a black box). I'm checking the new car crane - failure of the crane sensor. (The sensor is embedded in the controller’s fee – "maternity"). I call the equipment factory - what to do? Type of guarantee and all that, the controller needs to be replaced. Great answer – No, turn it off! How? He is without spoil! Turn it off in settings. - Disconnection of the sensor by the program is not provided... - And this is p... children... After half an hour on the electronics comes a file with a new firmware. Give up profits! There is no sensor at all. Russia and Hule.

I work in logistics. A colleague today asks: - Listen, and when there is no road, what is it called? The ground road?

But in personal life it became deaf - once every two or three weeks, in one single posture, with such an expression of the face as Jean D. Arc on the fire. Now he also filed for divorce - he wants to expel me from the house, but that I leave with one suitcase of socks, left all the equipment, and then also paid alimony for two children.

I seem to understand her perfectly, if the whole personal life in marriage is reduced to how many times and in what posture you have sex fuck, and the need for a loan (to put in the right) no longer holds, divorce itself. Well, there was no time to stop and think: "Why am I living next to him? Not old age yet, but life is so low. I want you to be loved, cared for you, tenderness, attention, and not "come-poel-looked-telek\clashed computer-pulled-sunset-shut-out-turned and fell asleep". Do you not want to, or is it easier to live out of habit?

To take away all jointly earned, she still has no right, just as you give up alimony to your children, since you live easily, wasting all free time from work at your discretion.

Terry Pratchett has died today. One more true writer has become less.

my grandmother, her kingdom of heaven, about girls wearing mini shirts said: "go out with a mouse."

The program issued the error "your empty is full". Your emptiness is full, so subtle in hopelessness I have never been hinted.