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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140458
 13.04.2017
GT, comments to the article "Created substance with properties of negative mass"

xxx: It turns out, if you create an object (for example, 1 kg) of such a substance, glue it with a normal substance in 1 kg and push it, then the object will stand in place regardless of the effort applied? After all, 1 kg will accelerate by vector, and "-1 kg" against the vector of effort?
PS We are waiting for lanterns and cranes made of such a substance, which do not need to be attached - just put on the ceiling :)

yyy: You will have to cool the room to almost 0 Kelvin.

Zzzz: When did this stop us?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140457
 13.04.2017
They say that the Khrushchevs want to destroy all over the country.
Hopefully a new house will be built before the old one is demolished.
This issue has not yet been discussed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140456
 13.04.2017
Welcome to a new world of impeccable logic, where being a 150-kilograms girdle is genetic, and being gay is a conscious lifestyle choice.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140455
 13.04.2017
We sit, we work: the software development department and the software product support department.
Grandpa comes in. He passes between tables, examining people and computers and stating, “Yes, I look, you have a little work with computers now. Not the same thing as before, when technicians were sitting here - programmers! The smoke stood! And you have it... Silence, peace. So, we will not clean your air conditioner!"
And left pleased, ignoring the requests to clean the air conditioners, because we will turn them on in the summer. Fuck you humanitarian. Dirty assurances that we were programmers he also ignored. So I see how he then tells the real technicians, whose smoke is always a pillar, how his cunning humanitaries wanted to deceive, say also programmers, and even the mouths of the sage themselves are not blurred.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140454
 13.04.2017
by LuckyBastard:
I checked the application and found the following text:
Win Server 2012 was so foolish and incompatible with a number of systems intended to be integrated into it that it was released to upgrade it to Win Server 2008.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140453
 13.04.2017
Two – two cards

Is it bad to meet with two? These are also backup parallel processes, which consume more resources, but enhance security.

Cranes are raised. Semafores do not support at all, they are not blocked at all, it is a matter of time when they will simultaneously turn to one area in cowards and everything will collapse from access conflict, including a guy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140452
 13.04.2017
As usual is:
Gagarin has flown!
He really flew!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140451
 13.04.2017
The employee has been kidding for an hour. I turned to her and said in a serious voice:
There is no salary and there will be no salary.
How? how? And the advance?
Well how? Has Ikea passed?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140450
 13.04.2017
xx: I bought a fashion magazine at the institute, there were pictures of thin girls in beautiful dresses. They encouraged me to do sports.
TN: I also bought magazines at the institute. There are pictures of thin girls without beautiful dresses. They also encouraged me to do sports.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140449
 13.04.2017
xxx: IMHO: If you work freelance or remote, you begin to grow to the couch at some point. You need to change the picture in front of your eyes, or the roof moves slowly.

yyy: Changed the wallpaper on the phone and the norms.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140448
 13.04.2017
Now a lot of series for any taste and color, there are fantasy, about zombies and youth, detective genre, psychology, history and it's good that there is a rich choice, and yet, you want to see the series about "1C". 1C is a service office in which several programmers work and one of them is the great God, one is the timetable, and the others are in an adequate, girl-manager, management and clients. As in any good and not very series should be a service novel, without it even "Doctor House" did not do, and life itself proves their consistency. Abortions, shameful dismissals, corporate parties with tears. The problem with 1C is fundamental. And you can see the picture, as the chief specialist solves them with the famous saying "and it wasn't in the bobin." The most dramatic moment in the series looks like this:
The database cannot be restored, do you have a copy?
– No...
And all, here the client loses consciousness, sits in front of his eyes, falls faint.

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