Which kind of. Is he sleeping there? and :-)
Stir to insensitivity.

These are the wet dreams of the same virgin (until now). It was so obvious that nobody even answered :)
And the first of such monotony will find a girl ;)

XXX: YYY, and where is the report?
YYY: There was no word in it (
XXX: I did not ask where he was not) I asked where he was.

Xxx: there was a free time before going to the Emergency Service, scheduled for 19.00, arrived earlier. Nearby were houses high, went to the open balconies beautiful views to see, got up, the elevator is not working. I look up, I go down, I meet inhabitants on the road, they ask me - "Do I live here? What did he do?" I said that I saw the panorama from the last floor. I go down further, I hear them say "Here, people have no money to go anywhere, they walk, they look - although they compensate" lol

Such idiots are:

This is called dispersing.
She still loved you and did not torment you with mathematics, physics and other complex subjects.
The concepts of self-discipline and willpower - you probably do not understand
And you’ve probably grown up either as a mercenary, or as a humanitarian, or as an artist.

Go now naked. My parents explained to me the importance of action. But no one ever doubted that I had my own tastes. This means: I need a higher education, but according to my preferences, I need to be treated, but with tea or milk (which immediately by the willful action of the stomach was sent to the toilet) as I want, my mom can buy only one cocktail, but which I choose. If I stood up, the punishment was a lack of work, health, or decent clothes, but it was a LECTION for me. In the end, I had to correct my mistakes myself. This is called respect for other people’s tastes and preferences. And I was fucking old, not as you wrote.

You have a mortgage because you took it at the European bank at European rates and so it comes from the Greek hupotithenai – which meant a pledge table on the ground (support from the bottom if literally). And I took it in the Russian bank under Russian interest rates and with Russian hamsters and in Russia it is Ipateka, from the word Ipat in all its meanings.

The School. The counsel.
So, in a week we have "The Last Call".
- You that Vera Illinichna, this is a bad sign, you need to say "Extreme", or we will not let the next bulldozers out of school!

here here :
That is, the car is designed for 15 accidents, but has not passed the test. I should have endured at least 16.
Hi the car! You have the best seats in the world!

There is, as they say, a second problem, besides roads. The seats survived 15 tests. How can you imagine 15 tests in a row? Obviously, there were 15 independent tests that simulated strikes in traffic accidents from different directions. And here, with some one test (for example, a hit from the back left passenger), the seats do not behave as planned. and your cap.

"12 April proposed to make a weekend"

A great offer!
On this day, everyone sits at home, relax, rest, no one flies into space.

The customer writes: We very much liked your design, but we will not use it, and we will draw our own based on it. Please return the advance payment.

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And, you know, they are borrowed.

A story from a time when pagers were rare. I was given a night shift. In the middle of the night, an old lady calls the operator and begins to dictate a message. Finished he says:

And now another thing... (thinking). Although not, do not have to. You and so, poor people, with this note at two o’clock in the night to run to Uralmash...

A colleague told me today. She went for a walk with her sons in the yard, while distracted by the younger, the older (5 years) went to get to know the children. After a while, he hears a voice behind his back: "Boys, how old are you?In response, "I am seven" and the sad voice of the father of this seven-year-old, adds: "I am 38".

Today I realized that I am probably a pessimist, once my husband leaves and I stay home alone - I close the door with a key, not a drive, so that if I suddenly die at home, relatives would not have to knock out the door, they will just open it with the key.

XHHH: what you crave, in Moscow there are prayers about import substitution
and blaat. This is an old joke about students. The Lord God: What are the Russians doing?
They pray.
Here we help them!

This is called dispersing.
She still loved you and did not torment you with mathematics, physics and other complex subjects.
The concepts of self-discipline and willpower - you probably do not understand
And you’ve probably grown up either as a mercenary, or as a humanitarian, or as an artist.
– is
All these idiots are just angry, believing that artists do not need willpower and self-discipline. And how angry people who do not understand the meaning of the word "humanitarian" do not communicate at all. However, what to take from the author of such "literal" statements.

>> Also thought so before the appearance of her virgin dystrophy from 25 cm. He is tired to move himself, can't, but 25 cm somehow stimulate the feats of a couple of hours in a rider's posture.

Which kind of. Is he sleeping there? and :-)
Stir to insensitivity.

I was lucky, my mom loved me. In general, I can’t remember any case she tortured me with food, treatment, education, everything was always adequate, without violence, screams, insults and hysterics. What is the secret: in the first sentence.

Black Angel: Masha, do you know we are old?
Yes, but how much?
Black Angel: I ask the girl-assistant - is there an aska? She is looking at me, what is it?! to
See also: Oh
Black Angel: That’s all, Masha

1st :
Hi to you!
Congratulate me
2nd :
Hi to you!
Congratulations man!
1st :
and all. thanks
2nd :
Go to address.

WUZ The Comodore. a woman under a contract from 1995, receipts...wants to sign a contract.
Y is. What about the return? I did not use the educational service and I was not notified about the end of its provision.
We are in space - receipt for 2 600 000 rubles. Yellow real..contractor 1995 invoice without a single transfer..it is good that interest has not been requested for the use of funds for 21 years.