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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81401
 13.05.2013
A dispute with the tracker about the heating of columns and headphones and the "warm lamp sound".

xxx - and I heat my equipment on a central heating battery. Every night I put headphones on the battery for the player, in the morning when you go to the subway - the sound is so warm... heats up even in the fierce frost, the house is immediately remembered. And when I want to listen to the lamp amplifier for the headphones, I warm it on the battery for five days before listening. I specially placed my rubber columns close to the batteries so that they were always warm with me. I like the warm sound. When it is very cold in the house and the battery does not help, I direct the wind heater to the equipment while listening.
I completely forgot - all the CDs I have dissolved on the battery cracks. I have the warmest sound. here
YYY is 5 days. My oven is done in half an hour!!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №81400
 13.05.2013
Those who woke up were half the audience. And she talked about reading Dante’s Divine Comedy, not what everyone thought. And I was just enthralled by the interest of studying... I woke up in vain...

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Sleep on, then in the resume such sheep will write: "Optical PC user, Office Excel"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81399
 13.05.2013
Now the soldiers in the army are doing repairs, rowing cotton under the foundations, etc., and then there will be war, it will be necessary to force the river - they will send a squadron of caponers to do it, etc., and in the morning they will come, and there the entire shore of the villages is built.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81398
 13.05.2013
Types of female cowards:
Best of all without cowards 😉
yyy: not true, if immediately without cowards then interest disappears... the secret must remain)
Zzzz: Yes, there’s a shit there.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №81397
 13.05.2013
From the comments to the video about gravitational anomaly:

XHH: I had a similar graviocentrate in my childhood. It was hard to get to school. I pushed back. And backwards nothing. I think there is a mine under it.

[ + 17 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81396
 13.05.2013
How did you deal with your wives and decrees?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81395
 13.05.2013
Crash in Kiev: Soviet tank T-34 crashed the Opel Vectra.


[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81394
 13.05.2013
"Since real hardware consists only of the components described in chapter 3, theoretically, after reading this chapter, the reader will be able to go to the store, buy a bunch of transistors and construct a Java virtual machine for whole numbers. Those who successfully complete this task will be granted an additional credit (as well as a complete psychiatric examination).

E. Tanenbaum, The Architecture of the Computer

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