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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97811
 13.05.2014
I also used to think that 1 size is mimimi, convenient, fit in the palm. And then they grew up to the third and I finally have a breast!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №97810
 13.05.2014
My mother-in-law is a mathematician, recently retired and engaged in daywork. The stickers on the banks are delightful. "Malin 35% + shrimp 65%", or "Landmark 60% + raspberry 40%". Banks with salad I have not read yet, but I seem to have seen the sign of the natural logarithm O_o there.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97809
 13.05.2014
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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97808
 13.05.2014
Today, the biggest titles are in stupidity.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №97807
 13.05.2014
One of my friends has a five-year-old son who, despite his young age, already knows how to read.
One day he became interested in the home library, found a children's book "Where do children come from" and read it in my mother's absence.
After a while, he comes to his mother’s kitchen and asks:
Are you not going to give birth to your baby anymore?
No, and what then?
It is a pity that the egg is gone.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №97806
 13.05.2014
In order to look good on the beach in the summer, Lucia started feeding her best friend Oxana since the winter.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97805
 13.05.2014
And in May 2003 at the Eurovision contest there was also a scandal, foreign broadcasting TV channels refused to show a large-scale duo of Tata, because they could kiss during the performance, which would traumatize the psyche of teenagers and impose disgraceful behavior.
Eurovision 2014 showed that wild Russia never limits the cultural European values.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №97804
 13.05.2014
Watching a frick show and being outraged by Frick’s victory is like volunteering to watch House 2 and complaining about the debility of what is happening.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97803
 13.05.2014
Well yes, I’m also thinking about what to do with almost a month of lovingly growing beard.
YYY: I don’t understand why the men are so upset?
XXX: How do you not understand?? to
XXX: The Boat
This is the only thing in this fucking world that was OUR.
XXX: And he was struck :)
YYY: I honestly don’t understand :)
We accepted that women can vote. Even working in male positions. Even though they are people too. Okay, let our smaller friends be delighted, maybe more delicious borst will cook. Then we reconciled with the borsche from supermarkets and semi-fabricates. Later, we accepted that they could wear jeans, sweat coats, and even fuck themselves and each other. Some of us, men, even like it. Maybe they’re lazy and can’t fuck anyone. Then we agreed that they took everything from us. Absolutely everything. Even the right to drive a car and work in a TAXI. Fuck him. We had the most sacred thing a man had, his scarf, which could have turned into a beard. This distinguished the most vanityful man from the most successful and strong woman. We stole our last jewelry. The last bastion has fallen, the world of men is rolling into tartaras. And most importantly, one of us betrayed us, even if unconventional.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №97802
 13.05.2014
I go on the street. The man who goes in front of him pulls a system block in his hands. But on the face, it can be seen that the processor is dragging.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97801
 13.05.2014
XX: Please advise modern books.
and Seneca. "Letters to Lucifer"
YYY: very modern.
YYY: It is serious.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97800
 13.05.2014
// From comments on the hubra:
X: Pedophilia is not information. This is a crime/perversion
Y: You understand, I understand, He understands. And for Valentina Mikhailovna of Samara, any breastfeeding on the screen of the monitor is a reason to close "your whole pub."
Z: And where to vote for the closure of Valentina Mikhailovna from Samara?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97799
 13.05.2014
In Russia it should be so. A man lives and lives, and suddenly 18 years is a thousand! and gay!! They exist!! O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97798
 13.05.2014
From discussions about the first access to the network.
xxx: I am somewhere in 97, by the coincidence of the circumstances, my father at work got a messy dial-up access, like a number of his colleagues, though the poor didn't get anything, for all these years, because of the poor. I hardly got out of there, because if I get out, another smart man will take the account for a long time. But they had a chance when I got puddles from my mom. The phone was busy. I could never call from school. Fuck, it was a bad time. I remember as a Seas, the jump of the song, which weighed 4 MB, took 50 minutes.
4 MB in 50 minutes. It is optical! I had such a shit internet that it was faster to find Katya Lel and make Mushi-Pussy sing on a dictionary than to download a song.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97797
 13.05.2014
Deputy Milonov wants to ban Conchite Wurst from entering Russia

Which of the two is worse is another question.

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