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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №5168
 13.05.2008
Deflector is fucking fucking!! Elijah went to work. As usual, we boarded the bus. This is an ordinary carousel. As usual, all places are occupied. I went to DNS. Somewhere on the road was a brake. All such: "What happened?" Drivers: "They broke a little. Now 5 minutes and we will go." Takes the mounting and the key of the hook and goes out of the bus. He enters the front, bends and that it does there begins. Well, we sit, I hear the driver knocking that it’s there. Everything is fine, the people are calm. But suddenly, fucking... The bus on the hill stood, and the driver did not put on the handle, nor on the transmission. Carroce, the bus left a little back. And what do we see? She sits, fucking drives on the back to the bus, knocks on the montage on the crane key and sits... Suka, in Karos, almost the glass did not fly from the explosion of laughter. Fuck you know how we will go home, who will be lucky. 50 km is...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5167
 13.05.2008
This is about my former love!! I want you to read and remember about me! at least I would understand how bad I really am without you!There is silence in my apartment, only the rain is knocking at the window so hard. The sorrow of hope plagues me. spring is in the yard and I am still alone. Maybe I’m waiting for you, but you don’t come and you’re silent. What else do I need to do so that you recall me sooner, I know it’s a problem. You are happy with another and indifferent to me! how can I now heal my soul? But the feeling for you is still very alive!I hate you and I love you right away!I can't tell you about it anymore! It is my fault and I ask forgiveness. I don’t want to let you go for it! forgive me if you can and don’t keep the evil! at any time you will know all the horrors of love! Please bring to the top of the abyss, this is my last chance! Thank you in advance! ???

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5166
 13.05.2008
Sidd
Are you pulling from torrents?? to

† Black Jack †
56 kilobit fucking modem - torrent killer...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5165
 13.05.2008
Izumi_Fay
The paper trees will grow.
Melchior
With aluminum fruits that mature will fall on the blue carpet of rubber grass.
Izumi_Fay
Yippidy yi yippidy yi yippity yay
Melchior
They are filled with plastic animals.
Melchior
They are the victims of wood predators.
Izumi_Fay
and the grain of the plush birds will be clotted.
Melchior
The pork grain, yes
Melchior
Silicone snakes and titanium worms.
Melchior
They will hide in the nurses, crawling through the pins.
Melchior
Chernobyl’s health ministry warns last time...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5164
 13.05.2008
Kirill ‎(14:23):
Give up!
We live in an anecdote:
He handed over the documents to the signature of one of the directors of the stores, knowing that the man is not beautiful (blonde) of the place where her signature should stand, marked with a sticky Post-it signature (a piece of color, the sticky part is transparent), and wrote her name with a pencil on it.
I get the documents back, so you think, my pencil is thoroughly wiped out and there is a signature on the top of that label, that is. You can stick it off and paste the signature elsewhere!!!!))))))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5163
 13.05.2008
She works in a textile factory. And when her little daughter in kindergarten was asked, "Who is your mother working for?" She replied, “The noise...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5162
 13.05.2008
1: yes, it was the case I entered one of the best universes of the country...but I did not! Failed in the delivery of documents! and :)
2: How is it? O_O
1: How did he not give up! and ?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5161
 13.05.2008
GT: Here is the referee
GT: and he was stuck on 30 sheets.
Stewart: I understand
GT: Something to be removed from US history
Baseball and flight to the moon

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5160
 13.05.2008
A phone call...
She: Do you pump my classmates from the computer to the phone?
I: emmm... you understand this site is like that, bla bla bla... What phone do you have?
She is: 8918823...
I wanted to die! and ((

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №5159
 13.05.2008
I met her fun. When they were at sea with the Kents. The Virgin is not quiet, but decent. On the second date we sit in the evening on the beach. The shootout in the sky blinked like a meteorite or hz. She grits, asks for a wish. I looked at her in her swimsuit and thought... The week!! She replied to me quite real and with a smile so sweet: guess another.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5158
 13.05.2008
Chapter 4: The Love? O_O
sHkipeR: ah, sexas... with a cover
4ipolina: give her a baby, take her ;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5157
 13.05.2008
[20:41:23] * Comes to: lhotski
[20:41:57] <lhotski> Hi everyone
[20:43:08] <all> hi

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5156
 13.05.2008
Recently there was a meeting of classmates. One of us, while we were all in the kitchen, scattered the bags and spares a guy a few thousand rubles from the wallet and a girl a thousand rubles. Let us explain everything to him that it is not good to do so - his name is Dima Kostrov, phone - +79217596840, home - (812) 7427854
Please bring it to the top!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5155
 13.05.2008
Fuck, why am I always not lucky with the options of laboratory work. Everyone needs a LED to burn, and I need to create artificial intelligence.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5154
 13.05.2008
<xxx> <wow> what size do you have? Qwerty with tab on the key?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5153
 13.05.2008
Defkain: In the announcement of fallout3 read: "...now on the forums there is an active discussion, whether it will be possible to eat the bodies of children..."
Is this a generation raised on "Well, wait"?? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5152
 13.05.2008
Remembrance of childhood*
Strange fact - "push" begins to want much sooner than you know where to go.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5151
 13.05.2008
Parky
Have you thought about our conversation yesterday?
Kimber
Yes Yes
Parky
What is it? ?
Kimber
I am a goddess and nobody who thinks.
Parky
CHO?
Kimber
How you understand it)
Parky (23:04:35 6/05/2008)
Schizophrenia and great mania.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5150
 13.05.2008
Mary-Anne
Hey, I want you!
Nevile
Well given the fact that I was a bear until today, you probably mistaken the window!!! to
Mary-Anne
Ups, forgive me

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5149
 13.05.2008
(13:24:03)xxx: Fuck, the mood is not to the hell, so it is sabotage to arrange. As I wash ntldr from half the compops in the office, this is the turn to technical support will be built.
(13:24:49)yyy:Hm... While you go smoking I’ll find out what ntldr is
(13:32:16)yyy:Explained))) the scale of the consequences assessed... technical support will hang)))

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