On the subject of pedestrian-driving imho can be expressed in a shorter way: the pedestrian is always right, but not always alive!

Talk with colleagues in the elevator

Q: What color is your car?
A: Dark dark brown, under color character

Many write that pedestrians cross the road incorrectly, but do not give arguments about the appearance of people standing at the bus stop and a car like crashing into them. Seven bodies." or "People walked on the sidewalk, and a car like jumped on them. One man, one disabled man. The car in the hole, the driver of the "serious" punishment with a delay of execution for 14 years." or more "He drove quietly on a mercedes on the Leningrad Avenue and here meet not important people with his sit-out."

Series "The Empty Crown"

XXX: A great Shakespeare performance. Great play of famous actors, costumes correspond to the era... With great pleasure watched.
But the Black Bishop Carlyle????? to
Yes, black people in Britain lived, and were not slaves, they worked. The Negro Bishop?? to
European, dumb, political correctness... Sometimes this black face of him combined with the sultan has already been cut off.

YYY: Yes, this is a great "pound of dough".

zzz: thin

The kids are all at home (weekend). A lot of guests must come. My husband is talking "when is sex?"
I say, now Olya (my friend) will come and all will be.
“Where are the children?” So you’re not serious?
And such a face disappointed, I even felt uncomfortable.)))

When I bought a press bench in my office, everyone told me, no one needs it, no one will appreciate it. A couple of months have not passed, as without it it is difficult to imagine office life - there is no device that reliably fixes the balcony door in any desired position.

"...E-mail still scares rural areas..."
My for many years come with scanned spreadsheets, with the signature of the boss and the words:"Electronically send!" First rusted, scaned (or just a photo, if scaned in a break) and sent. Then I tried to tell them that they were asking for a text that could be formatted. What I heard:"And how is the signature?0_0"On a reasonable note, you still duplicate and transmit on paper, no reaction. Admins of the higher organization are avenging:Shut scanned documents with handwritten notes))) Progress has recently occurred:"Marina, send (sweat all the same papers) or I have an open computer there, can you? andquot;
Higher education, "confident users",internet on all machines... while studying and riding on the session, had to help remotely, so far as the shaman in the tribe look)))

The wicked:

to the air conditioner. But the external blocks of air conditioners heat the surrounding air and because of you, the bourgeois, we, the normal people, are hot!

Who would say. From your exhalations, so much carbon dioxide and water vapor has accumulated in the atmosphere. Do you know how much oxygen you’ve taken out of it? In a state of rest, a person consumes 360 liters of oxygen per day, and you, the wicked, heaven, also run sometimes. Air conditioners in our climate work from time to time, and you breathe continuously from birth and you will still breathe badly until death. How you are not ashamed.

AK90: When I, a ten-year-old, got a computer in 2000, my father solved the game problem very simply. Do you love and know how to play games? Here is your game. But you won’t have a new game until you’ve gone through this one.
AK90: and put Flanker 2 (the most realistic air simulator at the time). And even brought me a manual printed at work to the game in 200 (two hundred, Karl!!!) the pages.
AK90: I cried for six months, but I played! Since then I hate planes.

xxx: I suddenly thought that the mathematicians probably don’t order toócomplete lunches, but compiléxny
Yyy: Aha, lunch from real strawberries and a fictitious cottage

Russia has only two allies: Polonium and Meldonium.

Straus: here, by the way, about the "kiss of the wire". Do you remember your knee?
Abuse of: AGA The hottest puppy in the area.
Straus: Yeah, he’s stuck a girl like that. She goes around the neighborhood, dressed in such a way that it is not clear whether to the beach or to dance. Well, Knee to her and shouted: girl, what is your name, can you meet? And that middle finger is like this: a whole wire, a fool. Knee answered: If I kiss you, can I kiss you? The girl shrugged, then sees that he is serious, and Kolyan is already in the squad, says, out, in the entrance of the distribution shield, any one to choose!
Straus: Generally speaking, he stumbled into the entrance, opened the shield: he says, thick with his finger. But in refusal, in hysteria: no, no, you’re going to die, should I sit down? Knee: Well then, I choose myself.
straus: pulls such a wire out of the shield and kisses him in the eyes of everyone. Everyone has round eyes. The knee throws the wire, closes the shield and says, “It’s all because I’ve got the shit!” They’re out, you see what a thick shoulder! The main thing is not to take the other wire and only touch it with the mouth!
Straus: In general, he beat everyone with his intelligence and went to accompany the girl.
straus: I then looked, he managed to pull out all the fiber optic provider wires :-)

Recently, my daughter (5 months) has become strange. My husband and I try to fight as hard as we can. But recently my husband had to take her with him to the barber. The girl refused to sit in a wheelchair and spent time on her father's knees, covered with toys.
Hairdresser scared: Look, she’s eating your belt!
Tired Father: And that’s because she lacks a belt in her body.

Spirtly and wildly edited in FB

Down the fat!
You give Rubens' paintings as a benchmark!

Why, when I stop my companions from climbing the road 100 meters from the crossing, I ask to wait another 15 seconds until the end of the red pedestrian, I do not stand at the very edge of the roadway, I look on the sides even on the green and on, and on, and on, and on, the irl people start to rust over me. “You are paranoid, it’s hysterical, nothing will happen,” they say with a human voice.
Here is the Internet. I suddenly find myself a good guy.
The question.
Where are all the people on the internet?

I have 5 lifts at work in the building, so the lifts guard their own, so as not to cause an emergency and serve all this matter.



I get into the elevator and a man follows me. We push the floors, we touch. After a second, the elevator brakes, the man tries to press different buttons, with no result. And I get the phone, I start calling the elevator number, the administration carefully left a note on the cabin for such cases. The man is like this:

Don’t call me, I am here.

I do not ride with him anymore.

The idea arose: in old age to change the name to Marquis, and the surname to Karabas. There will be a plate on the local cemetery with the inscription "Marquis Karabas. We remember, we love. “Sorry” and my photo.

P.S No, I did not smoke.)

xxx: I had not a lot of money in the witch, well, I started playing the game in artmani a little twisted, so afraid, when I was now in the game came the tax and said that I had undeclared income appeared and I have to pay a fine,fuck,10 of 10 witches

xxx: How can I explain to my mom that I will not sit in the same field with any sharply mature after my weight loss of 20 kg?
How to become a single mother: lose 20 pounds, get married, fly.

No matter how many times you cut your food consumption by 25%, you will always have a little food left. In other words, Achilles will never catch a turtle.

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