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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82810
 13.06.2013
Q: Why are you so upset today? Up to tears
A: Yeah fuck, he’s a great man.
A: We saw him on the street yesterday, I see — he’s going sad. He and his girlfriend recently separated. I tell you, don’t worry, you’ll find it. He’s like that, you know, I’m not upset that we split up. But the day before the breakup, I gave her all the stockpile of poppy film!
A: I couldn’t not understand him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82809
 13.06.2013
YYY: Last autumn, while in the woods, I met a man with very long hair and a backpack creature rushed toward me from the wall of trees and solemnly handed over a railroad. and silence. It also quickly disappeared. So think now...

What to think here? It’s a compliment: he liked you so much that he wanted to express it. But to meet, and just to break his loneliness, he did not want to. Not every compliment has to grow into acquaintance. I myself sometimes do the same.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82808
 13.06.2013
I: Is there anything for dinner?
Today you will have spiritual food.

I took the chicken out of the oven 😉

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82807
 13.06.2013
I recently got a new job, a factory, a technician. Fragment from local chat:
Boltya with a girlfriend in aske: "I: And there is also a friend named Dima. Imagine a wide-armed square with a height of 1.9m, such an aristocratic appearance. Brunette, with gray blue eyes. Dressed well, shirts stylish, trousers... At the same time smokes exclusively whiteworm, in the shop regularly scratches mat on workers (in the case, usually), listening to “Leningrad,” “tattoo,” “slipknot,” and other incompatible groups. And, he is the only one who in a full voice and again matts with the head of the sector on labour matters. You still considered yourself a complex, contradictory personality. Do you know me?"
yyy: Ahaha, haaa, Diman is such)
ZZZ is LOL. He will come and start screaming.
DDD: Let’s go now.
DDD: Lena, go through the forest with your girlfriend. I’m not married for five minutes, so give it to her.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82806
 13.06.2013
“But my mom just shocked me,” she said, “Rome, can you go out with Tom to Dima Bilan?” I will give you 500r"
yyy: I hope she meant going to war with him, and 500r. by Equipment

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №82805
 13.06.2013
Bus express, driver (B) and gas-byter (G)
Lenin Street is very long.

Stop on Lenin Street
A: What do you need there?
G (with a wide smile): I need to go out there

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