Did you know that the word racecar is a palindrome (it is read equally in both directions)? But this is all nonsense compared to the Finnish word Saippuakuppinippukauppias.

The flies are flying again!! to
Nox: I am against abortion in general, but in this case...

My mom came and brought the catch.
I have snow, I have snow, I have rain, when my friends lie in my basement, my hands, my legs, my heads, my internal organs, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body.
YYY: Are the last two messages connected?

Q: Do you like chinches?
In the gastronomic sense of the word?
Q: Did you eat them?? to
M: No, but if somebody had offered it, Jab probably would not refuse =)
...
F: Yes, you didn’t answer about Shinjuku.
M: How did you not answer? I would have eaten
F: In another sense?
M: Yes, I would fuck you.
F:*ROFL* fucking I’m going to buy. It is dangerous to call you twice.

Dialogue with his wife:
Do you have socks?
I: They will dry out of love and longing!
What do they smell?
I: revenge for betrayal with other socks))))

XXX is Hi. by Zaia! How are you?
Healthy life, save Christ. Indeed, from the swamp, I was caught by diarrhea!
Oh my dear, don’t get sick.
Do not drink beer.
Go to Cappuccino -
You will be thick!

by Megatron:
The song of the transformers "how great that we all gathered here today")))))))

We sit with a girl with her parents, play domino, talk and chew nuts. (For the brightness of the picture, I will say that in me 2 meters and 115 kilograms of living weight, and the mother-in-law woman is fragile - a little less than one and a half meters and 40 kilograms. The father-in-law can not break the nuts, everything torments him and so and so, and I say:
Let me tell you that you are suffering!
Three seconds pass and the whole family’s friendly choking is spread. The Curtain

A friend said:

I sit with my parents and watch the news. There is a picture of a girl.
Oh, I’ve seen her somewhere.
The leading news: A certain porn actress...

I’ve never been so embarrassed by my parents.

Rita (00:24:24 13/06/2011)
Fuck, this epilator is a hell machine. I leave my leg for tomorrow.

I went to my porch yesterday.
Better sit at home. She found me [...]
SAN: What is wrong? Running doesn’t get fat.
Dasha: in the hips went 3 cm, in the waist plus 1, chest -1
SAN: Somehow it’s... I don’t think it’s a cheat. Have you considered a strictly cylindrical shape?
Dasha: Apparently it is 😉
SAN: then it will remain to get on the rolls, change the nick to R2D2 and learn to whistle like a modem.

In America, if a girl has PMS and she has caused severe bodily injury to a man, then she will have nothing for it.
law

yyy :hohohoho
Leave them there!)

Psyho (22:44:59 12/06/2011)
Why do I have no beard?and (

Psyho (22:45:10 12/06/2011)
I look at myself as sexy.

Psyho (22:45:14 12/06/2011)
Everyone says fuck.

Psyho (22:45:24 12/06/2011)
) is

[Grib][Core] (22:45:29 12/06/2011)
Maybe it’s not in the beard?

When I Became Sexual
The women immediately divided.
Those who are unworthy
Those I don’t want.

The head of Estonian descent enters the office to the subordinates and speaks with a terrible voice (with a characteristic accent):
Who is Piz Della?
Without work after that, we sat for an hour and a half until the hysteria ceased.

Katunchik: Three cents that make you live - "I need you". Three words that make your heart beat more often – “I love you.” Three words that make you cry out loud – "Let’s be friends".
Vovka: Three words that make you cry loud - "Give your mobile phone a call"

XHH: And I realized that the session was going well when the spam bot was hacked...

Youngly
The mother, in the profession of nurse, often takes her son (4-5 years)
to work, and to observe the internal regulations of the hospital,
I put him a white coat and a hat. A child who followed the rules.
In order to do so, I put some shorts and gloves. Wearing them, bound them
I took a marble bandage and went straight to the operating room. The strict question:
What else is this?
He answered with a sense of great pride and continual dignity:
I am a microchirurgist.

Fiorg: The relatives around me understood that I was a real fool just when I, being still very small, during a toast wished a name of beauty.

My one is a goat! He always says I’m a fat man.
He is always honest with you.