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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130597
 13.07.2016
From one wiki:

Pushing the brains of the heroines could solve 90% of their problems because of which they suffer so much, leaving only real, dignified problems, which would be easier to deal with. The case when the heroines themselves face the plot in a black woman, like the hero-alcoholic of Leviathan. They don’t need the villain: a third of the story they bite each other for nonsense.

and enlightened. I seem to be in love with that word.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130596
 13.07.2016
I sincerely hope that this quote has been made up to laugh at the stupidity of the homophobic mommy. Otherwise, how stupid you are, man, it’s just incomprehensible to the mind. How, in your opinion, has homosexuality reached our days, if the inability of homosexuals to reproduce should lead to their extinction?

I answer. A long time ago, in the 90s, when the gay movement in Russia was just beginning to be legalized, I saw one broadcast.
There the host invited a guy, looking absolutely normal, not manned, who admitted that he was blue.
And he talked so beautifully about the blue life, and about the fact that true love and friendship only exists between two men, that the host said:
– You’re so interesting, maybe I’ll be blue too?
What this guy replied:
If everyone is blue, who will give birth to the new ones?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130595
 13.07.2016
In the village, a fox was able to drag a chicken. It is good to be in the garden. So he made them a type of chicken with an open head and placed there an old magnetol. He plays Chanson radio for 24 hours.
The runs stopped.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130594
 13.07.2016
I want to meet
The surgeon who will
Operate with words: "And why
Cut and sew carefully. We are
It is not on the courses of cutting and sewing".

You just described an ambulance surgeon.

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