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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143013
 13.07.2017
Girls, you’ve gotten each other scared! Guys are basically adequate or just don’t want problems with the law. They will walk around, argue, but not rape.
Stop setting girls up in advance for what you need to give out of fear" and then "will be worse"!
Violence is the same extreme measure for a person as murder or robbery. It must be answered equally harshly, understanding that the rapist is frostbite, the moral rejection of society and not one of them!
There are hopeless situations. In such cases, the victim of rape is as helpless as the victim of murder and robbery.
But usually the willingness to hit is enough for the too persistent type to retreat. The leg in the abdomen also suffices most of the cockroaches. Experience is.
If there is violence in your surroundings, you need to hang out. From the surroundings, the city, the country! Because, no one has the right to commit violent acts of any nature regardless of the gender of the victim and the offender!
The more you fear the perpetrators, the more power you give not only to the physical but also to the mental perpetrators, who do not need to use force. It is enough to threaten.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143012
 13.07.2017
It is impossible to break up, because the winter and the city, the stoves in the house were not used, the tapk dirty unhygienically, the wire painfully, the line is not smooth, the green carpet blaster is ridiculous... In short, when I began to suggest my options, we realized that nothing from this initiative would work. So I remained unbeaten, so they roared like two idiots.

Your uncle is good. He knew from the very beginning that nothing would come out of this idea, and that it was better (and more effective) to turn punishment into a joke than to really beat.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143011
 13.07.2017
No, the boss must be bisexual in order to have all his subordinates equally.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143010
 13.07.2017
Wap, wrapped in a newspaper
No replacement for a cigarette.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143009
 13.07.2017
Hemp is just a living weed, little that grows in the garden sometimes even inside the house grows. As soon as I open the closet - batyushki, and there grew, and the main thing had time to get rooted, and the walls of the foil grew and the bulbs have already shuffled, and the system of autopoly with ventilation. Everything was like this, comrade of the area, it was itself, probably a seed of wind.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143008
 13.07.2017
Congratulations, the site for aitishniks, having passed through the stage of the site for a runet, long hanging in the stage of the site for a beetle, has yet to reach the title of the site for ovulations, ovulations and other chickens. Oh well comrades.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143007
 13.07.2017
I always laughed at the anecdote about my wife in the anti-gas and "Brows, what, stitched out?" But one day - after 10 years of life together - my husband was surprised to find a large mole on my face, which was always there, and rushed to check her presence on children’s photographs...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143006
 13.07.2017
Much worse

Hey, so you just don’t want to understand, everything as the first commentator and writes)))))

And vodka is one, and the girl is one, and we need actually always the same thing, you are balbes, mindless lazy)))))))

Most men can’t admit that they behave just like women.
If a man talks, he drinks. And it may also be, “Tell me,” but for them, “This is another matter.”
A man who cheats his wife for an unprepared dinner or a mess in the house is no better than a wife who cheats for a shelf and a small salary. Only men call it ‘pilit’ and women don’t.
Men are also not in the mood for sex. Only women don’t call it "breaking".
This bad habit of devaluing women’s feelings (as opposed to men’s) and hanging clichés leads to the fact that you’re defined as a fool.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143005
 13.07.2017
Bustly! Where are the jokes?
There is a table in the bar. There is another table at the table. The first asks her: Could I join you?
The cat, the odmin, the shredder.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143004
 13.07.2017
Description of toy
After decades of hard work, the old tokar plans to escape from communism. On his way, he encounters the most incredible creature – a small abandoned robot. Can they get out of this dark world together?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143003
 13.07.2017
Megaphone, on the way, went to the end.
I sit on the XS, read lightweight pages, suddenly hello, “you have exhausted the traffic limit.”
What “exhausted” when the speed limit is?
I see, “the terms of the tariff option have changed, for your convenience...”
“You paid for the goods yesterday, so we decided to ship twice as little for that money so you don’t blow your back.”
Is it down now or is someone else knocking down?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143002
 13.07.2017
On the Chinese flagship discussion:

xxx: The only thing that Apple can’t make easier is to eb@lo users of its products.
Reply to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №143001
 13.07.2017
Tagged with: divorce

I once visited the "divorce with a trailer", only in pants.
I testify: Women, as a rule, react much less than "homes goats".
Finding a decent couple is hard. But maybe.
Don’t give up, divorce of both sexes. And you will succeed, but don’t drop your hands and don’t fall of spirit. All will succeed.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143000
 13.07.2017
xxx: The attitude towards the performers in our team is very well characterized by the abandoned phrase of a colleague:
Can you send a piece of the artist?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №142999
 13.07.2017
In Peter, on a tour of the prison of the Trubetsky bastion (which is in the Petropavlovsky fortress). The guide tells us that this prison is purely political, not criminal, the prisoners were generally nobles. In this prison there was no torture, heavy physical labor, here the emphasis was placed on psychological pressure, torture by loneliness. You could ask the security guard to buy a fresh bread for tea, the prison had an extensive library, daily walks in the fresh air, and so on. Thus, the basic principles of detention in this prison were: complete loneliness (all cameras for one person), ringing silence (it was even forbidden to knock over) and complete physical inactivity (it was only possible to read and write, physical labor was excluded). And then from the crowd of tourists comes a disturbing male voice: "In general, I call it "vacation"..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142998
 13.07.2017
The Russian economy is like a tetris: money goes there, comes in, and then once - and disappears.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142997
 13.07.2017
How to stay in Vienna.
1st Come to the Belvedere Garden and watch Apollo of Belvedere.
2nd Get Museum staff asking: "Where is (your mother) Apollo?and "
Three After receiving the answer: "What Apollo?", try to find yourself.
4 is After unsuccessful searches to spit, scratch, squeeze in roaming.
5 is Find out that the statue of Apollo is in the Belvedere Garden... in the Vatican.
6 is So that it can be heard in Salzburg

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142996
 13.07.2017
After paying out the mortgage, introduce foods gradually so that the stomach can get used to food again.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142995
 13.07.2017
A strong wind on the coast of Vladivostok is when even in a bottle of beer a wave

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142994
 13.07.2017
A friend came to the interview.

They communicate, everything goes well.

A friend asks:

Are you married?

The candidate was so upset:

Do I need?

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