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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34483
 13.08.2010
Cra
I connected the storage at work - the whole department was stuck looking for it - like whoever first gets access that good guy.

The first person found access through wifi, but grit I can't see the disk... it turned out that I found an open(!) wifi point with access to the innet full and to my own lock(!)

Cra
The store was abandoned, we are now looking for this fucking access point.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34482
 13.08.2010
<RJ45> after such a week it is appropriate to give a month's vacation
<RJ45> on Monday In front of me is a blast.
<RJ45> Tuesday I get 220 volts of goodness and joy from the angry BP.
<RJ45> Wednesday The security guard blocked the always open windshield on the passageway, through which I stumbled.
<RJ45> Thursday Trying alone to push the closet with the office archive, behind which there is a rosette, under the laughter of the loadsmen standing next to me, I rush the scratch on myself, I beat the loadsmen, I get an excuse.
<RJ45> Friday The ladder came earlier than I expected.
<RJ45> good that I don’t work on Saturdays
<VikinGr1m> you have a tough time, but
<DimmRock> RJ45: Don’t go into the black mesh
<VikinGr1m> and the red mounting is still worth buying)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34481
 13.08.2010
A client, a major insurance company covering plastic surgery complications, asked our agency to add very honest pre- and post-operative photos to their new site.

<manager>: Of course, it depends on us, but I would prefer to use only decent photographs.

<designers>: I wish you good luck

<developer>: The At the last rally I advised to block the unworthy by clicking the "See before and after" button.

<designer>: I think there’s nothing terrible if we show a little (. and (. ) Plastic Surgery Insurance website.

<developer>: Photos probably work better than this. and :)

Before: ( )

and after : ( and (. )

<designer>: I apologize

Before: ( )

and after : ( and (. )

Complications of : (and (. )

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34480
 13.08.2010
XXX is:
And we went to the cinema yesterday, on the "Unstoppable", a funny filmmaker, the hands and legs are flying off - the hall was almost full!
YYY :
Arms and legs cut off?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34479
 13.08.2010
My grandfather gave it. He slept for half a day, woke up, went into the kitchen, saw the food on the go, and said, “That’s fucking so much food, but there’s no time to eat!” And went "the field of wonders" to watch

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34478
 13.08.2010
From Twitter:
Water has 4 aggregate states: liquid, solid, gas and watermelon.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34477
 13.08.2010
After this terrible, snowy, cold winter and a dull-killing summer, next year I want to have no weather. SPB

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34476
 13.08.2010
Yesterday in the news showed how Medvedev after inspecting the burned fields of our region said: "There will be a resolution..."
There was a heavy rain tonight.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34475
 13.08.2010
fish ‎(11:50)
Today, my sister and I discussed the increased probability of the situation.
When you come to the gynecologist, and there is Putin!!!! to
andie ‎(11:55):
And imagine: the gynecologist is looking - and there is Putin too!!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34474
 13.08.2010
Are you okay with your vestibular apparatus?
Apparently yes, and what?
I fuck you all...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34473
 13.08.2010
Commentary on a girl's photo
He: as always the look ruins this grid, our... grid
It's not a net, it's a shirt
Then we put on the coat.
She: Well, it’s too vulgar to take pictures of cowards.
He said, “We are cowards.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №34472
 13.08.2010
XXX is:
C is part. and comforts.
YYY :
Is it how?
XXX is:
Toilet down from the balcony :)
XXX is:
Shower – standing under someone else’s toilet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34471
 13.08.2010
null: and my grandmother had a rocket vacuum cleaner.
Null: It was called so because of the sound.
Null: We just got a cat out of it.
But we still have a rocket.
Null: Don’t you meet there? and :)
We have no one :)
SIV: Neighbors of Sruca

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34470
 13.08.2010
Riv_Shirl: what a kid he is
Riv_Shirl: Yes, and the baby too


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34469
 13.08.2010
A: Where do you get the 88 Tyres?! to
C: (flegmatic) Well, you need dark socks first.
A: Am I a pedicure for you?! to
C: Of course not excluded... but I am generally talking about theft...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34468
 13.08.2010
ArkDoom: Smoking Warns: The Ministry of Health is Yabeda.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34467
 13.08.2010
Thirteen (23:36) :
Throw smoke

Dmitry (23:36) :
? to

Thirteen (23:36) :
I go to the bathroom today and there is a spider!! to

Thirteen (23:36) :
and Healthy!

Thirteen (23:37) :
Do you know which?? to

I have to tell you... (23:38) :
From here to here, here to here.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34466
 13.08.2010
X: Girls refuse to do minettes for many reasons, such as being upset. But then they do it themselves with pleasure.
W: Oh, I didn’t like Pelmen before either.

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34465
 13.08.2010
From Habr:
I will tell you how radio stores are organized in China.
You come, there is a bunch of different phones al-la iPhones, htc and so on. It is just the sea...
There are decent fake iPhones (with a high-quality screen, touchscreen, TV tuner, two sims, etc., but they can really be used!) We have about 7 trillion dollars.
Another joke - approached the seller, showed the HTC MAX 4G (which is only in Russia) - and asked the same, he turned and turned, and said "Sir, we don't have that, but if you give it to us for a week - we will do."
- need to show them the fighter Su-35 ;) the podi in a month will make a copy.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34464
 13.08.2010
I came to work, as always at 7-45, standing with the boys we smoke on the parking lot..Here, at speed, the Jaguar XKR comes in and parks to the director's seat (the director's "Kamruha"), the music is full. The doors open, and because of the steering wheel, literally falls out, our trucker, Serega (the guy has 15 thousand salary)...stays up such, shaking, shaking, the car closes not on the signal, but on the key.
Then, in his face, there is a thought... the look becomes frightened, he turns to the car... then he looks at us again (the horror is already read in his eyes), and he gives out.
-Bl@, god I don't know where it came from... And shaking goes to the warehouse.

My husband and I smoked for a long time and thought a lot.

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