BendHand ‎(13:53):
Ahaha Ilya at a friend's wedding pushed his grandmother,
No matter what she said about the bucket)))

I love him so much. He is a boy. I’m looking for him, I’m looking for him... And I’m finding one of the tiles.

Film "The Mind Seeks a Friend"
Very vital...

The student. 1 the course. A couple on the tower. Preponja considers some example on the board, gets some expression to divide by zero and decides further. Then he looks at us, suddenly silent, and so kindly says, "What, in school, was it not allowed to divide by zero? Now you can!"

If a fool begins to solve a problem, the problem becomes two.
(Author of the Orthodox)

Just just.
Children (5 and 7 years old) go to bed. Sleeping on a two-storey bed: (c) the tallest on top, (m) the lowest on the bottom. They talked, I didn’t hear the beginning, but the end made me think:
I will soon go to school.
As long as you go, I’ll be 9 years old!
Q. And what, will you get married?
A man without a wife is like a tree without a goose!! to

By playing computer games, you earn hemorrhoids!
Is it a game of candles?! to

In the USSR in the journal "Science and Life" were published drawings for the manufacture of the cube, which was sometimes easier than to buy it: a paradox, but at the time to get access to a high-precision CNC machinery was easier than to buy a toy in the store, since it was a so-called deficit.

to this:
Daddy’s acquaintance made shrimp with some special sauce. Everything was very delicious, it became interesting how he made this sauce, especially - from what. There is nothing exotic in our kitchen. The sauce is cool. So when the sauce was over and the shrimp was still there, he said that he would quickly prepare more sauce. Finally there was a chance to see it and remember it. He brought ketchup, pulled it into a plate, then pulled the mayonnaise there and confidently mixed it, turning it into a pink pasta sauce.
I was almost sick.

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The student sauce. of Novosibirsk.
And the author, a glamorous creature, goes naughty :)

X: Do you have anything to eat?
YYY : NO
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YYY : Ho
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YYY: I
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I work two steps from the house where my MCH lives, but I have never been there.
We agreed today that when I ended at 16, I would call and see you. I call.
I am. Hi, I am everything.
Listen, let’s play a little quest?
I am. Surprisingly, let’s...
In general, now you go out of work, turn to the right and go straight and straight, until you stumble at the iron door, eh?
Taac, I think it was the door of his entrance, he showed...
I am. Okay what next?
MR.- Next to the door - the device with the buttons, tap 1, 5, 8 and "B", there will be further instructions. Ok to?
I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going.
Now the door will open. Do not go into the elevator, you will climb exactly 60 steps and straight, OK?
I go, I count to 60 as a fool, the fourth floor, the door is straight open, he stands... half in the shaving foam and with a rose... and blamelessly says this:
Sorry, but I didn’t have time to shave. Five minutes and I’m all yours.
I love it, even though it’s a computer.)