Doddy: We need to find out when the dublins were invented and celebrate the anniversary of the dublins...

I don’t think all of the readers remember this and it can’t help but upset me. I will not let this go unto being:
Olondon, capital of Bugaganglia

As one admin said: many backpacks are few.

Sergii: Alina, when we meet
Alina at 7:30
Sergii: what to take?
Alina: note and bottle
DD: The Ideal Woman

I am a 4-year-old fan of Angry Birds.
friend: watched the days Star Wars with your son, you can't imagine how difficult it is to explain to a modern child that the Darth Vader is not "Daddy, see, the king of pigs."

You are all riddled by the Jews, like they are wrongdoers, chasing you by the nonsense!
I can’t understand why you’re screaming? I work for a medium-sized organization, 15 comps. Stories with the cleaner and the wire, the switch off and other battle happen. A foolish accountant? by Nawal! But you know, I have been in this nonsense for 3 years and I am not going to be fired, because these "criminal" on every one of my doctors baked me just so(!) A bunch of cakes and all other tastes, very friendly and if I suddenly need something, I can always count on their help and advice.
You just don’t know how to cook them!

and----
Imagine that they are 1500. Of them, 70 are directors and as many are close to the body. And some of the staff is recruited by the size of the chest.

Luck smiles to everyone, but many are wrong.

We live in an American town of medium size. We rent an apartment in a double triplex - three-storey building divided into two parts, and in each part - three apartments (one on each floor). In four of these apartments live Turkish families, religious Muslims, whose wives walk in hijabs. Everything seems normal, hello-hello, the relationship with them is good and it’t have been necessary to write this story, but recently, here’s what happened:
We bought a trunk 14 feet in diameter, put it on the backyard and told everyone that all their children could jump there as much as they wanted. Children are children of all cultures and ethnicities, and everyone loves to play, jump and run, so it would be blasphemous to prohibit them from jumping on our trampoline. Well, they, of course, dropped there with a bowl, all day there then jump, then play, then run - noisy, but fun, and our children are better, because playing has become more interesting, because the children are more. But at the same time, there is one problem: all these neighboring children are messing up. Leave the backyard fucking fantasy from sweets, empty bottles from underwater, popcorn, etc. My wife doesn’t like shit. The first day she cleaned up the garbage herself. On the second day, she asked the children to collect the garbage for themselves, but it didn’t work, so she and our children cleaned the garbage again. On the third day, the mother of these children asked them to somehow force the children to clean the garbage, but it also did not work, because each mother is sure that it is not her children who are messing up, but others. In short, talk to no one. Well, my wife was not hired to clean the garbage for neighboring children, but we do not intend to clean the trunk from there, as this is a good physical development for our children, so she, a free-thinking nature, found one very original solution. One day, she waited until all the Turkish men came home from their work and ate dinner, then put on a light makeup, dressed in glossy loins, in a laid-out maid on a naked breast, wrapped shoes on a low heels, and with a bag went out to collect garbage. She is doing sports with me and she has another figure, so it turned out to be very effective. Collecting garbage, she greeted the neighbors who looked onto the balcony and for most of the time she stood hip up in a very seductive posture - because the garbage on the ground rolled, you have to bend! For some reason, the Turks that day stayed on the balconies longer than usual and watched very carefully how the garbage slowly but confidently disappeared into a bag. Apparently, they were fascinated by this process (three times “ha-ha”). But most importantly – the Turkish women understood the hint that the garbage will be collected in such a working form every day and now, every night, after their children go home, mothers shout on the backyard like bees. They collect garbage, throw the trunk, so we have no more garbage.
Well, from all this an interesting side effect came out: the Turks took me so much attention! and :)

True love is not that which endures long years of separation, but that which endures long years of intimacy.
Helen Rowland

A child in school was asked for literature to find information about rich women and (attention!) Portraits must be attached.
I’ll send them autographs tomorrow.)

to this:

You are all riddled by the Jews, like they are wrongdoers, chasing you by the nonsense!
I can’t understand why you’re screaming? I work for a medium-sized organization, 15 comps. Stories with the cleaner and the wire, the switch off and other battle happen. A foolish accountant? by Nawal! But you know, I have been in this nonsense for 3 years and I am not going to be fired, because these "criminal" on every one of my doctors baked me just so(!) A bunch of cakes and all other tastes, very friendly and if I suddenly need something, I can always count on their help and advice.
You just don’t know how to cook them!

and----
Imagine that they are 1500. Of them, 70 are directors and as many are close to the body. And some of the staff is recruited by the size of the chest.

The Gentlemen. Your notion of usurpation at work reminds you of complaints about your wretched wife. You chose her yourself. You go there by your own will. In the end, you get paid for it. Do not like - go to the seller to the bakery on a schedule of a day or three. Or do you just want to sit on your ass and do nothing for money? Minor modern humans who want someone to fix their lives for them, while they’re crawling in the ceiling and sucking against the wind.

A friend of mine stunned on some occasion a coupon for a free small pizza when ordering one big one. Come there and give the right to download, say give it just so, it is written "one for free", and with a small letter by star "when ordering big for money" it is they do not have the right to try to fool him so and he will complain. Those decided not to bind and gave him a free pizza, the result - two weeks in the infection with diarrhea.

In the meantime, I realized that parental control is not for parents, but for parents.

On vacation, a little boy plays with branches, camels, something mastery, builds - in general, himself and the sky and the moon. And constantly whispering: “I want to invent something that would invent it... I approach, I say, “Pash, invent the time machine.” After thinking a little, Pasha replies annoyedly: "No-e-e, there are wires needed..."

of business! The harsh Russian children.

The correct advertising poster.
Grandpa and grandfather are buried in a container.
Signature: "Everything started with a loan to the site".

"Happy" has been...

In his early childhood (age 5) uncle took him to work in the river port. We are not in a hurry, I look at the sides, the heating cranes and other port jewelry. I knew the letters, I read some. I write the names of the vessels. Suddenly:"I-v-a-n-o-v-o-z" The Uncle O-0? I am looking forward to "Ivanovo 3". It still reminds me of shit.)

It was at the Napalm Death concert, such harsh guys, harsh music...
In the interval between the songs, the soloist communicates with the hall, for 3 minutes, he tells something in his native language very enthusiastically, of course, few people understand it, but the story ends in the broken Russian words "Fuck Russian Train". Translation was not needed)) And the voice in the room, "aga, to the mail still go".

here here :
I learned to reassemble the screw when I was 15. Ten years have passed, but I still remember >naughty:
and gt;
>er ef ash em two
>the pe x forty seven
>Greek De Six Er Te
>ash four ka de er
>De Three De Players De

You know a lot about the perversions. I lasted only two months on rfhm2-tpx47-yd6rt-h4kdr-d3dyd, and then happily returned to the classic.
JJ Three Ku Ku Four
Seven Years, Two Years
2 as as as 4
Three as to eight
eight eight eight eight eight eight

Not every ejaculation deserves a name.
and AMER. Comedian George Carlin

XXX: We came to ethnography. In the schedule was a woman, a man came. I’m sitting on his jacket on his feet – the psychology lesson yesterday was the same. I think the dress code is like that. I represent the elderly teachers in a blue jacket in a cage, rug.
XXX: I hear a group asking what his name is. And he replies to her: Alexey Alexandrovich... I have your psychology yesterday.
XXX: O_O
He cut off a little and shaved.