This is:
xxxxx: Why am I, a blonde secretary with an ECONOMIC education, explaining to our electrical engineers how to better connect a mini-ATS, and how to program it? I see this ATS for the first time!
xxxxx: Why can the boss install a modular boiler and I install the quip for him?? to
xxxxx: And where, fucking, at such moments stereotypes and jokes about blondes with big breasts go? Everyone immediately stopped and watched in the side.

That’s because, little boy, you can’t repair a sheltered electric motor and install a modular boiler, and an electrical engineer and director can. They, of course, in the absence of your light head, would deal with the mini-ATS and the quip, but their working hours are too expensive for this. In student years, I also self-forgottenly reinstalled the screw, and now I will call people who understand this. Not because I’m dumb and can’t re-install the screw, but because I’m too busy with my main job to spend hours learning what young Mahatma graduates do in five minutes.

Cats, they are like that... Here is our old man now lying, sleeping and at the same time shaking pretty loudly. So comfortable at home. And everyone hears, smiles and walks on chickens.
And if a man snorted, they would immediately run with a thump and wake up with dissatisfied mouths.

I am reading a new book by D. Brown "Inferno". The hero wakes up and realizes that he is not in America, but 6500 km away in Italy.
In Russia, you can’t build such a story. The hero woke up in Vladivostok, 6500 km from his hometown and realized that he was still in Russia.

Candidate of Science, by the way: “All new articles I keep in a yellow folder.” Somehow started looking. On the table and on the shelves of the folder any colors, except yellow. We call. We get an outrageous answer: "I said, in the yellow folder!". He puts the phone. The next day I wonder why all such dumb, yellow folder can not be found. You guess it, right? The desired yellow folder is on the desk of her comp. This is called "New Articles".

to this
Today I saw a wild thing, the girl in the subway was driving the al-la heroine of the movie The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, with Iroquois, piercing, and shaved whiskies. And she read Dostoevsky... in the old Soviet interplay)))) Now I have seen everything in life. It was my day!"

Do you listen to Dorn and Lady Gaga? Believe me, informals are smarter than underdeveloped fans of nightclubs.

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How many dumb corners are there in a triangle?
Less than two.
A-ha-ha, girls and geometry are incompatible.
O O O O O How much, if not less than two?
Not one, of course.
- * painting a triangle with a dull angle on the sheet * and here?
Well, not one of them.
- *facebook spam* yes, guys and geometry concepts are incompatible... go read what is a dumb corner.