Example of what a gay parade should be

Reviews on the site for the sale of miniature wireless cameras, there are people:

1: I needed a micro-video camera because the butterflies are scared when you bring a VHS video camera to them and they have a male penis in the female. Now that I installed a micro video camera. The butterflies stopped being scared, they now even like it and they pose. thank you.

2: I was a... ride dealer, put a camera in the eye of the door, and when I was shot in the door, I would have suffered my gallow before, and now, fuck... ride 100 views for a new camera, I will be weakened. I recommend the FSSI to everyone.

and carried
I’ll see this quote on the tower: I’ll remove the VOV, get rid of it, sign up for a barbecue, stop drinking beer and bring my girlfriend to a expensive restaurant.

by Milord:
Or is. Four and a half years ago, my place was in the box office. So they sat.
And it was accepted that when an insurance agent came to take out the money collected from clients, he must come in and call his name loudly in the following form - "I am Ivanov!" or "I am Petrov!"
End of working day. Everyone is steamed, no one’s head is cooking anymore. The agents ended for two hours. And then a man comes in and loudly says, “Bravo, I AM DEAD!”and "
The senior cashier, after a minute pause, blamelessly dividing his hands - "And what can I help?".

by Milord:
My uncle’s name was Alexander.

by Loka-Alanie
The irony of fate :D

by Milord:
Oh well Hole. and )

by Loka-Alanie
Can you imagine how he was at school?

by Loka-Alanie
Someone walks in the hallway and asks: “Who of you died?”?" - "I..." - "Let’s go with us..."

Go to save the sick! My uncle said when he went to work. In the morge.

The bed
The first day as a waitress.

Alexandria
Yes, it’s terrible to work (

The bed
What is that?)

Alexandria
Shortly before the end of the working day falls a half drunk man with aunt in an even more drunk state. I got the menu, everything is done. In three minutes I will receive the order. A man with a cluttered tongue says, "I need 150 vodka, and the girl to fight on the sand." Noting my astonishing look adds: "Well a cocktail like this"

The bed
O_O

Alexandria
I am glad that God has not given me a natural cleverness. Second after five I realized what he meant "Sex on the beach"... x_X

Mitrich: There is nothing worse for a company than a stupid but courageous Sisadmin.

Well, if that happened.

If I see this quote on Basha, I will cut off my male dignity.

– Listen, I have a question, you’re like a ball in the photo, you should probably know...
Give it
Why is the lens round and the photos are rectangular?? to
–...

Just as I walked through the street, I heard:
Are we going to marinate mushrooms? The girl asked her grandmother. No, we’re going to eat them. My grandmother said and laughed strangely.

I like how my mom talks to my girlfriend.
Hello, my girl, the golden sponges!! to
Let her girlfriend only flourish and shine... and she says to her:
What do you want from me, a prostitute in a shirt?

Employee disappeared
XXX: Help the guys.
XXX: where to insert the flash secretary, we have already inserted 2 holes and it is not defined!!! Could you help...?? to

Digger (00:51:23 11/09/2008)
When it comes to a man, I have a good friend, so at first grade I hated him because I thought he was pretending to be a dude. Then it turned out that he did not pretend, we made friends.

Maybe I’m just hypersexual?
Maybe you just have a shirt in your ass? O_O

xmagnusx
I was also interested in the turtle - for example, tried to get out of the armor
Calibro
How is? Why Why?
xmagnusx
And what I saw in the multiples, they get.
xmagnusx
Or do you want to say that in the multiples the truth is shown?

In fact, trees are heavily pressed pebbles.

She: Interestingly, he repaired the car himself afterwards. Where did I do my socks yesterday?
Sorry, it’s not for you.)
He said: I washed them.
She is: Yes? Where did you put them?
Do you have ASKA files?
She: Yes
And what about the socks?

Man (04:29:29 4/09/2008)
I will be back in 4 minutes.

Girl (04:33:35 4/09/2008)
Where is this? Why Why? Why? )

Man (04:33:49 4/09/2008)
Tell me everything ;)

Girl (04:35:00 4/09/2008)
Noah is???? to

Man (04:35:13 4/09/2008)
What is??? Coffee prepared

Girl (04:35:26 4/09/2008)
by LaAadno)

Man (04:35:39 4/09/2008)
Well, okay, so... the mistress travelled...

Girl (04:36:59 4/09/2008)
Coffee is like coffee...)

and Frank:
Listen, I have a problem.
and kefir-100:
What happened?? to
and Frank:
I don’t know where to start!!! to
and kefir-100:
Start from the end...
and Frank:
I am shit!

Two years ago, he was appointed manager of the company. On the second day I found the toilet... started to go there... never met anyone in it, only in the cabins someone was... still thought constantly - that there is a scourge for the assholes such work as you go down - scourge terribly...
Today I found an announcement over the shell - Ladies and Gentlemen! Please do not use the shell temporarily!Oh, I am looking for a man...